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A blinding flash. Quick blur. Momentary desperation. Primal cooing. Inevitable defeat. Temporary victory.
Ahh yes, I know this ritual well. Is it wartime atrocity? Nay, tis a #cameraduel.
The subway is a photographic operating theater, and I am the cold body upon the table. So many shots lay unused within my library, that I intentionally avoid posting many of them. This one, this one however. This one is different.
The holiday spirit is in full form. There, behind sad dad and the ghost of Christmas past, a duel was stewing. A young woman pulled the number1 #rookiemistake: flash.
So excited was I, that I blurred the shot. Yes fair people, even pros are prone. Fear not, the bright light of shame shines through, and the flash is still visible. Unfortunately, the only real illumination was upon her characteristic frown of embarrassed defeat. #HeKnowsWhenYouveBeenBadOrGood #ColeInYourStocking

Normal / 5 months ago

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@zoeabadia @rafaelmorenob @hi.im.zia @slotheezy

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This account I'm dead. @holly.kassa πŸ˜‚

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this account oh my gosh @m.breazy

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this is gold @_sarahrosen_

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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @anjadahn

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Don't tap on the glass, it scares the fuckbois.
Here I was, walkin with a slight limp, when I suddenly notice the glass next to me fogging up. Lo and behold, a camera duel was underway. You see,a camera duel is kind of like a spider sense, except it's located in the sphincter. I turned quickly, and in just enough time to also get my own reflection. Now, I'm not a fan of selfies, personally, but I suppose a good selfie always involves making other people feel insecure. So this selfie hit all the right criteria.
He thought by framing his iPhone with his delicate index fingers, he could steady his shakey hands. Wrong. My shot however, like a true pro: soft and steady, accompanied with a venomous smile.
#FriendlyCompetition #cameraduels #quakingbowels

Normal / 5 months ago

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@ttotalbrat74 @allthingsclaire @tash262 @carlota_fg

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@magical_isabel

@magical_isabel
HAHAH @wheres_mia

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@gabbimoncayo

@chease27

@chease27
Please check out his whole account omg πŸ˜‚ @so_darling11

@mckinseym

@mckinseym
This is why I love you

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Eating in public is dangerous when my brother and I are together, mostly because duels are a constant occurrence. Have you ever had a photo taken of you while you were #UvulaDeep in a shake shack burger? No? Well it's #Lovecraftian, and it's something you inherently want to keep out of the private albums of kids with wayyyy too much liberty on #WorldWideWeb.
This was the setting of our present duel. Female Zack and Cody here were trying to pull the ol' "casual selfie" technique, one that frames their target in the background of an otherwise Michelin portrait of one's many chins. I'll admit I always feel a bit guilt ridden when dueling children--it's a tad dubious to take the life of a child for social currency. #ItWillEventuallyBecomeNormalThough. They shot, I shot first. And while her back is turned, I'm sure the mother's maternal instincts had alerted her to her childrens' demise. #cameraduels #LittleDutchChildren #TheHaircutTranscendsGenerationGaps #pattyportraiture

Normal / 10 months ago

42604 Likes

@xime._.15 @tery.zurita @crzymarni.x @lenni_rdnm

3410 Comments
@megbri

@megbri
@mallorybarbier14 @g_gilman23 I can't deal with these

@screenagxr

@screenagxr
@matt_ztoe @_stvrdust_ have you ever had a photo taken when you were #UvulaDeep in a shake shack burger ?

@lu_quintao

@lu_quintao
NΓ£o creiooooo @lu_salomao ai que saudades meu deus

@tessdiamond29

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I shot first. She looked at me and whimpered, "a-am I gunna end up on your instagram?" I let out a reassuring smile, "not anymore" I said calmingly as I looked the poor girl in the eyes and lied to her soul. Her friends joined me in Recognizing her guilt, they laughed, I laughed, WE laughed. It was a good time, you had to be there. Apparently graduation is not even enough to warrant acting like an adult, but who am I to talk?, I wore depends under my gown. Now that I've graduated people have been asking me "Cole, will you post more now?" To which I always say, "how did you get in my house?" #NYU #Graduation #cameraduels #pleasego

