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Eating in public is dangerous when my brother and I are together, mostly because duels are a constant occurrence. Have you ever had a photo taken of you while you were #UvulaDeep in a shake shack burger? No? Well it's #Lovecraftian, and it's something you inherently want to keep out of the private albums of kids with wayyyy too much liberty on #WorldWideWeb.
This was the setting of our present duel. Female Zack and Cody here were trying to pull the ol' "casual selfie" technique, one that frames their target in the background of an otherwise Michelin portrait of one's many chins. I'll admit I always feel a bit guilt ridden when dueling children--it's a tad dubious to take the life of a child for social currency. #ItWillEventuallyBecomeNormalThough. They shot, I shot first. And while her back is turned, I'm sure the mother's maternal instincts had alerted her to her childrens' demise. #cameraduels #LittleDutchChildren #TheHaircutTranscendsGenerationGaps #pattyportraiture

Normal / 1 weeks ago

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@lydiabishay us and Christopher Thomas

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I aspire to be on here one day @deenaliantonio_

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Happy birthday !

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Happy Birthday Cole!

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Happy birthday ! πŸŽ‰

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@haleymitchelll look at this

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this is so horrifyingly funny @john_toal

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I shot first. She looked at me and whimpered, "a-am I gunna end up on your instagram?" I let out a reassuring smile, "not anymore" I said calmingly as I looked the poor girl in the eyes and lied to her soul. Her friends joined me in Recognizing her guilt, they laughed, I laughed, WE laughed. It was a good time, you had to be there. Apparently graduation is not even enough to warrant acting like an adult, but who am I to talk?, I wore depends under my gown. Now that I've graduated people have been asking me "Cole, will you post more now?" To which I always say, "how did you get in my house?" #NYU #Graduation #cameraduels #pleasego

Normal / 2 months ago

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@ginny_bradley literally cracking up

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His caption is ME @parisinghh @chloe.hanson

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This page is so funny ahhaha @iicharlotte @evelorinn

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@madeline.johnson HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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haha the caption omg

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A nice afternoon as the only people sledding over 10yo, when, like an unholy din, a red menace washed over the pale white snow, camera in hand. I was a bull driven mad by rouge, and I knew...duel was on. Poor humble Douglas was caught in the crossfire, but friends die all the time in the game of war. It was only after the duel had ended, and the bodies of hundreds of Central Park children lay all around us that I noticed the man wore a #NationalGeographic emblem on his coat. He was a professional.
Used to shooting #wildbeasts, my mannerisms must have been familiar to him. And the look of determination in his eye was characteristic of a man who had seen both fear and wonder. We talked after the fight, as duelist's often do, and both held a mutual respect. He was @kikeo, check out his side of the story. #PoorDouglas #PhotoShootoff #Protographer #DuelingInTheBigLeagues #DaddyNeedsANewPairOfShoes
#NatiColeGeographic

Normal / 6 months ago

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@imdonetalkingtoyou @eddie_chan_ what

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ABAHAHAHAHAHA

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This is the best thing ever @apaulagize go through his account I'm dead

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His captions omfg read all of them πŸ˜‚ @kou.jack @erikalisbeth @graciousslili

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Writing style

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This is the best account on Instagram's entire database πŸ‘πŸΌ

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Wow, look at the face she's making. The human mouth should only open that wide for two reasons: (1) screaming 'fire,' and (2) wailing during moments of overwhelming humanity. Apparently I warranted that primal facial contortion.
YES I, it is I in that photo. I like to give opposing perspective to the #cameraduels, mainly because it's fun to see myself shoot victorious, but also because some of you...incurable skeptics...don't believe the duels actually happen. They say "Cole youre paranoid!" And they're right, I am, but clearly for a reason. This shot actually shows the victims POV from the last duel I posted. If you zoom in close to my face, you can actually see the twisted grin. Zoom even closer and I'm sure you could see Satan in the reflection of my goggles. Oh wait, nevermind... that's not Lucifer, that's just the girl screaming. #MortalQuestions #ScreamingSelfie #Opposhot

Normal / 7 months ago

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THE CAPTIONS @liam_breen_27

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@swiiffersweeper THE CAPTIONS IM LAUGHJNG

