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I shot first. She looked at me and whimpered, "a-am I gunna end up on your instagram?" I let out a reassuring smile, "not anymore" I said calmingly as I looked the poor girl in the eyes and lied to her soul. Her friends joined me in Recognizing her guilt, they laughed, I laughed, WE laughed. It was a good time, you had to be there. Apparently graduation is not even enough to warrant acting like an adult, but who am I to talk?, I wore depends under my gown. Now that I've graduated people have been asking me "Cole, will you post more now?" To which I always say, "how did you get in my house?" #NYU #Graduation #cameraduels #pleasego

Normal / 1 months ago

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@sarapeonie @xocdg @nicaraguancandy @gmwrucass

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@oliviaknighttt

@oliviaknighttt
@taylorr.smith omg

@lilimgom

@lilimgom
yo cole Sprouse is funny af πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@sophiexscarlett

@sophiexscarlett
Pls take more pics of yourself your hot

@rosieboyle_x

@rosieboyle_x
@juliarzepka

@liefslaaura

@liefslaaura
THAT caption tho @lennaix WHAHA

@_emilyleduc

@_emilyleduc
@emkeeley this account omg

@lennaix

@lennaix
@liefslaaura HES SO FUNNY AASVHJFJCTKG

@_forevrloved

@_forevrloved
@txjj_ read the caption too funny

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A nice afternoon as the only people sledding over 10yo, when, like an unholy din, a red menace washed over the pale white snow, camera in hand. I was a bull driven mad by rouge, and I knew...duel was on. Poor humble Douglas was caught in the crossfire, but friends die all the time in the game of war. It was only after the duel had ended, and the bodies of hundreds of Central Park children lay all around us that I noticed the man wore a #NationalGeographic emblem on his coat. He was a professional.
Used to shooting #wildbeasts, my mannerisms must have been familiar to him. And the look of determination in his eye was characteristic of a man who had seen both fear and wonder. We talked after the fight, as duelist's often do, and both held a mutual respect. He was @kikeo, check out his side of the story. #PoorDouglas #PhotoShootoff #Protographer #DuelingInTheBigLeagues #DaddyNeedsANewPairOfShoes
#NatiColeGeographic

Normal / 5 months ago

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@woahits_sejee @gaia.rpe @___not_my_forte @darthwumbo1777

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@laurenstrannd

@laurenstrannd
This caption @courtneyycarroll

@sabrinaa_ferreiraa

@sabrinaa_ferreiraa
Man it must suck ass to have people take pictures of you. Especially on a bad day!

@adorelai

@adorelai
this is what he does with his life 😭😭 bruh the whole account is like this πŸ’€ @xxmaddi_ @curlyheaddjayy

@ruthrutherson

@ruthrutherson
@cookimonsterrawr look at all of the posts I'm crying

@trexie_5

@trexie_5
@maryalexas read this πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@julia.paquette

@julia.paquette
@shierra_eaaaa

@annpercilbautista

@annpercilbautista
@alyssadenieva HIS FACEEEE

@_danamark

@_danamark
@alexiachiodo read all his captions ur gonna cry omg

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Wow, look at the face she's making. The human mouth should only open that wide for two reasons: (1) screaming 'fire,' and (2) wailing during moments of overwhelming humanity. Apparently I warranted that primal facial contortion.
YES I, it is I in that photo. I like to give opposing perspective to the #cameraduels, mainly because it's fun to see myself shoot victorious, but also because some of you...incurable skeptics...don't believe the duels actually happen. They say "Cole youre paranoid!" And they're right, I am, but clearly for a reason. This shot actually shows the victims POV from the last duel I posted. If you zoom in close to my face, you can actually see the twisted grin. Zoom even closer and I'm sure you could see Satan in the reflection of my goggles. Oh wait, nevermind... that's not Lucifer, that's just the girl screaming. #MortalQuestions #ScreamingSelfie #Opposhot

Normal / 6 months ago

31805 Likes

@woahits_sejee @darthwumbo1777 @sydneymtz247 @___not_my_forte

1459 Comments
@bellaa.johnsonn

@bellaa.johnsonn
one of my favourite accounts @millykaraiskos

@ruthrutherson

@ruthrutherson
@cookimonsterrawr @emilysquilliams twisted grin

@cookimonsterrawr

@cookimonsterrawr
Satan @ruthrutherson @emilysquilliams

@laaaaaaawl

@laaaaaaawl
Caption @gordon101 @tonixoxo876

@emilysquilliams

@emilysquilliams
@ruthrutherson @cookimonsterrawr i just realized this is cole sprouse

@moondustmeredith

@moondustmeredith
LOOO AT ALL OF THESE CAPTIONS COLE SPROUSE IS MY KING @lolzor_itz_lauren_