Normal / 1 years age

51835 Likes

@inspiretherevival @llau.ra @lovesick.forever @yan_cutang

3211 Comments
@ardenjasper

@ardenjasper
@sdavis37 read the captionπŸ˜‚

@darbylett

@darbylett
@michellexiao_

@alina.mohiuddin

@alina.mohiuddin
@__ella_brown__ read the caption

@hendricks_5

@hendricks_5
CaptionπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @holly.kassa

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A nice afternoon as the only people sledding over 10yo, when, like an unholy din, a red menace washed over the pale white snow, camera in hand. I was a bull driven mad by rouge, and I knew...duel was on. Poor humble Douglas was caught in the crossfire, but friends die all the time in the game of war. It was only after the duel had ended, and the bodies of hundreds of Central Park children lay all around us that I noticed the man wore a #NationalGeographic emblem on his coat. He was a professional.
Used to shooting #wildbeasts, my mannerisms must have been familiar to him. And the look of determination in his eye was characteristic of a man who had seen both fear and wonder. We talked after the fight, as duelist's often do, and both held a mutual respect. He was @kikeo, check out his side of the story. #PoorDouglas #PhotoShootoff #Protographer #DuelingInTheBigLeagues #DaddyNeedsANewPairOfShoes
#NatiColeGeographic

Normal / 1 years age

30987 Likes

@puneetkaur516 @00nikalova00 @pasteloxygen @trxshzbx

1442 Comments
@kellycotch

@kellycotch
@kotchett caption

@ro_seymour

@ro_seymour
@drewcortright

@elizabethhomeyer

@elizabethhomeyer
@amberaarcher I'm dying. Read the captions

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Wow, look at the face she's making. The human mouth should only open that wide for two reasons: (1) screaming 'fire,' and (2) wailing during moments of overwhelming humanity. Apparently I warranted that primal facial contortion.
YES I, it is I in that photo. I like to give opposing perspective to the #cameraduels, mainly because it's fun to see myself shoot victorious, but also because some of you...incurable skeptics...don't believe the duels actually happen. They say "Cole youre paranoid!" And they're right, I am, but clearly for a reason. This shot actually shows the victims POV from the last duel I posted. If you zoom in close to my face, you can actually see the twisted grin. Zoom even closer and I'm sure you could see Satan in the reflection of my goggles. Oh wait, nevermind... that's not Lucifer, that's just the girl screaming. #MortalQuestions #ScreamingSelfie #Opposhot

Normal / 1 years age

41544 Likes

@immortality_m.darlings @nicsazi @1o11ypop1auryn @lida.murciaparrado

2008 Comments
@caybru

@caybru
AND WHY DOES IT MAKE ME LAUGH SO HARD

@caybru

@caybru
i hate u but i don't im still laughing

@cici.martinez

@cici.martinez
THATS NOT LUCIFER THATS JUST THE GIRL SCREAMIGN

@darbylett

@darbylett
@michellexiao_

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When you get sneaky photos taken of you, you pick up a profound sense of paranoia. All of your senses are heightened to the duelist's presence. You can smell em, you can taste em in the air, you can see the red aura that they burn off their boney frames. Most of all, you can hear your name whispered like voldemort. I've become adept at knowing when someone says my name, even in a crowded noisy lodge. (Kahhhlllllβ€’ssssppprrooowwwss) is all I heard from the two girls staring at me out of the corner of my eye. Their pupils were pitch black, and they were smilin with teeth like sharp stones.if it weren't for the photo proof, I would swear the whole event took place in grainy black and white. Here are the two pullin the ole overtheshoulder slickpic. Looks at that venomous grin, like a guilty dog. #Coldemort #cameraduels #camera_duels #MammothMountain