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"yes I, it is I in that photo" @cocosaoo

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the captions on this account oml I'm deadπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @_love.me.babe_

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@amyyzing omg this whole account

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@andrea.vergara I see satan in his goggles

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@shannonasser
@johannalhunter HAHAHAHA THIS ACCOUNT IS AMAZING

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When you get sneaky photos taken of you, you pick up a profound sense of paranoia. All of your senses are heightened to the duelist's presence. You can smell em, you can taste em in the air, you can see the red aura that they burn off their boney frames. Most of all, you can hear your name whispered like voldemort. I've become adept at knowing when someone says my name, even in a crowded noisy lodge. (Kahhhlllllβ€’ssssppprrooowwwss) is all I heard from the two girls staring at me out of the corner of my eye. Their pupils were pitch black, and they were smilin with teeth like sharp stones.if it weren't for the photo proof, I would swear the whole event took place in grainy black and white. Here are the two pullin the ole overtheshoulder slickpic. Looks at that venomous grin, like a guilty dog. #Coldemort #cameraduels #camera_duels #MammothMountain

Normal / 7 months ago

30033 Likes

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@camerondelfino i love this account

@emilyydrake

@emilyydrake
his instagram is probably the greatest thing in the universe @kateeeeeeee_

@taratofighi_

@taratofighi_
@andrea.vergara HEAR YOUR NAME WHISPERED LIKE VOLDEMORT IM PEEING IM CRYING

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@jess_thong

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@sandollasign this Instagram too funny

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Not but 30 seconds after arriving on the plane, a quick glance to my right revealed this seafoam sapiens breathing heavily and scrambling for her phone. Little lady must've thought, just because her phone matched her shirt, that I wouldn't detect her desperate photos. Firstly, my vision is based on fear, and I saw you right away. Second, nay.
The victim: @tater_tots15 claimed it was a "tie." Her innocent account name perfectly reflects how violently she lost. She posted a picture of our duel, in which my debonair gait and relaxed posture so too reflects how prepared I was for her ludicrous display of #AeronauticArseholery. My Cheshire grin must have scared the other passengers, and I was quickly escorted off the plane for being #TooDamnBomb #cameraduels

Normal / 1 years age

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@bmoney1738 @darthwumbo1777 @poseyhoechlin @milkobitch_

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@taratofighi_
@andrea.vergara SEAFOAM SAPENS ODBSJSNSHAJSS

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@pagemorgan this is so amusing

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Bahaha @earthlingkelsey

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@mollyrobson this account is FUCKIJG gold

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@hxppy.lil.pill I DONT EVEN JNOW WHAT SEAFOAM SAPIENS IS BUT OTS FUNNY

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Who would have thought, the mother with child, would have prioritized taking our picture over steadying her baby's carriage on a moving train? I did. I would have thought.
Firstly, her child is too young for The Street Life of Shaq and Kobe, so we all know she was taking that picture for herself. Unless of course she was making a long term investment, banking on the baby enjoying the show when #it grows up. #ItsCalledInvesting. Trying to be sneaky, she made the number 1 rookie mistake, #Flash. My poor, helpless, innocent, virgin brother was caught in the middle of our duel. You can see the fear in his eyes and the determination in mine, both being trumped by the look of shame in hers. #cameraduels #BabyOnBoard #FamilyDrama #TheStreetLifeOfShaqAndKobe

Normal / 1 years age

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@morganvsmorgan

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@morganvsmorgan so fantastic HAHAHAHAA

@whyareyoustillhere_

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@dylansprouse you're a virgin?!?! That's surprising.

