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Eating in public is dangerous when my brother and I are together, mostly because duels are a constant occurrence. Have you ever had a photo taken of you while you were #UvulaDeep in a shake shack burger? No? Well it's #Lovecraftian, and it's something you inherently want to keep out of the private albums of kids with wayyyy too much liberty on #WorldWideWeb.
This was the setting of our present duel. Female Zack and Cody here were trying to pull the ol' "casual selfie" technique, one that frames their target in the background of an otherwise Michelin portrait of one's many chins. I'll admit I always feel a bit guilt ridden when dueling children--it's a tad dubious to take the life of a child for social currency. #ItWillEventuallyBecomeNormalThough. They shot, I shot first. And while her back is turned, I'm sure the mother's maternal instincts had alerted her to her childrens' demise. #cameraduels #LittleDutchChildren #TheHaircutTranscendsGenerationGaps #pattyportraiture

Normal / 1 months ago

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@z.oe.ee
Lmao bio @aapnino

@azielfaith

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@nahimokay have you seen this? Too funny

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@parislou_

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@muffkin22 have you seen this accountπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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LOOK AT THIS ACCOUNT IM SO HAPPY @mads_anslee @_sophiesticated @victoria_gl01 @carly.murrayy @malayela

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Duel kingπŸ‘‘ hands downπŸ‘πŸ‘‡

@gab.ree.el

@gab.ree.el
Lmfaooooo @jjjesssicaa

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I shot first. She looked at me and whimpered, "a-am I gunna end up on your instagram?" I let out a reassuring smile, "not anymore" I said calmingly as I looked the poor girl in the eyes and lied to her soul. Her friends joined me in Recognizing her guilt, they laughed, I laughed, WE laughed. It was a good time, you had to be there. Apparently graduation is not even enough to warrant acting like an adult, but who am I to talk?, I wore depends under my gown. Now that I've graduated people have been asking me "Cole, will you post more now?" To which I always say, "how did you get in my house?" #NYU #Graduation #cameraduels #pleasego

Normal / 3 months ago

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@lina_pao

@lina_pao
It's fkn humor not aww @m.xlanie

@m.xlanie

@m.xlanie
@lina_pao i didnt get it

@sxndel

@sxndel
AJJAHAHAHA @stephanieeroot

@insxghts

@insxghts
this sounds like a fanfic rn

@xlxs_

@xlxs_
@lenasct_ this AccountπŸ˜‚

@kylbnrte

@kylbnrte
omg @mei_rinchan it sounds like a fanfic πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@mei_rinchan

@mei_rinchan
@kylbnrte LOL IT'S MEEE πŸ˜‚

@gab.ree.el

@gab.ree.el
Hahahaha @jjjesssicaa

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A nice afternoon as the only people sledding over 10yo, when, like an unholy din, a red menace washed over the pale white snow, camera in hand. I was a bull driven mad by rouge, and I knew...duel was on. Poor humble Douglas was caught in the crossfire, but friends die all the time in the game of war. It was only after the duel had ended, and the bodies of hundreds of Central Park children lay all around us that I noticed the man wore a #NationalGeographic emblem on his coat. He was a professional.
Used to shooting #wildbeasts, my mannerisms must have been familiar to him. And the look of determination in his eye was characteristic of a man who had seen both fear and wonder. We talked after the fight, as duelist's often do, and both held a mutual respect. He was @kikeo, check out his side of the story. #PoorDouglas #PhotoShootoff #Protographer #DuelingInTheBigLeagues #DaddyNeedsANewPairOfShoes
#NatiColeGeographic

Normal / 7 months ago

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@thahhhferreira108 @ariana.iris @luciasntg @funny_alexis_14

1124 Comments
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@ananya_01 goals

@ananya_01

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Yes @h.reddyy

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Read this caption please Hahahaha @nayyanisse @brookieoh

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@mariyellll is that panch

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@ovo_kvn oh my goshπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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@alexandra_cawley
@marinapaganessi read the bio to this insta

@_.kvr

@_.kvr
THIS ACCOUNT IS PURE GOLD!