Normal / 1 years age

37248 Likes

@ashleyh676 @tnyhsprd @kittysatanist @kianawhite

2272 Comments
@gaby0322

@gaby0322
@shreyaaaaaat LOL

@erickaa.hh

@erickaa.hh
@ciscovqz I'M DYING

@tnyhsprd

@tnyhsprd
@andi_benz This is so funny

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Not but 30 seconds after arriving on the plane, a quick glance to my right revealed this seafoam sapiens breathing heavily and scrambling for her phone. Little lady must've thought, just because her phone matched her shirt, that I wouldn't detect her desperate photos. Firstly, my vision is based on fear, and I saw you right away. Second, nay.
The victim: @tater_tots15 claimed it was a "tie." Her innocent account name perfectly reflects how violently she lost. She posted a picture of our duel, in which my debonair gait and relaxed posture so too reflects how prepared I was for her ludicrous display of #AeronauticArseholery. My Cheshire grin must have scared the other passengers, and I was quickly escorted off the plane for being #TooDamnBomb #cameraduels

Normal / 1 years age

48236 Likes

@jj.aazz.04 @jade_arsenault @gigisymone @susana.serrot

2898 Comments
@lillirj

@lillirj
Dieser Account ist so genial @muriel.herrmann

@fatema__attarwala

@fatema__attarwala
maNn this guy is so special @kinza_ghanchi

@kinza_ghanchi

@kinza_ghanchi
ohemgee this whole page is abt fan pix damn wot a guyy @fatema__attarwala

@kiran.renduchintala

@kiran.renduchintala
I'm dying of laughter.....πŸ˜‚

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Who would have thought, the mother with child, would have prioritized taking our picture over steadying her baby's carriage on a moving train? I did. I would have thought.
Firstly, her child is too young for The Street Life of Shaq and Kobe, so we all know she was taking that picture for herself. Unless of course she was making a long term investment, banking on the baby enjoying the show when #it grows up. #ItsCalledInvesting. Trying to be sneaky, she made the number 1 rookie mistake, #Flash. My poor, helpless, innocent, virgin brother was caught in the middle of our duel. You can see the fear in his eyes and the determination in mine, both being trumped by the look of shame in hers. #cameraduels #BabyOnBoard #FamilyDrama #TheStreetLifeOfShaqAndKobe

Normal / 1 years age

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@itsmeeks.vh_x @othe_hoe20 @marmocholi @denise4073

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@xthisistessx

@xthisistessx
Account and descriptions are so amazing tbh πŸ˜…@emmiiiii_r

@melancholyjoy

@melancholyjoy
@baneful_

@kurcsik_katica

@kurcsik_katica
@orjovics_julia ezt a profilt olvasd el xdddd #pasid

@danapusateri

@danapusateri
I literally cannot stop laughing. He is hilarious @rachel_dotson @anna_shala @morgannborkowski @annie.dugan @alexandra_arnone


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"I just don't wanna be in the picture" she said, saddened by the fact that she was now collateral damage. Vengeance was the only thing on my mind, the lady's honor depended on it. I was in no mood for photos...I had a different kind of ammo for this. Sometimes a duel asks for a new kind of approach, and so a video was appropriate.
The poor duelist signaled game on by screaming a whisper into her companion's face. This was shortly followed by a giggle, one that was enough to make a hyena jealous. The male companion grabbed his floppy hat and smiled nervously. This is when she fired the first couple shots. Thankfully (and "unfortunately" if we're being politically correct) the crowded subway goers took the shots for me. Necessary casualties. Now is when the video began, panic already sewn through the entire car with multiple people's photos already taken. Let the duelists' final expressions tell you who won. #cameraduels #SubwayShowdown #streetfighter #video #ManyFramesOfShame
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Also, I started another Instagram account: @sprousemasterworks
Lets just say it's dedicated to the drawn art pieces from the sprouse fanbase. If you like camera_duels, you'll enjoy it. Or maybe you won't, either way #IWillStillSleepAtNight #TLDR

Normal / 1 years age

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@ariana_ang99 @neuzacordeiro @aimeviana @kianawhite

939 Comments
@_tho.m

@_tho.m
@g0zmit LOOK AT THIS SHIT

@dianengo

@dianengo
@genevanguyenn LOOK AT EVERYTHING HE IS GENIUS.