@pacificalien

@pacificalien
Dylan is virgin wtf its a joke

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LOLOLOLOL @ginny_bradley

@serraa.a

@serraa.a
@hxppy.lil.pill POOR HELPLESS INNOCENT VIRGIN BEOTHER ONEF


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"I just don't wanna be in the picture" she said, saddened by the fact that she was now collateral damage. Vengeance was the only thing on my mind, the lady's honor depended on it. I was in no mood for photos...I had a different kind of ammo for this. Sometimes a duel asks for a new kind of approach, and so a video was appropriate.
The poor duelist signaled game on by screaming a whisper into her companion's face. This was shortly followed by a giggle, one that was enough to make a hyena jealous. The male companion grabbed his floppy hat and smiled nervously. This is when she fired the first couple shots. Thankfully (and "unfortunately" if we're being politically correct) the crowded subway goers took the shots for me. Necessary casualties. Now is when the video began, panic already sewn through the entire car with multiple people's photos already taken. Let the duelists' final expressions tell you who won. #cameraduels #SubwayShowdown #streetfighter #video #ManyFramesOfShame
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Also, I started another Instagram account: @sprousemasterworks
Lets just say it's dedicated to the drawn art pieces from the sprouse fanbase. If you like camera_duels, you'll enjoy it. Or maybe you won't, either way #IWillStillSleepAtNight #TLDR

Normal / 1 years age

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AHAHAHA THIS ACCOUNT IS COLE SPROUSE JUST CATCHING PEOPLE TAKING PICS OF HIM IM CRYIN @mylaxgrey

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😁 😁 😁 😁

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#cameraduels #camera_duels #MechanicallyMischievous
Look upon it, do you see? This is the venomous face of mischief incarnate. I've decided to zoom this picture into, what may be, an uncomfortable proximity of this boy's head. It does serve a purpose though, and I wanted you all to plainly see what a duel looks like from a contestant around 16yo. They all do this exact face, and I don't often paint with such a large brush, but Instagram is a place for generalizations.
Lets break it down mechanically. Chin down, eradicated by the skin of the neck. Nostrils flared in an ape-like message of passion. Cheeks bulging with rotten words. Eyes half closed after a session of frantic blinking. And, of course, the smile, that damned thing, illuminating an upper jaw triumphing over its defeat of the lower.
Mania, pure insanity. What scared me the most, however, was how this kid looked like he could've been a younger sibling. How often have I made this face?

Normal / 1 years age

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2352 Comments
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Read all his captions πŸ˜‚ @rebekahodonohoex

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Inquietante @giada_pastorello

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@morganvsmorgan read all his captions omg

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@muskan.xo @gauriii_1401 omg look at this account πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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#cameraduels #camera_duels #ATrick #AngerCafe #Caf'anger "Don't worry, I won't post this photo" I told him lokinously. Yet even with glasses he didn't see through my illusion.
Behold his defeat!
His friend, the girl honking her vocals on the right, knew he was bested, and tickled by the event I quivered with a publicly pleasant rage. Winners write the events in history, and this duel has forever been etched on virtual stone.

Normal / 1 years age

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974 Comments
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@annierud I'm crying

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@elizabethki.m I KNOW I FOUND THIS ACCOUNT A YEAR AGO

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@sarahederr
@sophie_derr this account is my life

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@thatssokamya
please check out this account to see why i love cole sprouse @sapna.desai

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@_sophiaperry
This account is so funny it's cole sprouse and he takes pictures of people taking pictures of him and his captions are like storiesπŸ˜‚ @djlaw32

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#cameraduels #camera_duels #TheOtherSideOfTheDuel

So you babblers keep asking for "MOAR PICS OF YOUR FAISE!" My consistent brushing off of these remarks hasn't worked, so I'll answer your desperate requests in a rarified but relevant way.
I don't take photos of my face because that goes directly against the point, artistic and functional, of this account -plus EVERYONE else on instagram, aside from the frenchbulldog owners, gives you the same exact thing...hoards of selfies, so why should I?-. This photo, however, fits both the needs of my cooing populace and the requirements of my account.
This is a photo of me winning a duel. You can tell I'm winning because I'm smiling maliciously, a response of second nature to me now. I remember who took this photo actually, a young girl sitting next to her young, skateboarding boyfriend. Both of them #ReekedOfPatchouli. They must have thought themselves quick, not evidently quick enough. At least she didn't try to shoot me in the back like most of the other NYU arrivals. #ShootingTheBackIsNotADuel #eatyourveggies #brushyourteeth #gotobedataresponsiblehour

Normal / 1 years age

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@dc_malia_

@dc_malia_
I when you trying to take a picture of bΓ¦ secretly lolπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@emily.rood