@lolzor_itz_lauren_

@lolzor_itz_lauren_
Omg πŸ˜‚ @moondustmeredith

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When you get sneaky photos taken of you, you pick up a profound sense of paranoia. All of your senses are heightened to the duelist's presence. You can smell em, you can taste em in the air, you can see the red aura that they burn off their boney frames. Most of all, you can hear your name whispered like voldemort. I've become adept at knowing when someone says my name, even in a crowded noisy lodge. (Kahhhlllllβ€’ssssppprrooowwwss) is all I heard from the two girls staring at me out of the corner of my eye. Their pupils were pitch black, and they were smilin with teeth like sharp stones.if it weren't for the photo proof, I would swear the whole event took place in grainy black and white. Here are the two pullin the ole overtheshoulder slickpic. Looks at that venomous grin, like a guilty dog. #Coldemort #cameraduels #camera_duels #MammothMountain

Normal / 6 months ago

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@___not_my_forte @sydneymtz247 @darthwumbo1777 @sutcliffe_emily

1655 Comments
@ghaidaa_ak

@ghaidaa_ak
πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@if_ur_abbi_and_u_know_it

@if_ur_abbi_and_u_know_it
IM CRYING AT THIS ACC OMG @savmaggs

@livs_0806

@livs_0806
HIS CAPTIONS AGGAHSHhagaHAHA @michaella_1103

@sophia.grillo

@sophia.grillo
@danmmc these captions

@beektawrryah

@beektawrryah
@aamber.h THIS ACCOUNT IS BASICALLY MY PERSONALITY.

@parkerjayp

@parkerjayp
@luca.k ONFG

@parkerjayp

@parkerjayp
@jane.kaiser

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Not but 30 seconds after arriving on the plane, a quick glance to my right revealed this seafoam sapiens breathing heavily and scrambling for her phone. Little lady must've thought, just because her phone matched her shirt, that I wouldn't detect her desperate photos. Firstly, my vision is based on fear, and I saw you right away. Second, nay.
The victim: @tater_tots15 claimed it was a "tie." Her innocent account name perfectly reflects how violently she lost. She posted a picture of our duel, in which my debonair gait and relaxed posture so too reflects how prepared I was for her ludicrous display of #AeronauticArseholery. My Cheshire grin must have scared the other passengers, and I was quickly escorted off the plane for being #TooDamnBomb #cameraduels

Normal / 11 months ago

39656 Likes

@nj.ka @uknowgabbison @50_shades_of_dramatic @ayisha42

2126 Comments
@izzyahn

@izzyahn
@eliza_bird you'll love this

@vegetarian_baker

@vegetarian_baker
ce gars est juste trop cool hahahaahhaaahah @be_jasmine

@ey3leen

@ey3leen
@shhvero his captions are so funny omg

@idontkarah

@idontkarah
@le5liem0hr I thought you would find this entertaining... Cole sprouse has this Instagram account to take pictures of fans who try to take pictures of him πŸ˜‚

@le5liem0hr

@le5liem0hr
@idontkarah i used to follow it and for some reason I wasn't anymore! πŸ˜• I am now though! Thanks!

@celestialr

@celestialr
@carolinaramirezzz

@oldishgambino

@oldishgambino
@ally_artuch it's the fucking captions that get me

@elizatame

@elizatame
@josie_kirkby

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Who would have thought, the mother with child, would have prioritized taking our picture over steadying her baby's carriage on a moving train? I did. I would have thought.
Firstly, her child is too young for The Street Life of Shaq and Kobe, so we all know she was taking that picture for herself. Unless of course she was making a long term investment, banking on the baby enjoying the show when #it grows up. #ItsCalledInvesting. Trying to be sneaky, she made the number 1 rookie mistake, #Flash. My poor, helpless, innocent, virgin brother was caught in the middle of our duel. You can see the fear in his eyes and the determination in mine, both being trumped by the look of shame in hers. #cameraduels #BabyOnBoard #FamilyDrama #TheStreetLifeOfShaqAndKobe

Normal / 11 months ago

58757 Likes

@xocdg @dont_hate_a_qween @mattthemcl @daddymadds

3741 Comments
@acidbetch

@acidbetch
Virigin brother

@xiridescentlove

@xiridescentlove
@niketax3 @_sukhi @angeliak9 LMAOO

@makeup_magician

@makeup_magician
@justbeingela deadπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@justbeingela

@justbeingela
I love them so much LOOOOL @makeup_magician

@natalytorreess

@natalytorreess
@zoeorvald @ya.rit.za

@luc.esp

@luc.esp
@moonly.affairs

@thanaj_

@thanaj_
@shereen_n shez you dont understand, cole sprouse is where it's at πŸ˜‚πŸ˜™