@mecheambrona

@mecheambrona
Don't understand:(

@alishax0

@alishax0
@starstateofmind

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#cameraduels #camera_duels #MechanicallyMischievous
Look upon it, do you see? This is the venomous face of mischief incarnate. I've decided to zoom this picture into, what may be, an uncomfortable proximity of this boy's head. It does serve a purpose though, and I wanted you all to plainly see what a duel looks like from a contestant around 16yo. They all do this exact face, and I don't often paint with such a large brush, but Instagram is a place for generalizations.
Lets break it down mechanically. Chin down, eradicated by the skin of the neck. Nostrils flared in an ape-like message of passion. Cheeks bulging with rotten words. Eyes half closed after a session of frantic blinking. And, of course, the smile, that damned thing, illuminating an upper jaw triumphing over its defeat of the lower.
Mania, pure insanity. What scared me the most, however, was how this kid looked like he could've been a younger sibling. How often have I made this face?

Normal / 2 years age

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@valentina_albornoz_15 @munchsterrr @myra.chris @roosremijn

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@mayawilferness

@mayawilferness
@andhenne this account is gold

@alexia_rros

@alexia_rros
TIAAAS US ACURDEU?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @marinajabato1 @claudiiacoro

@gigisymone

@gigisymone
This is my new favorite thing. Thank you for sharing this with the world Cole

@sinta.rrrama

@sinta.rrrama
Nyong be 16 kang

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#cameraduels #camera_duels #ATrick #AngerCafe #Caf'anger "Don't worry, I won't post this photo" I told him lokinously. Yet even with glasses he didn't see through my illusion.
Behold his defeat!
His friend, the girl honking her vocals on the right, knew he was bested, and tickled by the event I quivered with a publicly pleasant rage. Winners write the events in history, and this duel has forever been etched on virtual stone.

Normal / 2 years age

23234 Likes

@_elliebritton_ @cooljoshdun @e.bradnova @x__.alien.__x

979 Comments
@kspearmann

@kspearmann
pls view this whole account @peymp @laurenebrooks

@madynlewis

@madynlewis
@et_phone_home_bitch is this AP?

@saalx

@saalx
Hahahahha check dit account, held @floredeswart

@_emmiilyy_

@_emmiilyy_
Look at his bio πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @erikgonzalezz10

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#cameraduels #camera_duels #TheOtherSideOfTheDuel

So you babblers keep asking for "MOAR PICS OF YOUR FAISE!" My consistent brushing off of these remarks hasn't worked, so I'll answer your desperate requests in a rarified but relevant way.
I don't take photos of my face because that goes directly against the point, artistic and functional, of this account -plus EVERYONE else on instagram, aside from the frenchbulldog owners, gives you the same exact thing...hoards of selfies, so why should I?-. This photo, however, fits both the needs of my cooing populace and the requirements of my account.
This is a photo of me winning a duel. You can tell I'm winning because I'm smiling maliciously, a response of second nature to me now. I remember who took this photo actually, a young girl sitting next to her young, skateboarding boyfriend. Both of them #ReekedOfPatchouli. They must have thought themselves quick, not evidently quick enough. At least she didn't try to shoot me in the back like most of the other NYU arrivals. #ShootingTheBackIsNotADuel #eatyourveggies #brushyourteeth #gotobedataresponsiblehour

Normal / 2 years age

37620 Likes

@amie.you @fiorella_caruso @trolls_des_images @kaarlitaa20

1402 Comments
@idontknowgoogleit

@idontknowgoogleit
I want oneeeeeee

@mackenzy03

@mackenzy03
I don't and will never post pictures of my face either

@cold.sprouts

@cold.sprouts
Hey, do you have recent victories on a camera duel? Seems like you have lost so many times, for I am seeing so many pictures of you without your knowing.