@gab.ree.el

@gab.ree.el
@jjjesssicaa

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Wow, look at the face she's making. The human mouth should only open that wide for two reasons: (1) screaming 'fire,' and (2) wailing during moments of overwhelming humanity. Apparently I warranted that primal facial contortion.
YES I, it is I in that photo. I like to give opposing perspective to the #cameraduels, mainly because it's fun to see myself shoot victorious, but also because some of you...incurable skeptics...don't believe the duels actually happen. They say "Cole youre paranoid!" And they're right, I am, but clearly for a reason. This shot actually shows the victims POV from the last duel I posted. If you zoom in close to my face, you can actually see the twisted grin. Zoom even closer and I'm sure you could see Satan in the reflection of my goggles. Oh wait, nevermind... that's not Lucifer, that's just the girl screaming. #MortalQuestions #ScreamingSelfie #Opposhot

Normal / 8 months ago

33417 Likes

@thahhhferreira108 @ariana.iris @luciasntg @gmwrucass

1556 Comments
@micky_tanzam

@micky_tanzam
his wedding photos are going to be so great

@languorousleah

@languorousleah
@macy_grace74 omg. This account. LOOK AT IT. πŸ˜‚ READ HIS BIO

@macy_grace74

@macy_grace74
@languorousleah yes

@stllachan

@stllachan
i love this

@stllachan

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@lina_pao
Caption @m.xlanie @anaira_somar

@m.xlanie

@m.xlanie
@lina_pao tf

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When you get sneaky photos taken of you, you pick up a profound sense of paranoia. All of your senses are heightened to the duelist's presence. You can smell em, you can taste em in the air, you can see the red aura that they burn off their boney frames. Most of all, you can hear your name whispered like voldemort. I've become adept at knowing when someone says my name, even in a crowded noisy lodge. (Kahhhlllllβ€’ssssppprrooowwwss) is all I heard from the two girls staring at me out of the corner of my eye. Their pupils were pitch black, and they were smilin with teeth like sharp stones.if it weren't for the photo proof, I would swear the whole event took place in grainy black and white. Here are the two pullin the ole overtheshoulder slickpic. Looks at that venomous grin, like a guilty dog. #Coldemort #cameraduels #camera_duels #MammothMountain

Normal / 8 months ago

30619 Likes

@thahhhferreira108 @ariana.iris @luciasntg

1759 Comments
@adelinadc

@adelinadc
@moniquetoni_ this is the greatest insta account ever!

@alegator28

@alegator28
He is so fucking hilarious @eniimor @mossysocks @lui_maria @nowandyader

@zizwi_

@zizwi_
@thegleeksandy is it just me, or he spelt bony wrong?

@lui_maria

@lui_maria
@alegator28 the fact that he has an instagram to this only is hilarious

@jocelyngarcia1

@jocelyngarcia1
Jajajajajajaj mira este @douglasjoice

@douglasjoice

@douglasjoice
@jocelyngarcia1 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@tirilmyrseth

@tirilmyrseth
Favoritteksten min her @amelaramic

@gab.ree.el

@gab.ree.el
Lmfaooo @jjjesssicaa

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Not but 30 seconds after arriving on the plane, a quick glance to my right revealed this seafoam sapiens breathing heavily and scrambling for her phone. Little lady must've thought, just because her phone matched her shirt, that I wouldn't detect her desperate photos. Firstly, my vision is based on fear, and I saw you right away. Second, nay.
The victim: @tater_tots15 claimed it was a "tie." Her innocent account name perfectly reflects how violently she lost. She posted a picture of our duel, in which my debonair gait and relaxed posture so too reflects how prepared I was for her ludicrous display of #AeronauticArseholery. My Cheshire grin must have scared the other passengers, and I was quickly escorted off the plane for being #TooDamnBomb #cameraduels

Normal / 1 years age

41046 Likes

@lcmxl @bmoney1738 @gmwrucass

2263 Comments
@glenxda

@glenxda
@iappy_drik

@alexandra_cawley

@alexandra_cawley
@leenwithit_rockwithit so glad u showed me this

@marinapaganessi

@marinapaganessi
@alexandra_cawley

@alexandra_cawley

@alexandra_cawley
@marinapaganessi lmfao i commented right before Urs dumbass

@marinapaganessi

@marinapaganessi
@califoston read these and this kids bio-- he was on disneys suite life of zack and cody this is fuckinf hilarious

@marinapaganessi

@marinapaganessi
@alexandra_cawley damnit lmao reading all of them now

@iamanahii

@iamanahii
@sophia.lzjm @gilian.am OMFG HAHAHA cole sprouse (Cody from the suite life of zack and cody) he literally has an Instagram of ppl taking photos of him HAHHAHAHA

@gab.ree.el

@gab.ree.el
@jjjesssicaa hahahaa

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Who would have thought, the mother with child, would have prioritized taking our picture over steadying her baby's carriage on a moving train? I did. I would have thought.
Firstly, her child is too young for The Street Life of Shaq and Kobe, so we all know she was taking that picture for herself. Unless of course she was making a long term investment, banking on the baby enjoying the show when #it grows up. #ItsCalledInvesting. Trying to be sneaky, she made the number 1 rookie mistake, #Flash. My poor, helpless, innocent, virgin brother was caught in the middle of our duel. You can see the fear in his eyes and the determination in mine, both being trumped by the look of shame in hers. #cameraduels #BabyOnBoard #FamilyDrama #TheStreetLifeOfShaqAndKobe