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"I just don't wanna be in the picture" she said, saddened by the fact that she was now collateral damage. Vengeance was the only thing on my mind, the lady's honor depended on it. I was in no mood for photos...I had a different kind of ammo for this. Sometimes a duel asks for a new kind of approach, and so a video was appropriate.
The poor duelist signaled game on by screaming a whisper into her companion's face. This was shortly followed by a giggle, one that was enough to make a hyena jealous. The male companion grabbed his floppy hat and smiled nervously. This is when she fired the first couple shots. Thankfully (and "unfortunately" if we're being politically correct) the crowded subway goers took the shots for me. Necessary casualties. Now is when the video began, panic already sewn through the entire car with multiple people's photos already taken. Let the duelists' final expressions tell you who won. #cameraduels #SubwayShowdown #streetfighter #video #ManyFramesOfShame
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Also, I started another Instagram account: @sprousemasterworks
Lets just say it's dedicated to the drawn art pieces from the sprouse fanbase. If you like camera_duels, you'll enjoy it. Or maybe you won't, either way #IWillStillSleepAtNight #TLDR

Normal / 11 months ago

23272 Likes

@woahits_sejee @sydneymtz247 @dont_hate_a_qween @bvb_army_34

814 Comments
@aviralshrivastava

@aviralshrivastava
@lakshyav8 vocab badh jayegi

@yashavi_prakash

@yashavi_prakash
I don't get it! Does anybody know what this means?

@naimaroseee

@naimaroseee
@lovejana_ his camera duel

@lakshyav8

@lakshyav8
@aviralshrivastava I felt like SAT writing section de raha hoon πŸ˜‚. nice tho

@liinnnaaaaaa

@liinnnaaaaaa
@alidefrang me as a famous person

@ey3leen

@ey3leen
@shhvero

@alyssamantilla

@alyssamantilla
@cabaeyo WHAT THE FUCK IS TBSIBS

@cabaeyo

@cabaeyo
@alyssamantilla HES SONFUCKSING FUNNY IC NATBEDB

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#cameraduels #camera_duels #MechanicallyMischievous
Look upon it, do you see? This is the venomous face of mischief incarnate. I've decided to zoom this picture into, what may be, an uncomfortable proximity of this boy's head. It does serve a purpose though, and I wanted you all to plainly see what a duel looks like from a contestant around 16yo. They all do this exact face, and I don't often paint with such a large brush, but Instagram is a place for generalizations.
Lets break it down mechanically. Chin down, eradicated by the skin of the neck. Nostrils flared in an ape-like message of passion. Cheeks bulging with rotten words. Eyes half closed after a session of frantic blinking. And, of course, the smile, that damned thing, illuminating an upper jaw triumphing over its defeat of the lower.
Mania, pure insanity. What scared me the most, however, was how this kid looked like he could've been a younger sibling. How often have I made this face?

Normal / 1 years age

27023 Likes

@woahits_sejee @sydneymtz247 @darthwumbo1777 @dont_hate_a_qween

2316 Comments
@a.mariee99

@a.mariee99
@kaitlynp3700 lol I'm gonna follow himπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@sandykinzx

@sandykinzx
@mrfloresz

@slobbb

@slobbb
@mariamonoke

@adianm96

@adianm96
@kai_w95 omg this is awesome account lolll

@luciagarcia00

@luciagarcia00
Esto k es? @perez_juliaa

@jane.kaiser

@jane.kaiser
Hahahahaha @parkerjayp

@paetyn_van

@paetyn_van
His captions though @hannah_tokarz

@braedynn_

@braedynn_
this Instagram makes me laugh so hard

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#cameraduels #camera_duels #ATrick #AngerCafe #Caf'anger "Don't worry, I won't post this photo" I told him lokinously. Yet even with glasses he didn't see through my illusion.
Behold his defeat!
His friend, the girl honking her vocals on the right, knew he was bested, and tickled by the event I quivered with a publicly pleasant rage. Winners write the events in history, and this duel has forever been etched on virtual stone.

Normal / 1 years age

19873 Likes

@minecraft_lover705 @sydneymtz247 @uknowgabbison @50_shades_of_dramatic

965 Comments
@madi.luv

@madi.luv
@destineekiley

@omwillow

@omwillow
@pixierara this is my favorite thing

@minh110599

@minh110599
@cunbeo1801

@chelseaaustyn16

@chelseaaustyn16
@kendallcnmcgill

@clamcasino

@clamcasino
ETCHED IN VIRTUAL STONE

@emilydolbey

@emilydolbey
@eza_etswd

@sofiiizz

@sofiiizz
@mehiks @sabrina_sabir HONKING HER VOCALS

@acidbetch

@acidbetch
What is wrong with this kid

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10 / 25

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#cameraduels #camera_duels #TheOtherSideOfTheDuel