@emily.rood
@maddy_back @bailey_wrege he definitely needs to be in my outsiders movie

@kyyyllaa

@kyyyllaa
lol i love youπŸ˜‚πŸ˜

@jay.bolke2021

@jay.bolke2021
#liziths #sprouse

@taratofighi_

@taratofighi_
@andrea.vergara BABBLER

@donyeajames

@donyeajames
#reekedofpatchouli πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Happy birthday cake face

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#cameraduels #camera_duels #AStirringInTheEast
New semester has started up at NYU and that means the arriving class is getting younger and younger. For people of a more social inclination this would be a good thing, as a new crowd means new friends!... Yet, for people like me, palid and tempered by the hammer of a desktop computer and eyes blackened by late nights in Skyrim, younger crowds mean more duels.
Upon review of my past battles, it seems the majority of my duelists are Asian. I don't know if this is because of the large population of the Asian community at NYU (or any university for that matter), or that my giggles are so kawaii that easterners gravitate towards my camera like satellites. Either way, the fear is real.
This young asian woman, the one with water spouting from her skull like the drool from Dylan's mouth, tried to catch my entire party off guard. If it weren't for the quickness of my draw, she might have caught me mid bite. She failed, and to make her defeat worse, I was drinking Japanese green tea. #FueledByHerAncestorsDrinkOfChoice

Normal / 1 years age

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@megansherraden @embbme @50_shades_of_dramatic @uknowgabbison

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@shaiahmylov3

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@alanisme_ #FueledByHerAncestorsDrinkOfChoice

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@deaner1988 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@poligono

@poligono
@giuliajitani @piblia JAJAJAJA llore

@josieozi

@josieozi
Read this one πŸ˜‚ @justine.lrh

@calumthook

@calumthook
@fineappleafi THIS ONE

@thekatewells

@thekatewells
@schaecherr READ THE CAPTION ITS FUNNY AND HE PLAYS SKYRIM

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@ritchelleee

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@_meganx0_ water spouting out her skull πŸ˜‚

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#cameraduels #camera_duels #Germany #flippenfloppen #derOopsideDownLand #itsaGermanWord

Oh look, what a standard technique they employed to try and catch me off guard. I'll just casually swing my phone in my hand while walking...but wait, I wasn't just swinging my phone, I was actually taking your picture, single handed.
My mamba-like agility is what keeps me ahead of your photo shenanigans.
They tried, they lost. Look at their sad German expressions. One might say I found shadenfreude. #BabiesOnTrial #GitErDone
You guys may wonder "Cole, why don't you post more often?" It's simple guys. I don't waste all my time on this website filled with people so vain, that they serve as a highway for my bad blood.
Cholesterol problems you see. #GottaEatSomeCheerios

Normal / 1 years age

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@soniahx_123
Omg im dying. This guy is so awesome @ammaarah___

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@matt.vit

@__walks

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The Captions πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@katy_baylynne

@katy_baylynne
*schadenfreude

@justine.lrh

@justine.lrh
@josieozi

@calumthook

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@fineappleafi MOW QE GOT BAD BLOOD

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#gottaeatsomecheerios

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@mackenziegregg1
The second paragraphπŸ˜‚@morgan_gregg @juliagermainn

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#camera_duels #Bulgaria #RageUnending #neversafe

Look at this shit.
See these kids? I did too. Apparently someone caught me dueling a two children...what have I become? That may look like a smile on my face but don't be fooled, thats pure anger of a 24karat composition. My trip to Bulgaria taught me that Bulgarians really don't give a damn. The men: built like boulders on Popsicle sticks (always skipping leg day). The women: all babushkas in training. Thankfully the archaeological site was fun... if you like working outside and filter feeding manure through a sheet of dust...archaeological Darwinism, the strong survive.

But seriously, Bulgaria, say hello to Asiz, I'll be back soon

Normal / 2 years age

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@bvb_army_34 @bmoney1738 @andcme @dont_hate_a_qween

1609 Comments
@disneychannelforall

@disneychannelforall
Bulgaria of course Greece not? @camera_duels?