Normal / 1 years age

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@ms.pashy.knowles @solines_ale @guracee

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@amanda_thepanda09

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These captions are #GOALS πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @kawaiiyelle @ruthie0618 @panda_girl0202 @nataliestyles15 @itsss.chelsea

@atlicia

@atlicia
Can't breathe @stuck.under.the.dome

@everlyr

@everlyr
LOL the caption killed me @martinoant

@idkjord

@idkjord
@SERVANNY READ THE FUCKING CAPTIFPFNDN

@natxali

@natxali
@sabri.brii CAPTION LNFAOOO

@sabri.brii

@sabri.brii
@natxali BAHFAHJAIDJQLRKQPDNAFX

@dexannn

@dexannn
MoM READ THE WHOLE CAPTION @006kathy


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"I just don't wanna be in the picture" she said, saddened by the fact that she was now collateral damage. Vengeance was the only thing on my mind, the lady's honor depended on it. I was in no mood for photos...I had a different kind of ammo for this. Sometimes a duel asks for a new kind of approach, and so a video was appropriate.
The poor duelist signaled game on by screaming a whisper into her companion's face. This was shortly followed by a giggle, one that was enough to make a hyena jealous. The male companion grabbed his floppy hat and smiled nervously. This is when she fired the first couple shots. Thankfully (and "unfortunately" if we're being politically correct) the crowded subway goers took the shots for me. Necessary casualties. Now is when the video began, panic already sewn through the entire car with multiple people's photos already taken. Let the duelists' final expressions tell you who won. #cameraduels #SubwayShowdown #streetfighter #video #ManyFramesOfShame
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Also, I started another Instagram account: @sprousemasterworks
Lets just say it's dedicated to the drawn art pieces from the sprouse fanbase. If you like camera_duels, you'll enjoy it. Or maybe you won't, either way #IWillStillSleepAtNight #TLDR

Normal / 1 years age

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@laureljor @megga_rosiee @luciasntg @vamps_directioner3334

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@kingdilara

@kingdilara
@n00b_slayer these too

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@mariaferjc113
@6katherine9

@lifes_recycled

@lifes_recycled
Lmao so dead

@kelseylopes

@kelseylopes
@m.chng more or less clever

@beckolp

@beckolp
Are you fucking kidding me

@xxo.fatima

@xxo.fatima
@nabaa.faith πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ caption

@roniwynecoop

@roniwynecoop
@jlstearns_ oh my fucking God πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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#cameraduels #camera_duels #MechanicallyMischievous
Look upon it, do you see? This is the venomous face of mischief incarnate. I've decided to zoom this picture into, what may be, an uncomfortable proximity of this boy's head. It does serve a purpose though, and I wanted you all to plainly see what a duel looks like from a contestant around 16yo. They all do this exact face, and I don't often paint with such a large brush, but Instagram is a place for generalizations.
Lets break it down mechanically. Chin down, eradicated by the skin of the neck. Nostrils flared in an ape-like message of passion. Cheeks bulging with rotten words. Eyes half closed after a session of frantic blinking. And, of course, the smile, that damned thing, illuminating an upper jaw triumphing over its defeat of the lower.
Mania, pure insanity. What scared me the most, however, was how this kid looked like he could've been a younger sibling. How often have I made this face?

Normal / 1 years age

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@cincin400 @dont_hate_a_qween @luciasntg

2388 Comments
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@kaitlynzeran
@bunji_mcleod

@bunji_mcleod

@bunji_mcleod
@nataliexrosee read πŸ˜‚

@m.kxela

@m.kxela
@matthewwgatess looks like you

@amanda_thepanda09

@amanda_thepanda09
@kawaiiyelle you have to read his captionsπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@mukesgalaxy

@mukesgalaxy
This is deep

@river.shackleford

@river.shackleford
@chandler_is_boo read the comment

@gab.ree.el

@gab.ree.el
😭😭😭😭😭 @jjjesssicaa

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#cameraduels #camera_duels #ATrick #AngerCafe #Caf'anger "Don't worry, I won't post this photo" I told him lokinously. Yet even with glasses he didn't see through my illusion.
Behold his defeat!
His friend, the girl honking her vocals on the right, knew he was bested, and tickled by the event I quivered with a publicly pleasant rage. Winners write the events in history, and this duel has forever been etched on virtual stone.