So you babblers keep asking for "MOAR PICS OF YOUR FAISE!" My consistent brushing off of these remarks hasn't worked, so I'll answer your desperate requests in a rarified but relevant way.
I don't take photos of my face because that goes directly against the point, artistic and functional, of this account -plus EVERYONE else on instagram, aside from the frenchbulldog owners, gives you the same exact thing...hoards of selfies, so why should I?-. This photo, however, fits both the needs of my cooing populace and the requirements of my account.
This is a photo of me winning a duel. You can tell I'm winning because I'm smiling maliciously, a response of second nature to me now. I remember who took this photo actually, a young girl sitting next to her young, skateboarding boyfriend. Both of them #ReekedOfPatchouli. They must have thought themselves quick, not evidently quick enough. At least she didn't try to shoot me in the back like most of the other NYU arrivals. #ShootingTheBackIsNotADuel #eatyourveggies #brushyourteeth #gotobedataresponsiblehour

Normal / 1 years age

29746 Likes

@woahits_sejee @dont_hate_a_qween @darthwumbo1777 @daddymadds

1246 Comments
@whosdatgurl_itsjess

@whosdatgurl_itsjess
Those hashtags πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @ygarimay

@kathleenburrough

@kathleenburrough
@_vaaaaaaal_ me

@aj10083

@aj10083
Wow u turned rude ✌️

@arisaak1103

@arisaak1103
Hehe you're too funny

@senasriyr

@senasriyr
Das ist seine stqlker seite πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @cynthia.almighty

@cynthia.almighty

@cynthia.almighty
Aso πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @senasriyr

@delaney.bernhardt

@delaney.bernhardt
Your so beautiful Cole, that's why we want to see your face ❀️

@mags.g

@mags.g
@justlidz @peterockshakur

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#cameraduels #camera_duels #AStirringInTheEast
New semester has started up at NYU and that means the arriving class is getting younger and younger. For people of a more social inclination this would be a good thing, as a new crowd means new friends!... Yet, for people like me, palid and tempered by the hammer of a desktop computer and eyes blackened by late nights in Skyrim, younger crowds mean more duels.
Upon review of my past battles, it seems the majority of my duelists are Asian. I don't know if this is because of the large population of the Asian community at NYU (or any university for that matter), or that my giggles are so kawaii that easterners gravitate towards my camera like satellites. Either way, the fear is real.
This young asian woman, the one with water spouting from her skull like the drool from Dylan's mouth, tried to catch my entire party off guard. If it weren't for the quickness of my draw, she might have caught me mid bite. She failed, and to make her defeat worse, I was drinking Japanese green tea. #FueledByHerAncestorsDrinkOfChoice

Normal / 1 years age

22092 Likes

@thebest_shimiri @shareca_m @embbme @uknowgabbison

1025 Comments
@ewykawwh

@ewykawwh
"Or that my giggles are so kawaii..." AHHH COLE IM SCREAMIN

@clairekarberg

@clairekarberg
@hannam2222 captionπŸ˜‚

@maddycimino

@maddycimino
@torcimino

@paigekassman

@paigekassman
@janiefreeds

@halonachaitea

@halonachaitea
@nethreezy this account pleases me greatly. he's so funnyπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@petunia_x

@petunia_x
@vivalareeva read the caption this whole account omg you'd enjoy this if you haven't seen it already

@vivalareeva

@vivalareeva
@petunia_x IVE BEEN FOLLOWING THIS ACCOUNT FOREVER HAHAHAHHA I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

@petunia_x

@petunia_x
OMG REALLY I JUST NOW FOUND IT AND IM EVEN MORE IN LOVE THAN BEFORE😭 I must meet him @vivalareeva

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12 / 25

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#cameraduels #camera_duels #Germany #flippenfloppen #derOopsideDownLand #itsaGermanWord

Oh look, what a standard technique they employed to try and catch me off guard. I'll just casually swing my phone in my hand while walking...but wait, I wasn't just swinging my phone, I was actually taking your picture, single handed.
My mamba-like agility is what keeps me ahead of your photo shenanigans.
They tried, they lost. Look at their sad German expressions. One might say I found shadenfreude. #BabiesOnTrial #GitErDone
You guys may wonder "Cole, why don't you post more often?" It's simple guys. I don't waste all my time on this website filled with people so vain, that they serve as a highway for my bad blood.
Cholesterol problems you see. #GottaEatSomeCheerios

Normal / 1 years age

17539 Likes

@amaya_360_boss_lady @fangshaw10 @shareca_m @georgia_isntcool

558 Comments
@pvccapatra

@pvccapatra
@v_erbose

@anlandu

@anlandu
I'm crying at this caption oh my lordy πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @maria.crippen