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@calumthook

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@fineappleafi this account is amazing

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@jayyjayy89 "look at this shit"

@selentumayy

@selentumayy
babushkas in training @sim_tumay

@hopetha

@hopetha
@katie_folan look at this account

@fuckaudrey

@fuckaudrey
ME @punk.in.drublic_

@chelseafanno

@chelseafanno
@livurlifee babushkas in training

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15 / 25

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#cameraduels #camera_duels #TheElusivePink #SuccubineGiggling . Usually the first signs of a duel, there are tell-tale environmental cues to alert one that a battle has started. First comes the wheezing, followed by a toyota giggle that would make the most stubborn of drivers switch lanes. Next comes the religious whispers -the plotting to go through with the sin. Then, the hiding of one's self, and finally the snap of the picture.
LET ME TELL YOU HOW WELL I KNOW THIS PROCESS. I know it so well, i go through the all the steps before i go to bed at night.
This girl might have succeeded if it weren't for her loudly colored, pink iphone case. The slow, awkward lean behind your mother didn't hide your defeat. #IFeedOnLoss

Normal / 2 years age

19954 Likes

@megansherraden @amaya_360_boss_lady @uknowgabbison @50_shades_of_dramatic

846 Comments
@megan_desrochers

@megan_desrochers
@abbey.desrochers

@sydneymillllerr

@sydneymillllerr
these crack me up @mariah.xv

@hansolo_mantha

@hansolo_mantha
@_yassmineee he stays slaying folk

@karlaboheme

@karlaboheme
@eeder_beeder19 @msblondie320 @kristen_millz this is cole sprouse πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@jasminemyerss

@jasminemyerss
@leexxiinv OMG I'm so weak . look at his bio

@juliahentz

@juliahentz
@ashmullis #IFeedOnLoss

@ashmullis

@ashmullis
@juliahentz what

@whyareyoustillhere_

@whyareyoustillhere_
@camera_duels you just wait... One day I'm gonna see you and I'm gonna be so slick and you will lose and I will become the queen!!! *virtual evil laugh*

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16 / 25

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#cameraduels #goodform #justkiddingfuckyou Outside, drinking coffee, look up, dischick. Her and her mother posed perfectly with me conveniently in the middle their two heads. While my first instinct was to drop trow and show them the ole gibbous, I figured you guys would enjoy a photo more. Good try ladies

Normal / 2 years age

14761 Likes

@gabrielleiem @shareca_m @charles.is.a.theories @uknowgabbison

375 Comments
@zainabelle1

@zainabelle1
Lmaooo #dischick @thehananster

@theaproject97

@theaproject97
@tamo_ab WE NEED TO FIND @olekingcolesprouse WE GOTTA TRACK HIM DOWN AND THINK OF SOMETHING. I NEED TO WIN THE @camera_duels πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ˆ #butfirst #gottastopgiggling #iwillfindyou #lol

@sammio8

@sammio8
Show them some gibbous πŸ‘Œ πŸ˜‚

@platinumera

@platinumera
@brooke_regan @lyanaathomas

@kellylaurelle

@kellylaurelle
@n_mill11 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ ITS TOO MUCH " #justkiddingfuckyou "

@emcshortt

@emcshortt
@daltonteague

@keylaroo

@keylaroo
@emily.heidorn @pandaofamanda @manya_puri #justkiddingfuckyou

@faithcowens

@faithcowens
@jessspiers13 @dylaneysmith

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17 / 25

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80k followers! Wow 80k more people who now try to take secret photos of me on the street! Yay? Did my Instagram backfire? Have I actually stoked the flame rather than douse it? No matte, I'll duel all of you if need be. This kid thought he was reaaaaal slick from 2 feet away. Tip- if you wanna avoid attention, don't lock with my eyes and drop your mouth.- When he took the photo, he let out a call that sounded a lot like a gibbon's mating ritual. Secrecy is what will lead you to victory in a duel, not impassioned primate squealing.