Normal / 1 years age

20375 Likes

@bmoney1738 @sydneymtz247 @darthwumbo1777

978 Comments
@sarahderr_

@sarahderr_
@sophie_derr this account is my life

@thatssokamya

@thatssokamya
please check out this account to see why i love cole sprouse @sapna.desai

@_sophiaperry

@_sophiaperry
This account is so funny it's cole sprouse and he takes pictures of people taking pictures of him and his captions are like storiesπŸ˜‚ @djlaw32

@tanijah.walker

@tanijah.walker
@jelly_is_a_penguin HE LOOKS LIKE THE CURLY HAIRED DUDE FROM THE SUIT LIFE ON DECKπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ kinda..

@kaylavachon

@kaylavachon
@ms.red.lips HONKING HER VOCALS OMFG I've been laughing for like 11 hours

@laalice3

@laalice3
my fave accountπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@hand.stand4days

@hand.stand4days
@n3rdz97 look

@emelynunezz

@emelynunezz
@sierrawilliamsonn read his bio

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#cameraduels #camera_duels #TheOtherSideOfTheDuel

So you babblers keep asking for "MOAR PICS OF YOUR FAISE!" My consistent brushing off of these remarks hasn't worked, so I'll answer your desperate requests in a rarified but relevant way.
I don't take photos of my face because that goes directly against the point, artistic and functional, of this account -plus EVERYONE else on instagram, aside from the frenchbulldog owners, gives you the same exact thing...hoards of selfies, so why should I?-. This photo, however, fits both the needs of my cooing populace and the requirements of my account.
This is a photo of me winning a duel. You can tell I'm winning because I'm smiling maliciously, a response of second nature to me now. I remember who took this photo actually, a young girl sitting next to her young, skateboarding boyfriend. Both of them #ReekedOfPatchouli. They must have thought themselves quick, not evidently quick enough. At least she didn't try to shoot me in the back like most of the other NYU arrivals. #ShootingTheBackIsNotADuel #eatyourveggies #brushyourteeth #gotobedataresponsiblehour

Normal / 1 years age

30952 Likes

@thahhhferreira108 @vamps_directioner3334 @luciasntg @ioanna_120

1294 Comments
@f.oldi

@f.oldi
Hahahaha! Epic wah πŸ˜‚ @nquzaima

@nquzaima

@nquzaima
Coolest @f.oldi

@shelbystyless

@shelbystyless
@jenna.alexis APRIPNNS

@anna.maria.xo

@anna.maria.xo
MOAR PICS OF YOUR FAISE

@fobdammit

@fobdammit
@tennantbatch28 I'm crying

@emkacafe

@emkacafe
@julkaspryciolka

@rafaellameigger

@rafaellameigger
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA THATS THE BEST INSTAGRAM EVER!!! MADE MY DAY

@juliennenanay

@juliennenanay
@cebrijster

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#cameraduels #camera_duels #AStirringInTheEast
New semester has started up at NYU and that means the arriving class is getting younger and younger. For people of a more social inclination this would be a good thing, as a new crowd means new friends!... Yet, for people like me, palid and tempered by the hammer of a desktop computer and eyes blackened by late nights in Skyrim, younger crowds mean more duels.
Upon review of my past battles, it seems the majority of my duelists are Asian. I don't know if this is because of the large population of the Asian community at NYU (or any university for that matter), or that my giggles are so kawaii that easterners gravitate towards my camera like satellites. Either way, the fear is real.
This young asian woman, the one with water spouting from her skull like the drool from Dylan's mouth, tried to catch my entire party off guard. If it weren't for the quickness of my draw, she might have caught me mid bite. She failed, and to make her defeat worse, I was drinking Japanese green tea. #FueledByHerAncestorsDrinkOfChoice

Normal / 1 years age

22688 Likes

@nazneenbilgrami @bmoney1738 @darthwumbo1777 @50_shades_of_dramatic

1057 Comments
@itsdanusha

@itsdanusha
his kawaii giggle πŸ˜‚ lueg si insta mol ahh voll geil @assassinvirus_hac12ed_you01001

@shakairaa

@shakairaa
You're so hilarious ahhahaha

@maryw02127

@maryw02127
HAHAHAH πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @jackietothemackie @ryan_burt7

@amandala96

@amandala96
@lacrossenanny92 I have tears in my eyes this account is hilarious πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@vielaaat

@vielaaat
@icarazy best

@icarazy

@icarazy
@vielaaat HAHAHAH πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@mariah.gabrielle

@mariah.gabrielle
@paolavillacortaa "my giggles are so kawaii" 😭

@farjanaaktar_

@farjanaaktar_
That guy looks like @theshaneharper

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#cameraduels #camera_duels #Germany #flippenfloppen #derOopsideDownLand #itsaGermanWord