@mariacrippen

@mariacrippen
@mountain.du this is great

@anlandu

@anlandu
@tylercraigwell

@kailin_fortin

@kailin_fortin
@a4tin I'm dying

@jreymitch

@jreymitch
@kellie.sundeen

@stepholopikiss

@stepholopikiss
@haleygoodman1234

@tolulabel

@tolulabel
I can tell from his posts that he is grammatically advanced and enjoys reading fiction books.. sometimes I wish people were not "famous" and I could just see/meet someone and decide I want to be friends with that person because they seem interesting to my very observant view. However unfortunately we are caged like animals into the social groups we were born into or we worked into, unable to mix with certain people due to their social standing. This indirectly makes a clear point, which everyone turns a blind eye to, that some people are just "better" and "more important" than others as a result of their popularity and wealthy lifestyles.. its just aint fair. Lool I didnt mean to blab and complain. Pardon my inability to shutup.πŸ˜§πŸ˜‚

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13 / 25

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#camera_duels #Bulgaria #RageUnending #neversafe

Look at this shit.
See these kids? I did too. Apparently someone caught me dueling a two children...what have I become? That may look like a smile on my face but don't be fooled, thats pure anger of a 24karat composition. My trip to Bulgaria taught me that Bulgarians really don't give a damn. The men: built like boulders on Popsicle sticks (always skipping leg day). The women: all babushkas in training. Thankfully the archaeological site was fun... if you like working outside and filter feeding manure through a sheet of dust...archaeological Darwinism, the strong survive.

But seriously, Bulgaria, say hello to Asiz, I'll be back soon

Normal / 1 years age

34896 Likes

@bvb_army_34 @darthwumbo1777 @dont_hate_a_qween @sydneymtz247

1563 Comments
@daniasuheimat

@daniasuheimat
@nourjawabreh oh my godπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@bootsdusty123

@bootsdusty123
Love you cole

@ana0.2

@ana0.2
@alt.jio hahahaha

@_logannelson

@_logannelson
He looks like Erik @braedynn_

@kilimanjaro9

@kilimanjaro9
yes Bulgaria!

@braedynn_

@braedynn_
@_logannelson don't talk about cole like that

@steph.kol

@steph.kol
Yo I'm from Bulgaria πŸ’

@annpercilbautista

@annpercilbautista
APPARENTLY COLE SPROUSE CUSSES NOW @alyssadenieva

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#cameraduels #camera_duels #TheElusivePink #SuccubineGiggling . Usually the first signs of a duel, there are tell-tale environmental cues to alert one that a battle has started. First comes the wheezing, followed by a toyota giggle that would make the most stubborn of drivers switch lanes. Next comes the religious whispers -the plotting to go through with the sin. Then, the hiding of one's self, and finally the snap of the picture.
LET ME TELL YOU HOW WELL I KNOW THIS PROCESS. I know it so well, i go through the all the steps before i go to bed at night.
This girl might have succeeded if it weren't for her loudly colored, pink iphone case. The slow, awkward lean behind your mother didn't hide your defeat. #IFeedOnLoss

Normal / 2 years age

19677 Likes

@amaya_360_boss_lady @fangshaw10 @shareca_m @uknowgabbison

829 Comments
@grace4l

@grace4l
@lizforelle

@rachel_marques

@rachel_marques
@bucaneirajill ele Γ© mt louco kkkkk

@sisa_bph

@sisa_bph
@dannifranchesca que puto amo el cody de zack y cody. En su cuenta se dedica a hacer fotos de toda la gente q lo stalkea y las sube a insta... Vaya puto amo, todas sus fotos son de esoπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@lynds_m

@lynds_m
@catiemb πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@catiemb

@catiemb
@lynds_m soooo fucking good

@erinmilliken

@erinmilliken
@veronbean I can't stop laughing

@sydneymtz247

@sydneymtz247
Da phone all hiding

@joyanferne

@joyanferne
Hahahahahahaqhhqhq. Mabuang kos caption og picture @rollsroycexx

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15 / 25

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#cameraduels #goodform #justkiddingfuckyou Outside, drinking coffee, look up, dischick. Her and her mother posed perfectly with me conveniently in the middle their two heads. While my first instinct was to drop trow and show them the ole gibbous, I figured you guys would enjoy a photo more. Good try ladies

Normal / 2 years age

14550 Likes

@joawannabe @fangshaw10 @http.jeessii @shareca_m

372 Comments
@leandrojohnson

@leandrojohnson
@chloeee_lim lmao sameeee

@syd16_

@syd16_
@messedupmichelle the hashtagπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ this selfie thing would happen to us if we ever see him omg

@thehananster

@thehananster
@zainabelle1

@zainabelle1

@zainabelle1
Lmaooo #dischick @thehananster

@theaproject97

@theaproject97
@tamo_ab WE NEED TO FIND @olekingcolesprouse WE GOTTA TRACK HIM DOWN AND THINK OF SOMETHING. I NEED TO WIN THE @camera_duels πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ˆ #butfirst #gottastopgiggling #iwillfindyou #lol