@melissa_kalan

@melissa_kalan
taylor swift is that u @joey.dagher

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#cameraduels #camera_duels #AStirringInTheEast
New semester has started up at NYU and that means the arriving class is getting younger and younger. For people of a more social inclination this would be a good thing, as a new crowd means new friends!... Yet, for people like me, palid and tempered by the hammer of a desktop computer and eyes blackened by late nights in Skyrim, younger crowds mean more duels.
Upon review of my past battles, it seems the majority of my duelists are Asian. I don't know if this is because of the large population of the Asian community at NYU (or any university for that matter), or that my giggles are so kawaii that easterners gravitate towards my camera like satellites. Either way, the fear is real.
This young asian woman, the one with water spouting from her skull like the drool from Dylan's mouth, tried to catch my entire party off guard. If it weren't for the quickness of my draw, she might have caught me mid bite. She failed, and to make her defeat worse, I was drinking Japanese green tea. #FueledByHerAncestorsDrinkOfChoice

Normal / 2 years age

26009 Likes

@rmluv1d424 @j.art_03_ @_kawegrein @bbypeachhes

1202 Comments
@yimxng

@yimxng
@adriel_tjs05 his giggles are so kawaii hahahahahahahah

@adriel_tjs05

@adriel_tjs05
@yimxng Hahahaha it's up to us next to take a pic of him

@katelynrunzi

@katelynrunzi
@macyhill_72

@annarose726

@annarose726
@emilytrebas the end is the best

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#cameraduels #camera_duels #Germany #flippenfloppen #derOopsideDownLand #itsaGermanWord

Oh look, what a standard technique they employed to try and catch me off guard. I'll just casually swing my phone in my hand while walking...but wait, I wasn't just swinging my phone, I was actually taking your picture, single handed.
My mamba-like agility is what keeps me ahead of your photo shenanigans.
They tried, they lost. Look at their sad German expressions. One might say I found shadenfreude. #BabiesOnTrial #GitErDone
You guys may wonder "Cole, why don't you post more often?" It's simple guys. I don't waste all my time on this website filled with people so vain, that they serve as a highway for my bad blood.
Cholesterol problems you see. #GottaEatSomeCheerios

Normal / 2 years age

20466 Likes

@123crazypurple_cado @erikakutuzov @the_most_effective_one @chicken.veggies88

614 Comments
@ohhdiego

@ohhdiego
@r_roza24

@shanigold

@shanigold
#deroopsidedownland @danielle.tfs this dude is gold

@danielle.tfs

@danielle.tfs
@shanigold "one might say I found Schadenfreude" I CAN'T

@annarose726

@annarose726
@emilytrebas the end again

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#camera_duels #Bulgaria #RageUnending #neversafe

Look at this shit.
See these kids? I did too. Apparently someone caught me dueling a two children...what have I become? That may look like a smile on my face but don't be fooled, thats pure anger of a 24karat composition. My trip to Bulgaria taught me that Bulgarians really don't give a damn. The men: built like boulders on Popsicle sticks (always skipping leg day). The women: all babushkas in training. Thankfully the archaeological site was fun... if you like working outside and filter feeding manure through a sheet of dust...archaeological Darwinism, the strong survive.

But seriously, Bulgaria, say hello to Asiz, I'll be back soon

Normal / 2 years age

43384 Likes

@bxarryallen @villalblahblah @lavanya19 @pooklaq

1983 Comments
@el3xna

@el3xna
Babushkas hahahahahah

@crinahem

@crinahem
@bianca.am A FOST IN BULGARIA

@bianca.am

@bianca.am
@crinahem OMGGGG DC NU AICI LA NOI

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#cameraduels #camera_duels #TheElusivePink #SuccubineGiggling . Usually the first signs of a duel, there are tell-tale environmental cues to alert one that a battle has started. First comes the wheezing, followed by a toyota giggle that would make the most stubborn of drivers switch lanes. Next comes the religious whispers -the plotting to go through with the sin. Then, the hiding of one's self, and finally the snap of the picture.
LET ME TELL YOU HOW WELL I KNOW THIS PROCESS. I know it so well, i go through the all the steps before i go to bed at night.
This girl might have succeeded if it weren't for her loudly colored, pink iphone case. The slow, awkward lean behind your mother didn't hide your defeat. #IFeedOnLoss

Normal / 3 years age

23107 Likes

@zoehibbertxx @arlettegabriela @valeriamf13 @veneflorae

971 Comments
@lanastagramless

@lanastagramless
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @valentinastagramxd

@chxscake

@chxscake
She's so simply wise πŸ˜‚

@naomi.walkerr

@naomi.walkerr
@mollycarre he had an account where he takes photos of people taking photos of him