Oh look, what a standard technique they employed to try and catch me off guard. I'll just casually swing my phone in my hand while walking...but wait, I wasn't just swinging my phone, I was actually taking your picture, single handed.
My mamba-like agility is what keeps me ahead of your photo shenanigans.
They tried, they lost. Look at their sad German expressions. One might say I found shadenfreude. #BabiesOnTrial #GitErDone
You guys may wonder "Cole, why don't you post more often?" It's simple guys. I don't waste all my time on this website filled with people so vain, that they serve as a highway for my bad blood.
Cholesterol problems you see. #GottaEatSomeCheerios

Normal / 1 years age

18009 Likes

@lovelynichole45 @rudakrs @gabby_162 @50_shades_of_dramatic

578 Comments
@donyeajames

@donyeajames
#gottaeatsomecheerios

@mackenziegregg1

@mackenziegregg1
The second paragraphπŸ˜‚@morgan_gregg @juliagermainn

@tanijah.walker

@tanijah.walker
CAUSE BABY NOW WE GOT BAD BLOOD @jelly_is_a_penguin

@shelbystyless

@shelbystyless
@jenna.alexis FCUAK SHA A HE IS MY NEW FAVROUTE PERISN

@xits_clairebearx

@xits_clairebearx
I thought of the bad blood song @maria148422

@sofia.c.v

@sofia.c.v
Mrk el carajo hizo una cuenta donde le toma foto a las personas que intentan tomarle foto πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ muero @orianatorrealta

@beyanhce

@beyanhce
@anglecorpuz @carmelacuraa I love this account so much

@larry_lashton

@larry_lashton
THAT GUY LOOKS LIKE CASPAR LEE

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#camera_duels #Bulgaria #RageUnending #neversafe

Look at this shit.
See these kids? I did too. Apparently someone caught me dueling a two children...what have I become? That may look like a smile on my face but don't be fooled, thats pure anger of a 24karat composition. My trip to Bulgaria taught me that Bulgarians really don't give a damn. The men: built like boulders on Popsicle sticks (always skipping leg day). The women: all babushkas in training. Thankfully the archaeological site was fun... if you like working outside and filter feeding manure through a sheet of dust...archaeological Darwinism, the strong survive.

But seriously, Bulgaria, say hello to Asiz, I'll be back soon

Normal / 2 years age

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@lexi_hood_0602 @m_san.pro_12 @luciasntg @sadnessislifeforevernothingwil

1645 Comments
@brookehart12

@brookehart12
Wait who took that pic?

@nnortthy

@nnortthy
Im in love @sebastian.fdv

@sebastian.fdv

@sebastian.fdv
Fuck him @nnortthy

@_sandiaaa

@_sandiaaa
@rydinthewave

@jessmoss63

@jessmoss63
@tchapdelaine THIS IS SO FUNNY LOOK AT HIS ACCOUNT

@sillylittleasian_cx

@sillylittleasian_cx
He says bad words!!!😱😱 well no surprises there

@ju5tinemay

@ju5tinemay
@madelineschrup @0liviajensen LOOOOK AT HIS ACCOUNTTT

@jjjesssicaa

@jjjesssicaa
@gab.ree.el

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15 / 25

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#cameraduels #camera_duels #TheElusivePink #SuccubineGiggling . Usually the first signs of a duel, there are tell-tale environmental cues to alert one that a battle has started. First comes the wheezing, followed by a toyota giggle that would make the most stubborn of drivers switch lanes. Next comes the religious whispers -the plotting to go through with the sin. Then, the hiding of one's self, and finally the snap of the picture.
LET ME TELL YOU HOW WELL I KNOW THIS PROCESS. I know it so well, i go through the all the steps before i go to bed at night.
This girl might have succeeded if it weren't for her loudly colored, pink iphone case. The slow, awkward lean behind your mother didn't hide your defeat. #IFeedOnLoss

Normal / 2 years age

20188 Likes

@sydneymtz247 @darthwumbo1777 @gabby_162 @50_shades_of_dramatic

858 Comments
@amandala96

@amandala96
@2aub4u @vanykitty26 @jody_lamb omg you have to read all these captions I'm dying πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@liannagarcia

@liannagarcia
@camillejuliet13 this would be me

@bella_485

@bella_485
@owen._l

@m.chng

@m.chng
Um haha u ain't slick???? @kelseylopes

@marinasapper_

@marinasapper_
@dainaelias @aliciatoorkhan @renya.n @o.kiana LOOK AT THE FRIGGEN PHONE IM DYING

@h.reddyy

@h.reddyy
@ananya_01

@0liviajensen

@0liviajensen
@ju5tinemay OMG

@gab.ree.el

@gab.ree.el
@jjjesssicaa

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16 / 25

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#cameraduels #goodform #justkiddingfuckyou Outside, drinking coffee, look up, dischick. Her and her mother posed perfectly with me conveniently in the middle their two heads. While my first instinct was to drop trow and show them the ole gibbous, I figured you guys would enjoy a photo more. Good try ladies