@sammio8

@sammio8
Show them some gibbous πŸ‘Œ πŸ˜‚

@platinumera

@platinumera
@brooke_regan @lyanaathomas

@kellylaurelle

@kellylaurelle
@n_mill11 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ ITS TOO MUCH " #justkiddingfuckyou "

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16 / 25

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80k followers! Wow 80k more people who now try to take secret photos of me on the street! Yay? Did my Instagram backfire? Have I actually stoked the flame rather than douse it? No matte, I'll duel all of you if need be. This kid thought he was reaaaaal slick from 2 feet away. Tip- if you wanna avoid attention, don't lock with my eyes and drop your mouth.- When he took the photo, he let out a call that sounded a lot like a gibbon's mating ritual. Secrecy is what will lead you to victory in a duel, not impassioned primate squealing.

Normal / 2 years age

15840 Likes

@amaya_360_boss_lady @sydneymtz247 @uknowgabbison @50_shades_of_dramatic

497 Comments
@ev4nge

@ev4nge
Woah where's ur chill tho

@flex36_

@flex36_
@andrewinstagod

@ryansargenti13

@ryansargenti13
@christinaamarii_ me

@christinaamarii_

@christinaamarii_
HAHAHA @ryansargenti13 and its christianπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@learinmchugh

@learinmchugh
Please look at this account @paigecrab20

@ians_brother

@ians_brother
@accidentallywhite can't stOP LAUGHIBG

@hajikeroo

@hajikeroo
HAHAHAHAHA I love this πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@acidbetch

@acidbetch
Idk whether to laugh or cry

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17 / 25

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#cameraduels #scope #animatedcats #thecamerasutra Judging by the hello kitty briefcase I'm going to guess and say that (a) this man has a daughter or (b) he has an unhealthy infatuation with cartoon cats and Disney channel (a fetish in its own right). I was asked how I knew this man was taking a photo of me. No one, not a single person, casually looks at their phone at that angle. Directly in front of the face, looking right into the screen, but 2 inches from the nose, this is a clear photo taking position. If you're holding your phone like this and aren't taking a picture you're going blind, hate to break it to you, you don't even need to see a doctor, I can diagnose you.

Normal / 2 years age

16750 Likes

@shareca_m @rarry__22 @uknowgabbison @heavydirtysoulxx

539 Comments
@ayesa1996

@ayesa1996
@1975ojashwi hahhaha he is

@ayee_iman

@ayee_iman
You don't even need to see a doctor I can diagnose you with stupid @leiaspurdle @justamywilson

@ayee_iman

@ayee_iman
@justamywilson @leiaspurdle sorry

@justamywilson

@justamywilson
@ayee_iman you're not sorry. Don't lie

@ayee_iman

@ayee_iman
I'm not but it's ok because we found out early @justamywilson

@haleyharoldson33

@haleyharoldson33
Omg this account is hilarious @badgalkimbe lol

@ryansargenti13

@ryansargenti13
@juliascip

@juliascip

@juliascip
@ryansargenti13 I don't get it

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18 / 25

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#cameraduels #playingaDS #persuAsians #pastapocalypse #mommyshome last night I had a dream I lost a camera duel, that's how I knew it was a dream. I'm back from my hiatus away from dueling. I was waterfall training up in the Sierra mountains, perfecting my camera techniques and growing an even more beautiful head of hair. THIS CHICK RIGHT HERE THO, tried to snap one of me eating some noodles. I flipped the table and threw noodles everywhere. Pastapocalypse was brought down upon her. She didn't know that ramen, to me, is like spinach to popeye. No but seriously she looked genuinely upset that she couldn't prepare for her big debut on my Instagram. That's whatcha get.

Normal / 2 years age

15576 Likes

@joawannabe @fangshaw10 @shareca_m @s.i.ena

598 Comments
@lpayyt

@lpayyt
@divinekwebber @madisonrwarren two comments up. dang girl if u didn't watch zaCH and cody idk what u did with your childhood but it was something not worth talking about

@lindseyperiatt

@lindseyperiatt
@ansley_scott just read the first sentence and you know it's good.

@ansley_scott

@ansley_scott
I think he's slightly insane but if we get entertainment from it... Oh well :) @lindseyperiatt

@emilygirr

@emilygirr
@jamiebernowitz

@whosdatgurl_itsjess

@whosdatgurl_itsjess
Hahaha pls read this one too it's hilarious @ygarimay

@jessiewastaken

@jessiewastaken
@drewmytoecold this guy reminds me of you and I have no idea why... And no. It is not Tina from Billy's Burgers.