@faithinchrist_14

@faithinchrist_14
@m.ikaelaa look at the captions on this pageπŸ˜‚

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#cameraduels #goodform #justkiddingfuckyou Outside, drinking coffee, look up, dischick. Her and her mother posed perfectly with me conveniently in the middle their two heads. While my first instinct was to drop trow and show them the ole gibbous, I figured you guys would enjoy a photo more. Good try ladies

Normal / 3 years age

16952 Likes

@melissahellen @aaaad_15 @paris_pmc @safya_the_brave

394 Comments
@andrea_mcfee

@andrea_mcfee
@brianne.ghuman @meaghanmcfee read this

@meaghanmcfee

@meaghanmcfee
@andrea_mcfee I don't get it 😁

@gabriellerome

@gabriellerome
@annieromee

@kmyoshizawa

@kmyoshizawa
@jamesyoshizawa read

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80k followers! Wow 80k more people who now try to take secret photos of me on the street! Yay? Did my Instagram backfire? Have I actually stoked the flame rather than douse it? No matte, I'll duel all of you if need be. This kid thought he was reaaaaal slick from 2 feet away. Tip- if you wanna avoid attention, don't lock with my eyes and drop your mouth.- When he took the photo, he let out a call that sounded a lot like a gibbon's mating ritual. Secrecy is what will lead you to victory in a duel, not impassioned primate squealing.

Normal / 3 years age

18888 Likes

@stale.hope @weeklyalyssa @dulces_sweets @layla._.da._.pomegranate

618 Comments
@irenemt_

@irenemt_
@lauramartint_ lee la biografΓ­a πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ este hombre

@defendolled

@defendolled
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@nadinerahim

@nadinerahim
@ivebeenoutofmymind THIS ACCOUNT

@charlotte.skipp

@charlotte.skipp
@pimples_betterthanyou this account is gold

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#cameraduels #scope #animatedcats #thecamerasutra Judging by the hello kitty briefcase I'm going to guess and say that (a) this man has a daughter or (b) he has an unhealthy infatuation with cartoon cats and Disney channel (a fetish in its own right). I was asked how I knew this man was taking a photo of me. No one, not a single person, casually looks at their phone at that angle. Directly in front of the face, looking right into the screen, but 2 inches from the nose, this is a clear photo taking position. If you're holding your phone like this and aren't taking a picture you're going blind, hate to break it to you, you don't even need to see a doctor, I can diagnose you.

Normal / 3 years age

19492 Likes

@shanikanarcisse @misadventuresoftree @okayvivian @douche.wagon

620 Comments
@sandytromp

@sandytromp
@celineelize read e caption y dsp wak full e accπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@ash.273

@ash.273
This caption is everything

@charlottegraham_xx

@charlottegraham_xx
@georgiamorrell

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#cameraduels #playingaDS #persuAsians #pastapocalypse #mommyshome last night I had a dream I lost a camera duel, that's how I knew it was a dream. I'm back from my hiatus away from dueling. I was waterfall training up in the Sierra mountains, perfecting my camera techniques and growing an even more beautiful head of hair. THIS CHICK RIGHT HERE THO, tried to snap one of me eating some noodles. I flipped the table and threw noodles everywhere. Pastapocalypse was brought down upon her. She didn't know that ramen, to me, is like spinach to popeye. No but seriously she looked genuinely upset that she couldn't prepare for her big debut on my Instagram. That's whatcha get.

Normal / 3 years age

17817 Likes

@kate_doolittle @chxscake @jasm_inz @k_fllexing

662 Comments
@kierpolicarpio

@kierpolicarpio
@weenaczarinamae vhe! may naalala ako...halata nga ata tlga ko non ahahahaha

@weenaczarinamae

@weenaczarinamae
@kierpolicarpio Hahahaha sabi ko sayo eh. Bigla bigla kasi yubg lingon mo! Hahahhaha

@ame.ricana

@ame.ricana
Pastapocalyse

@faithhjoannaa

@faithhjoannaa
Look at this account πŸ˜‚ @kelleehuston

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#cameraduels #camouflage #notblendingin With almost no time to react, just as I take a seat on the subway I'm stirred by the sounds of elderly bickering. I look up to see, not two older folk, but two young people wrestling over a phone. Turns out they were fighting over who got to take a 'sneaky' shot. His camouflage didn't help him in the slightest. Perhaps it was the woman sitting next to him who, after the tussle, had thrown her legs on him in lusty defeat, but the the man seemed greatly bothered by something. Likely my victorious shit-eating grin.