Normal / 2 years age

14938 Likes

@gabrielleiem @darthwumbo1777 @gabby_162 @50_shades_of_dramatic

377 Comments
@sammio8

@sammio8
Show them some gibbous πŸ‘Œ πŸ˜‚

@platinumera

@platinumera
@brooke_regan @lyanaathomas

@kellylaurelle

@kellylaurelle
@n_mill11 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ ITS TOO MUCH " #justkiddingfuckyou "

@emcshortt

@emcshortt
@daltonteague

@keylaroo

@keylaroo
@emily.heidorn @pandaofamanda @manya_puri #justkiddingfuckyou

@faithcowens

@faithcowens
@jessspiers13 @dylaneysmith

@frecklelots

@frecklelots
@lynnetbdt lol I think he too perasan. How in the hell tu org dapat dia punya gambar. Sangat off angle

@scarlett.ko

@scarlett.ko
@emgracemily LOOK AT THIS ACCOUNT

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17 / 25

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80k followers! Wow 80k more people who now try to take secret photos of me on the street! Yay? Did my Instagram backfire? Have I actually stoked the flame rather than douse it? No matte, I'll duel all of you if need be. This kid thought he was reaaaaal slick from 2 feet away. Tip- if you wanna avoid attention, don't lock with my eyes and drop your mouth.- When he took the photo, he let out a call that sounded a lot like a gibbon's mating ritual. Secrecy is what will lead you to victory in a duel, not impassioned primate squealing.

Normal / 2 years age

16309 Likes

@bmoney1738 @sydneymtz247 @darthwumbo1777 @dont_hate_a_qween

527 Comments
@crehfuss6

@crehfuss6
@tkosmidess *primate sorry

@wreckedc

@wreckedc
@someanmel LMAOOOO this whole ig made my life imagine

@someanmel

@someanmel
@wreckedc LMFAOOOOO but how is he so fast

@gab_granger

@gab_granger
@sammymehle @radlilrae plz creep on this account I'm crying

@gro0ver

@gro0ver
@kit_kat415

@ecctta

@ecctta
@peimayuka look what hes doing~! hahahah

@nic_ahearn

@nic_ahearn
@tashjol

@ayshaxx__

@ayshaxx__
LIKE A GIBBON'S MATING RITUAL 😩😭😭

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18 / 25

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#cameraduels #scope #animatedcats #thecamerasutra Judging by the hello kitty briefcase I'm going to guess and say that (a) this man has a daughter or (b) he has an unhealthy infatuation with cartoon cats and Disney channel (a fetish in its own right). I was asked how I knew this man was taking a photo of me. No one, not a single person, casually looks at their phone at that angle. Directly in front of the face, looking right into the screen, but 2 inches from the nose, this is a clear photo taking position. If you're holding your phone like this and aren't taking a picture you're going blind, hate to break it to you, you don't even need to see a doctor, I can diagnose you.

Normal / 2 years age

17151 Likes

@sydneymtz247 @darthwumbo1777 @mckenzie.smith.767 @milkobitch_

555 Comments
@yomie_3

@yomie_3
Noooooo cole is funnyπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @tinagajin

@liziabee

@liziabee
@estrelie

@rmsrachel

@rmsrachel
@sophieleoniexx

@shan_diax

@shan_diax
Il be on my suit and tie .

@avaiws

@avaiws
Gjtujh @frankileeiredalee πŸƒπŸƒ

@sofia.c.v

@sofia.c.v
La gente es demasiado boleta JAJAAJJAJAJA @orianatorrealta

@ayas_planet

@ayas_planet
Stalk this account please @malakabdou_

@tirilmyrseth

@tirilmyrseth
@amelaramic tror nesten jeg blir liiitt smΓ₯forelska. Ikke i han, men i tanken pΓ₯ han

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19 / 25

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#cameraduels #playingaDS #persuAsians #pastapocalypse #mommyshome last night I had a dream I lost a camera duel, that's how I knew it was a dream. I'm back from my hiatus away from dueling. I was waterfall training up in the Sierra mountains, perfecting my camera techniques and growing an even more beautiful head of hair. THIS CHICK RIGHT HERE THO, tried to snap one of me eating some noodles. I flipped the table and threw noodles everywhere. Pastapocalypse was brought down upon her. She didn't know that ramen, to me, is like spinach to popeye. No but seriously she looked genuinely upset that she couldn't prepare for her big debut on my Instagram. That's whatcha get.