@yoitzdanielle

@yoitzdanielle
"THIS CHICK RIGHT HERE THO" OMAHAHAHHA

@marisalvio

@marisalvio
@paulina.c that's watcha get

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19 / 25

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#cameraduels #camouflage #notblendingin With almost no time to react, just as I take a seat on the subway I'm stirred by the sounds of elderly bickering. I look up to see, not two older folk, but two young people wrestling over a phone. Turns out they were fighting over who got to take a 'sneaky' shot. His camouflage didn't help him in the slightest. Perhaps it was the woman sitting next to him who, after the tussle, had thrown her legs on him in lusty defeat, but the the man seemed greatly bothered by something. Likely my victorious shit-eating grin.

Normal / 2 years age

18462 Likes

@cararivers32 @sutcliffe_emily @uknowgabbison @50_shades_of_dramatic

785 Comments
@rebekiuts

@rebekiuts
@paola.escobedo jajajajajjajajahagddjjd

@ishaparate

@ishaparate
@ananya9993 LOOK AT THAT LEG! XD

@nayyab_7

@nayyab_7
@hamda.rh

@_fatimata_

@_fatimata_
@jvyee.15 bruh that leg πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@hajikeroo

@hajikeroo
Omg this must be so annoying! People whiping out a camera every time they see your face! People needa ask! Its common courtesy jeez!

@gloyo_

@gloyo_
@isabel_lundberg

@loren.perkov

@loren.perkov
@sophiemm33

@yrrlin

@yrrlin
Sharing the pink headphones and the leg πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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20 / 25

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#cameraduels #bigtroubleinchinatown #chinesesurprise
While eating with my family, and to my surprise, a waiter (our trusted waiter) had descended upon us weapon in hand. He took out my brother, necessary casualty, and proceeded to try and capture my soul along with him. "Not on this day!" I howled, snapping a photo quicker than lightning. Afterwards, he tried to engage in conversation using some dialogue that certainly wasn't human. I'm keeping my lens cap off whenever I enter that place from now on.
Some of you may be wondering, "what did you do to piss off tumblr Cole?" I met them all in person and insulted their respective family lineages, betraying the trust I gained by meeting them all face to face. Don't worry, they are the people I take photos of in this Instagram...well maybe not the older Chinese waiters but you get the implication

Normal / 2 years age

16987 Likes

@shareca_m @uknowgabbison @50_shades_of_dramatic @sydneymtz247

941 Comments
@ev4nge

@ev4nge
HAHAHA

@veronbean

@veronbean
@erinmilliken

@ians_brother

@ians_brother
@accidentallywhite "'what did you do to piss off tumblr, cole?'"

@punkrockpizzashop

@punkrockpizzashop
#chinesesurprise OH MY GOD

@punkrockpizzashop

@punkrockpizzashop
WHAT DID YOU DO TO PISS OFF TUMBLR

@punkrockpizzashop

@punkrockpizzashop
COLE YOU ARE MY SPIRIT ANIMAL

@ey3leen

@ey3leen
@shhvero

@cole_shep

@cole_shep
Thanks @punkrockpizzashop

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21 / 25

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#cameraduels #thaicuisine #padtiminglady #bigguns
In the game of camera dueling, the heavier and more expensive the weapon, the slower and more obvious the draw. I heard and saw this woman ages before she was ready to take the shot, not to mention, she forgot to turn the flash off (I have another photo in which I caught the flash). Forgetting to remove the flash is baby's first mistake, comparable only to an extremely loud shutter. Always the signs of a novice, a large camera has all these aforementioned problems +, and is never the good way to go. Can't I eat my pad Thai in peace? :)

Normal / 2 years age

14286 Likes

@amaya_360_boss_lady @joawannabe @fangshaw10 @shareca_m

469 Comments
@bobbymasterr

@bobbymasterr
this is the best instagram I've ever seen in my life you should honestly have more followers than Beyonce @camera_duels this fucking hilarious.

@avellanosakels

@avellanosakels
Followback @camera_duels

@danikflyckt

@danikflyckt
@aleksaflyckt siabavd

@lucydavis_xx

@lucydavis_xx
I love these so much @emma_barn3s go through ALL of them

@lpayyt

@lpayyt
@divinekwebber @madisonrwarren @jk.vaughan "ok hold up Stephanie i know your boyfriend broke up with you but this can wait, let me just pull out this giant camera and take a picture of this celebrity sitting 194847819192 feet away from me real quick"

@ithinkimchelsea

@ithinkimchelsea
@jamiebertel

@_ellamcgrory

@_ellamcgrory
lol look at this page @_deirdremcgrory

@xiridescentlove

@xiridescentlove
@tejinder.hunjan

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22 / 25

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#cameraduels #quiveringrage #familyportrait #tablefullofgibbons
If you had any previous doubt whether or not people were ACTUALLY taking my photo, this should solve it. The girl, probably around 9, got out her camera phone and then, encouraged by her entire table, proceeded to fire off shot after shot in my direction. I'll let you guys pull at all the atrocities in the previous sentence. After she had finished, she looked at me vacantly, turned her nose upward so I could see her mucus, and grunted in a phacochoerus fashion. Goog that word if you don't know it.