Normal / 2 years age

16102 Likes

@sydneymtz247 @darthwumbo1777 @uknowgabbison @50_shades_of_dramatic

511 Comments
@sarah.glenn

@sarah.glenn
@katienanami me when I'm famous tbh

@valarko

@valarko
this account is so funny 😩 @karakilbane

@demi_pyle

@demi_pyle
OKAY THESE ARE FREAKING KILLING ME OMG @lexxiinicole

@lexxiinicole

@lexxiinicole
RIGHT???? I think I spent like 5 hours entertained by his postsπŸ˜‚ @demi_pyle

@itsmeehdog

@itsmeehdog
@allies_not_enemies his account is amazing

@kgfess

@kgfess
@nikkigfesser

@juliahentz

@juliahentz
@ashmullis caption

@critchfieldjr

@critchfieldjr
@johnhnicol kid from big daddy just trolls Asians

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18 / 25

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#cameraduels #scope #animatedcats #thecamerasutra Judging by the hello kitty briefcase I'm going to guess and say that (a) this man has a daughter or (b) he has an unhealthy infatuation with cartoon cats and Disney channel (a fetish in its own right). I was asked how I knew this man was taking a photo of me. No one, not a single person, casually looks at their phone at that angle. Directly in front of the face, looking right into the screen, but 2 inches from the nose, this is a clear photo taking position. If you're holding your phone like this and aren't taking a picture you're going blind, hate to break it to you, you don't even need to see a doctor, I can diagnose you.

Normal / 2 years age

16961 Likes

@heavydirtysoulxx @sydneymtz247 @uknowgabbison @50_shades_of_dramatic

550 Comments
@crickettte

@crickettte
@em.grace13 COLE IS SAVAGE OMFG READ CAPTION

@happilyy

@happilyy
I CANT ON

@alex_hoky

@alex_hoky
His captions r gold @christellleyy

@yomie_3

@yomie_3
Noooooo cole is funnyπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @tinagajin

@liziabee

@liziabee
@estrelie

@rmsrachel

@rmsrachel
@sophieleoniexx

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19 / 25

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#cameraduels #playingaDS #persuAsians #pastapocalypse #mommyshome last night I had a dream I lost a camera duel, that's how I knew it was a dream. I'm back from my hiatus away from dueling. I was waterfall training up in the Sierra mountains, perfecting my camera techniques and growing an even more beautiful head of hair. THIS CHICK RIGHT HERE THO, tried to snap one of me eating some noodles. I flipped the table and threw noodles everywhere. Pastapocalypse was brought down upon her. She didn't know that ramen, to me, is like spinach to popeye. No but seriously she looked genuinely upset that she couldn't prepare for her big debut on my Instagram. That's whatcha get.

Normal / 2 years age

15765 Likes

@megansherraden @s.i.ena @shareca_m @uknowgabbison

608 Comments
@abbey_5012

@abbey_5012
OMG I'm crying @annierud

@ammaarah___

@ammaarah___
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ "last night I had a dream I lost a camera duel, that's how I knew it was a dream" 😭 @soniahx_123

@s_alena_v01

@s_alena_v01
OMG I SCREAM SO HARD COLE I LOVE YOU YOU ARE JEALOUS ❀️

@diarrhiya

@diarrhiya
@astrenko

@astrenko

@astrenko
Lmaaoooo @diarrhiya

@saaavyyy

@saaavyyy
"That's how I knew it was a dream" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @holyconnoli

@morganelizabeth15_

@morganelizabeth15_
@meowcallie PASTAPACOLYPSE

@jennyeet

@jennyeet
@nikkihuynh_ HAHAH IT LOOKS LIKE A DS

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20 / 25

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#cameraduels #camouflage #notblendingin With almost no time to react, just as I take a seat on the subway I'm stirred by the sounds of elderly bickering. I look up to see, not two older folk, but two young people wrestling over a phone. Turns out they were fighting over who got to take a 'sneaky' shot. His camouflage didn't help him in the slightest. Perhaps it was the woman sitting next to him who, after the tussle, had thrown her legs on him in lusty defeat, but the the man seemed greatly bothered by something. Likely my victorious shit-eating grin.