Normal / 2 years age

15923 Likes

@sydneymtz247 @darthwumbo1777 @gabby_162 @javynthomson

617 Comments
@maryw02127

@maryw02127
THANK YOU FOR INTRODUCING ME TO THIS ACCOUNTπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @lmfaojack @jack.thal

@_.yvzmin._

@_.yvzmin._
@rapopsicle lmaoo #pastapocalypse

@senior2015_rchs

@senior2015_rchs
Lol @princessash013 we need to do this πŸ˜‚πŸ“·

@gainesowen

@gainesowen
@sarahgrems THE CAPTION πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@bella_485

@bella_485
@owen._l

@sydney.seward

@sydney.seward
PastapocalypseπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @brenna_sagan

@ju5tinemay

@ju5tinemay
@madelineschrup @0liviajensen u gotta read the captions

@_evelync_

@_evelync_
Love this

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20 / 25

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#cameraduels #camouflage #notblendingin With almost no time to react, just as I take a seat on the subway I'm stirred by the sounds of elderly bickering. I look up to see, not two older folk, but two young people wrestling over a phone. Turns out they were fighting over who got to take a 'sneaky' shot. His camouflage didn't help him in the slightest. Perhaps it was the woman sitting next to him who, after the tussle, had thrown her legs on him in lusty defeat, but the the man seemed greatly bothered by something. Likely my victorious shit-eating grin.

Normal / 2 years age

18981 Likes

@sutcliffe_emily @sydneymtz247 @darthwumbo1777 @bmoney1738

815 Comments
@jenna.alexis

@jenna.alexis
THE CAMPFLAUGHE @shelbystyless

@aubreymccutcheon

@aubreymccutcheon
@chloe.jorgensen I'm stalking him and peeing myself laughing

@danielaa_gc

@danielaa_gc
Me trying to take secret pics @strawb.arii

@strawb.arii

@strawb.arii
Yup @danielaa_gc

@parisvalero

@parisvalero
"His camouflage didn't help him in the slightest" AHAHAHA @madisonmckennaa

@tracynotmcgrady

@tracynotmcgrady
@emilybriarose

@briannehallo

@briannehallo
@j.w.n.g OMG ze zijn allemaal geweldig!!!

@j.w.n.g

@j.w.n.g
@briannehallo hihi I know right!!

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21 / 25

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#cameraduels #bigtroubleinchinatown #chinesesurprise
While eating with my family, and to my surprise, a waiter (our trusted waiter) had descended upon us weapon in hand. He took out my brother, necessary casualty, and proceeded to try and capture my soul along with him. "Not on this day!" I howled, snapping a photo quicker than lightning. Afterwards, he tried to engage in conversation using some dialogue that certainly wasn't human. I'm keeping my lens cap off whenever I enter that place from now on.
Some of you may be wondering, "what did you do to piss off tumblr Cole?" I met them all in person and insulted their respective family lineages, betraying the trust I gained by meeting them all face to face. Don't worry, they are the people I take photos of in this Instagram...well maybe not the older Chinese waiters but you get the implication

Normal / 2 years age

17434 Likes

@bmoney1738 @dont_hate_a_qween @___not_my_forte @darthwumbo1777

970 Comments
@m.chng

@m.chng
sneaky! @kelseylopes

@tkosmidess

@tkosmidess
@crehfuss6 "insulted their respective family lineages"

@oh.my.castiel

@oh.my.castiel
@johnthebasicblonde omg he takes pictures of people taking pictures of him XD

@johnthebasicblonde

@johnthebasicblonde
Lmfao πŸ˜‚ @oh.my.castiel

@leukie_s

@leukie_s
@tessdougherty @juliette.hay

@anandajoy_

@anandajoy_
@brookeorbon

@f3nella

@f3nella
@ameera.gy amazing

@noura_aug

@noura_aug
@beenough

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22 / 25

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#cameraduels #thaicuisine #padtiminglady #bigguns
In the game of camera dueling, the heavier and more expensive the weapon, the slower and more obvious the draw. I heard and saw this woman ages before she was ready to take the shot, not to mention, she forgot to turn the flash off (I have another photo in which I caught the flash). Forgetting to remove the flash is baby's first mistake, comparable only to an extremely loud shutter. Always the signs of a novice, a large camera has all these aforementioned problems +, and is never the good way to go. Can't I eat my pad Thai in peace? :)

Normal / 2 years age

14630 Likes

@javynthomson @darthwumbo1777 @gabby_162 @50_shades_of_dramatic

470 Comments
@bobstacos

@bobstacos
@aleksaflyckt siabavd

@lucydavis_xx

@lucydavis_xx
I love these so much @emma_barn3s go through ALL of them

@lpayyt

@lpayyt
@divinekwebber @madisonrwarren @jk.vaughan "ok hold up Stephanie i know your boyfriend broke up with you but this can wait, let me just pull out this giant camera and take a picture of this celebrity sitting 194847819192 feet away from me real quick"