Normal / 2 years age

14128 Likes

@tylermccran @fangshaw10 @joawannabe @nochillbecca_

474 Comments
@daniirossii

@daniirossii
@heymick3y

@http.vbd

@http.vbd
@__emmelie__ she has a flip phone πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@enarcs

@enarcs
@http.vbd Shes like 10 she doesnt need an iphone lol.

@http.vbd

@http.vbd
@enarcs well most 10 year olds now have iphones

@enarcs

@enarcs
@http.vbd Wow, thats very true.

@constanzia_corleone

@constanzia_corleone
TABLE FULL OF GIBBONS!!!!!

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23 / 25

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#cameraduels #edhardy #familyportrait #redvengeance
One of my favorites. A father and daughter partook of the opportunity to bond with one another at my expense. Judging by the fathers hat (an Ed-hardy bedazzled trucker cap that said DGAF), this family really takes what they get offered. Not a bad way to live if you ask me.
Many of you have been engaging in camera duels without my awareness to it. While I would normally applaud your success, I feel the need to reiterate how a duel works. Shooting someone IN THE BACK is not a duel, that's a cowards game. If it weren't for my luscious mane and primate physique, how would you even tell it was me in the photo!? Just a thought, if you want to win the duel, you should get my face in the shot. That way you can see my crippling despair.

Normal / 2 years age

14621 Likes

@14daisy.jacks @joawannabe @fangshaw10 @simsonray45

541 Comments
@amberlynguyen

@amberlynguyen
I love him so much @tiatrannn

@jessscarlton

@jessscarlton
@_graceriddell u trying to take a picture of the lit barista

@_claradarling_

@_claradarling_
@ian.thompson LOOK AT HIS FEED!!!! Lol!!!!

@fionachapman8

@fionachapman8
@larafrankel still the best account of all time

@lindsey.taylor

@lindsey.taylor
@_alexgallegos_ @nicool_taylor LOOK AT THIS ACCOUNT WAHT THE HECK I LOVE HIM

@samkeefe

@samkeefe
@gwencalnan

@cassie.sl

@cassie.sl
Oh my god this is the best @sam.maloney

@sam.maloney

@sam.maloney
@cassie.sl πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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24 / 25

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#Cameraduels #tricksy #flipcam #flippinshit
Hiding you face can't hide you shame! Get used to lookin behind those bars because I'm takin you in. Sheriffs back in town pinky, and your poisoning the watering hole. She giggled the whole time I was taking her photo, almost as if she enjoyed it.......why.....my god why? It seems people have started seeking me out in order to duel. YOU'RE MISSING THE POINT! I should've seen this coming I guess, people always want vengeance for the ones I have slain. So be it, have at you!

Normal / 2 years age

12072 Likes

@14daisy.jacks @__cortknee__ @joawannabe @shareca_m

425 Comments
@princessbrittxoxo

@princessbrittxoxo
@the_real_dg

@brittneymarosok

@brittneymarosok
@jess_marosok he is so funny I can't

@jess_marosok

@jess_marosok
Right? I was laughing so hard at this one. @brittneymarosok

@grace.episode

@grace.episode
LMAOπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @sacrificedlove_official

@stephkhattar

@stephkhattar
Dude account is so funny @chanellesakr

@gordonalyssa

@gordonalyssa
You and Dylan *

@emerlyons_xo

@emerlyons_xo
Your account is hilarious β€οΈπŸ˜‚

@macklebriana

@macklebriana
@mr.beegee @sad_shark_ @dead_but_only_ironically @bruh_anna

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#cameraduels #peanutgallery #bleachers #gigglefits #giggleshits In Argo tea, before I descended the staircase towards my classroom, I heard the loud squawks of what I believed to be a flock of buzzards. Lo and behold, to my antisurprise, it was three. grown. women. These adult-infants had apparently recognized me and caused such a fuss, I was able to spot them on the overhang. Quick was my gun, and soon those buzzards had been shot and de-feathered. One of the birds came up to apologize after the deed was done, in triumphant remorse she introduced herself to me and then was off. Nice girl, bad stealth.

Normal / 2 years age

11827 Likes

@14daisy.jacks @joawannabe @fangshaw10 @shareca_m

378 Comments
@sillysyddddd

@sillysyddddd
@kaittiscool This ig is Killin me

@mrs.hannahs_parlor

@mrs.hannahs_parlor
@katiekayofficial

@minaalahsan

@minaalahsan
@minal58 @umaima000 she looks like. Mahnoor malik

@minal58

@minal58
Hahahahahaah yes @umaima000 @minaalahsan

@e.___.d

@e.___.d
@keviin___z CAPTION πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@jasmeetksingh

@jasmeetksingh
@amanpreet.ks read the bio and caption

@meghan_keyes

@meghan_keyes
@shelbella321