Normal / 2 years age

18734 Likes

@sydneymtz247 @sutcliffe_emily @uknowgabbison @50_shades_of_dramatic

799 Comments
@happy.avocado

@happy.avocado
@stefanchef the captions are funny :p

@kgfess

@kgfess
@nikkigfesser amazing

@blake.stagram

@blake.stagram
Lmao "Hotel Zac and Cody" ^^^

@lindseyweaverr_

@lindseyweaverr_
@bwetwiski @eddiexlee

@marissa.orozco

@marissa.orozco
@anaorozcooo OMG

@thatssokamya

@thatssokamya
"HIS CAMOUFLAGE DIDNT HELP HIM THE SLIGHTEST" @sapna.desai

@sapna.desai

@sapna.desai
I USED TO FOLLOW HIM AND I LITERALLY LOOKED AT EVERY PICTURE IT WAS HILARIOUS @thatssokamya

@donyeajames

@donyeajames
His camouflage didn't help him in the slightest

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21 / 25

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#cameraduels #bigtroubleinchinatown #chinesesurprise
While eating with my family, and to my surprise, a waiter (our trusted waiter) had descended upon us weapon in hand. He took out my brother, necessary casualty, and proceeded to try and capture my soul along with him. "Not on this day!" I howled, snapping a photo quicker than lightning. Afterwards, he tried to engage in conversation using some dialogue that certainly wasn't human. I'm keeping my lens cap off whenever I enter that place from now on.
Some of you may be wondering, "what did you do to piss off tumblr Cole?" I met them all in person and insulted their respective family lineages, betraying the trust I gained by meeting them all face to face. Don't worry, they are the people I take photos of in this Instagram...well maybe not the older Chinese waiters but you get the implication

Normal / 2 years age

17227 Likes

@bmoney1738 @sydneymtz247 @darthwumbo1777 @50_shades_of_dramatic

957 Comments
@astrenko

@astrenko
Wow this dude good @diarrhiya

@abigailgrantt

@abigailgrantt
"Weapon in hand" @christian._.pareja

@faithcowens

@faithcowens
@jessspiers13 @dylaneysmith NO ACTUALLY THIS IS THE BEST ONE

@ryleeevanko

@ryleeevanko
I would just ask for a picture with you if I was any of these people 😨

@mariagaunt

@mariagaunt
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸ½πŸ‘πŸ½πŸ‘πŸ½ I love the monologues on here. So when are you going to write a book? Cause this is the type of sarcasm and bluntness that makes a good book.

@kristin_nauman

@kristin_nauman
@wdeucher read these captions

@wdeucher

@wdeucher
@kristin_nauman @knauman293 these r awesoem

@melissaisfancy

@melissaisfancy
CHINESE SURPRISE AHHAHAHA

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22 / 25

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#cameraduels #thaicuisine #padtiminglady #bigguns
In the game of camera dueling, the heavier and more expensive the weapon, the slower and more obvious the draw. I heard and saw this woman ages before she was ready to take the shot, not to mention, she forgot to turn the flash off (I have another photo in which I caught the flash). Forgetting to remove the flash is baby's first mistake, comparable only to an extremely loud shutter. Always the signs of a novice, a large camera has all these aforementioned problems +, and is never the good way to go. Can't I eat my pad Thai in peace? :)

Normal / 2 years age

14468 Likes

@megansherraden @amaya_360_boss_lady @charles.is.a.theories @uknowgabbison

471 Comments
@bobstacos

@bobstacos
@aleksaflyckt siabavd

@lucydavis_xx

@lucydavis_xx
I love these so much @emma_barn3s go through ALL of them

@lpayyt

@lpayyt
@divinekwebber @madisonrwarren @jk.vaughan "ok hold up Stephanie i know your boyfriend broke up with you but this can wait, let me just pull out this giant camera and take a picture of this celebrity sitting 194847819192 feet away from me real quick"

@ithinkimchelsea

@ithinkimchelsea
@jamiebertel

@_ellamcgrory

@_ellamcgrory
lol look at this page @_deirdremcgrory

@xiridescentlove

@xiridescentlove
@tejinder.hunjan

@_wingdings

@_wingdings
@saskiayay look at this whole account omg

@elwattey

@elwattey
@watkins2495 'baby's first mistake'

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23 / 25

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#cameraduels #quiveringrage #familyportrait #tablefullofgibbons
If you had any previous doubt whether or not people were ACTUALLY taking my photo, this should solve it. The girl, probably around 9, got out her camera phone and then, encouraged by her entire table, proceeded to fire off shot after shot in my direction. I'll let you guys pull at all the atrocities in the previous sentence. After she had finished, she looked at me vacantly, turned her nose upward so I could see her mucus, and grunted in a phacochoerus fashion. Goog that word if you don't know it.