@ithinkimchelsea

@ithinkimchelsea
@jamiebertel

@_ellamcgrory

@_ellamcgrory
lol look at this page @_deirdremcgrory

@xiridescentlove

@xiridescentlove
@tejinder.hunjan

@_wingdings

@_wingdings
@saskiayay look at this whole account omg

@elwattey

@elwattey
@watkins2495 'baby's first mistake'

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23 / 25

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#cameraduels #quiveringrage #familyportrait #tablefullofgibbons
If you had any previous doubt whether or not people were ACTUALLY taking my photo, this should solve it. The girl, probably around 9, got out her camera phone and then, encouraged by her entire table, proceeded to fire off shot after shot in my direction. I'll let you guys pull at all the atrocities in the previous sentence. After she had finished, she looked at me vacantly, turned her nose upward so I could see her mucus, and grunted in a phacochoerus fashion. Goog that word if you don't know it.

Normal / 2 years age

14495 Likes

@megansherraden @javynthomson @gabby_162 @50_shades_of_dramatic

500 Comments
@maryw02127

@maryw02127
HAHAHAHAHHA @jackietothemackie

@4purplelovers

@4purplelovers
that flip phone tho

@pejuang

@pejuang
@nosaj.s check aub dit profiel hij is van zach en cody die serie van nickelodeon. Net zo droog geak

@pictureperfect12345

@pictureperfect12345
@_andrea_duh πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@pictureperfect12345

@pictureperfect12345
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @_andrea_duh

@xits_clairebearx

@xits_clairebearx
*Google?? @maria148422

@_evelync_

@_evelync_
MucusπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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24 / 25

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#cameraduels #edhardy #familyportrait #redvengeance
One of my favorites. A father and daughter partook of the opportunity to bond with one another at my expense. Judging by the fathers hat (an Ed-hardy bedazzled trucker cap that said DGAF), this family really takes what they get offered. Not a bad way to live if you ask me.
Many of you have been engaging in camera duels without my awareness to it. While I would normally applaud your success, I feel the need to reiterate how a duel works. Shooting someone IN THE BACK is not a duel, that's a cowards game. If it weren't for my luscious mane and primate physique, how would you even tell it was me in the photo!? Just a thought, if you want to win the duel, you should get my face in the shot. That way you can see my crippling despair.

Normal / 2 years age

14960 Likes

@niazimaheen @megansherraden @gabby_162 @javynthomson

548 Comments
@sam.maloney

@sam.maloney
@cassie.sl πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@christionantonio

@christionantonio
@duckychase

@sarrahdunne

@sarrahdunne
THIS IS SO FUNNY @__abigailrn__

@fiercelyflamboyant

@fiercelyflamboyant
I especially like the nostril to finger positioning you so beautifully captured in this one πŸ˜πŸ™ŒπŸΌ

@amandala96

@amandala96
@vanykitty26 @2aub4u @jody_lamb iv been laughing at all these captions for 30mins now πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@_camillerz

@_camillerz
@marisa1768

@angellajooo_

@angellajooo_
@_joycejoo

@languorousleah

@languorousleah
@macy_grace74 ME!!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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25 / 25

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#Cameraduels #tricksy #flipcam #flippinshit
Hiding you face can't hide you shame! Get used to lookin behind those bars because I'm takin you in. Sheriffs back in town pinky, and your poisoning the watering hole. She giggled the whole time I was taking her photo, almost as if she enjoyed it.......why.....my god why? It seems people have started seeking me out in order to duel. YOU'RE MISSING THE POINT! I should've seen this coming I guess, people always want vengeance for the ones I have slain. So be it, have at you!

Normal / 2 years age

12377 Likes

@javynthomson @sydneymtz247 @gabby_162 @50_shades_of_dramatic

431 Comments
@emerlyons_xo

@emerlyons_xo
Your account is hilarious β€οΈπŸ˜‚

@macklebriana

@macklebriana
@mr.beegee @sad_shark_ @dead_but_only_ironically @bruh_anna

@miraloha

@miraloha
Ik ga dood πŸ˜‚ @rooshelfrich

@rooshelfrich

@rooshelfrich
hahahaha @miraloha πŸ˜…

@ally_massey_

@ally_massey_
@arianapierson

@lou.isaa

@lou.isaa
@callumbrain_ the best Instagram account ever

@i.got.no.strings

@i.got.no.strings
@chris_gorsek whyπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@larry_lashton

@larry_lashton
I'M LAUGHING SO HARD