Normal / 3 years age

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@beatriz.dinizz @dulces_sweets @mspriveloso @crystelle_dance_0401

929 Comments
@brendaspersonal

@brendaspersonal
THIS IS SO FUNNY

@fredmail

@fredmail
@rainxbows.smile it's not that serious jeez just enjoy the captions and laugh

@cm_darbypoodle

@cm_darbypoodle
@ipitch4softball98 Scroll through this page. It's Cole Sprouse's pic duals

@l.iiiv

@l.iiiv
@ross_w_ this account is funny

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#cameraduels #bigtroubleinchinatown #chinesesurprise
While eating with my family, and to my surprise, a waiter (our trusted waiter) had descended upon us weapon in hand. He took out my brother, necessary casualty, and proceeded to try and capture my soul along with him. "Not on this day!" I howled, snapping a photo quicker than lightning. Afterwards, he tried to engage in conversation using some dialogue that certainly wasn't human. I'm keeping my lens cap off whenever I enter that place from now on.
Some of you may be wondering, "what did you do to piss off tumblr Cole?" I met them all in person and insulted their respective family lineages, betraying the trust I gained by meeting them all face to face. Don't worry, they are the people I take photos of in this Instagram...well maybe not the older Chinese waiters but you get the implication

Normal / 3 years age

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@paolagonzalezh1 @kait.swan @dreannejulia @uhleeshuhhh

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@cammy.mc

@cammy.mc
Cole is just you if you were famous, I swear πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @aislingxrose

@michellemazzy

@michellemazzy
@michelllle.lynn just go through all these please

@vicent_betxii

@vicent_betxii
@joan_betxi @carlossaura_99 @zaframario8 @sergioadsu @darchelos99 toni pitarch cuan era mes jove

@hendricks_5

@hendricks_5
I wish I was famous enough for this @holly.kassa

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#cameraduels #thaicuisine #padtiminglady #bigguns
In the game of camera dueling, the heavier and more expensive the weapon, the slower and more obvious the draw. I heard and saw this woman ages before she was ready to take the shot, not to mention, she forgot to turn the flash off (I have another photo in which I caught the flash). Forgetting to remove the flash is baby's first mistake, comparable only to an extremely loud shutter. Always the signs of a novice, a large camera has all these aforementioned problems +, and is never the good way to go. Can't I eat my pad Thai in peace? :)

Normal / 3 years age

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@kate_doolittle @chxscake @cm_darbypoodle @melttheice

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@nyc.ashley

@nyc.ashley
I see you... I think

@ridge.gel

@ridge.gel
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜„

@drtywater

@drtywater
Teach me how you do it. All your tricks

@nicoledallis

@nicoledallis
@bellasibthorpe_ Can't I eat my pad Thai in peace? :)

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#cameraduels #quiveringrage #familyportrait #tablefullofgibbons
If you had any previous doubt whether or not people were ACTUALLY taking my photo, this should solve it. The girl, probably around 9, got out her camera phone and then, encouraged by her entire table, proceeded to fire off shot after shot in my direction. I'll let you guys pull at all the atrocities in the previous sentence. After she had finished, she looked at me vacantly, turned her nose upward so I could see her mucus, and grunted in a phacochoerus fashion. Goog that word if you don't know it.

Normal / 3 years age

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@aaaad_15 @paris_pmc @chalangsanders_ @kate_doolittle

582 Comments
@thehighwarlock

@thehighwarlock
I can't stop laughing I swear to god cole @mccallmetrash

@khanyi_bunny

@khanyi_bunny
@_hannahchappel_ just stalk this account I'm dying πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@radafk

@radafk
This one is my favorite!

@emchiladaaaaa

@emchiladaaaaa
@linn09 I love this account