Normal / 2 years age

14328 Likes

@megansherraden @fangshaw10 @charles.is.a.theories @shareca_m

491 Comments
@mileycyruswifey

@mileycyruswifey
The lady next to her is my teacher

@mileycyruswifey

@mileycyruswifey
@kayamazing_ is that Ms. J

@mileycyruswifey

@mileycyruswifey
Is that J @2cute_elise

@2cute_elise

@2cute_elise
Looks like it @mileycyruswifey

@fionnualaohare_

@fionnualaohare_
phone lmao @rachelacum_

@_love.me.babe_

@_love.me.babe_
#lastflipphoneonearth πŸ˜‚ @piercetheanna_

@ozzie.co.uk

@ozzie.co.uk
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @_ix.xi__ @ilhxm_xo

@_ix.xi__

@_ix.xi__
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @fxck.__.you.__.bxtch @ilhxm_xo

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24 / 25

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#cameraduels #edhardy #familyportrait #redvengeance
One of my favorites. A father and daughter partook of the opportunity to bond with one another at my expense. Judging by the fathers hat (an Ed-hardy bedazzled trucker cap that said DGAF), this family really takes what they get offered. Not a bad way to live if you ask me.
Many of you have been engaging in camera duels without my awareness to it. While I would normally applaud your success, I feel the need to reiterate how a duel works. Shooting someone IN THE BACK is not a duel, that's a cowards game. If it weren't for my luscious mane and primate physique, how would you even tell it was me in the photo!? Just a thought, if you want to win the duel, you should get my face in the shot. That way you can see my crippling despair.

Normal / 2 years age

14797 Likes

@megansherraden @fangshaw10 @charles.is.a.theories @shareca_m

543 Comments
@_claradarling_

@_claradarling_
@ian.thompson LOOK AT HIS FEED!!!! Lol!!!!

@fionachapman8

@fionachapman8
@larafrankel still the best account of all time

@lindsey.taylor

@lindsey.taylor
@_alexgallegos_ @nicool_taylor LOOK AT THIS ACCOUNT WAHT THE HECK I LOVE HIM

@samkeefe

@samkeefe
@gwencalnan

@cassie.sl

@cassie.sl
Oh my god this is the best @sam.maloney

@sam.maloney

@sam.maloney
@cassie.sl πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@christionantonio

@christionantonio
@duckychase

@sarrahdunne

@sarrahdunne
THIS IS SO FUNNY @__abigailrn__

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25 / 25

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#Cameraduels #tricksy #flipcam #flippinshit
Hiding you face can't hide you shame! Get used to lookin behind those bars because I'm takin you in. Sheriffs back in town pinky, and your poisoning the watering hole. She giggled the whole time I was taking her photo, almost as if she enjoyed it.......why.....my god why? It seems people have started seeking me out in order to duel. YOU'RE MISSING THE POINT! I should've seen this coming I guess, people always want vengeance for the ones I have slain. So be it, have at you!

Normal / 2 years age

12228 Likes

@megansherraden @shareca_m @uknowgabbison @50_shades_of_dramatic

430 Comments
@gordonalyssa

@gordonalyssa
You and Dylan *

@emerlyons_xo

@emerlyons_xo
Your account is hilarious β€οΈπŸ˜‚

@macklebriana

@macklebriana
@mr.beegee @sad_shark_ @dead_but_only_ironically @bruh_anna

@miraloha

@miraloha
Ik ga dood πŸ˜‚ @rooshelfrich

@roooos._

@roooos._
hahahaha @miraloha πŸ˜…

@ally_massey_

@ally_massey_
@arianapierson

@lou.isaa

@lou.isaa
@callumbrain_ the best Instagram account ever

@i.got.no.strings

@i.got.no.strings
@chris_gorsek whyπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