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Taking the day to himself

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19459 Likes

@teddell @nasstaja @biskit2203 @lauraaleee

149 Comments
@julescage1

@julescage1
Takin a Vaca from the Che-Che!

@smrivera1076

@smrivera1076
So cute!!! Look at that face!!!

@puneetkd

@puneetkd
@jessicagrewal_ @tania_1028 what I feel like lol

@missjaimieanne

@missjaimieanne
@jonnyboyy he's like Kona!!

@jonnyboyy

@jonnyboyy
@missjaimieanne he looks exactly like kona

@lorismith65

@lorismith65
Did you slip him some Xanax?

@ilanityosef

@ilanityosef
😍😍

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Swung into ocean to breast stroke my way to Sydney opera house. November 20th. I'll see you there. Come be with me! 😷

Normal / 1 days ago

19972 Likes

@mommymoya @val7val7val @ofekmeoded @towelind

151 Comments
@thechristygirl

@thechristygirl
You are soooooo brave!!!!! I love seeing all of your awesome adventures!!!!

@macydavis

@macydavis
Ahhhh I want to!! Tickets are expensive though 😁

@jnnyg65

@jnnyg65
You know there are sharks all around Australia, right Chelsea? If Jaws and Apocalypse Now taught us nothing else, it was never get out of the boat.

@bigchief919

@bigchief919
Always having a good time. Keep it crazy. That's my bitch.

@blanaidmehigan

@blanaidmehigan
It's time for Chelsea to get a man

@trangthetroll

@trangthetroll
wish I could meet her.....im older...47...little rough but doable.......i promise not to talk or make weird noises for six months...and I have a battery operated laughing box for bedside to keep it all realistic and not serious:)

@alexis_marie_173

@alexis_marie_173
@jordalena27 picture goals

@mff23

@mff23
U should of did it naked @chelseahandler


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15864 Likes

@aliciaa_mariie @rachellerenee_r @val7val7val @noon3110

1235 Comments
@s_713

@s_713
@justfor_hicks

@marilynmooo

@marilynmooo
@thejaxamazing @lovelybri_xoxo

@marilynmooo

@marilynmooo
@i_sabels

@thatjewblake

@thatjewblake
@flohammed @ericarter1 bucket list

@stephenmontanio

@stephenmontanio
@x_files_ lol yes! Any day😜

@shelbiearp

@shelbiearp
@hi_imcora

@hi_imcora

@hi_imcora
@shelbiearp hahaha

@emilyschmidt07

@emilyschmidt07
@aidanfaminoff

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I didn't even know my dogs had been saving.

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24344 Likes

@hollylegare @carlosam1979 @allyezoop @jvink

266 Comments
@megannaryy

@megannaryy
Lmaoo @jenni_leigh06

@oc2sjc

@oc2sjc
@nyleschafhauser another Piaggio fan

@hola1026

@hola1026
Joan Rivers is THE queen.

@amandine.azran

@amandine.azran
@hrrrrrthrrrr when Steve does this dad will be 😍

@rachelfeeney

@rachelfeeney
@brianarichard

@love_tka

@love_tka
@k_knapp11 haha

@savleeaus

@savleeaus
@livvvaustin


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LA pride

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12478 Likes

@frances_75 @gmari775 @andreaolekass @youngsugar

262 Comments
@lynn_122

@lynn_122
Where is jus harness?

@lindy.anna.jones

@lindy.anna.jones
@foodtraveldog I think you should star following Chelsea Handler. She reminds me of you.

@justjive

@justjive
You so silly,I gotta love ya @chelseahandler

@cyndog58

@cyndog58
This dog is just plane awesome & so stinkin cute!

@cyndog58

@cyndog58
Oops guess I can't spell "plain"

@melaania

@melaania
@vgriz

@tessareynosa

@tessareynosa
@meganreynosa 911

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Chunk going down on me @balletbodies. The family that works out together, burns calories together.

Normal / 6 days ago

16078 Likes

@teerue @zarrywoaaaaaahhhhhhbrackett30 @gmari775 @tabbysonya

215 Comments
@thestylesoiree

@thestylesoiree
My ballet body involves vomiting. This helped induce it πŸ˜‚

@ssabo28

@ssabo28
@meg_gilbert26 πŸ’š Chunk!!!!

@meg_gilbert26

@meg_gilbert26
@ssabo28 I know! Didn't I already tag you in this? I meant to!

@massagewellnesslife

@massagewellnesslife
Dude I love you!!! I hope to meet you one day!!!!

@goomba212

@goomba212
You need a workout you fat fugly cunt

@hola1026

@hola1026
Joan Rivers is THE queen.

@teresamitchell

@teresamitchell
@curtissnyder

@lmkart44

@lmkart44
-- the caption πŸ™ˆ #snackbar

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One has the nose of a Jew and the other looks like he got smacked in the ace with a frying pan. #sense of smell

Normal / 6 days ago

21300 Likes

@mzcaramelkizzez @chloe_nev @idealperception @patenmarrazzo

237 Comments
@shelbymcourtney

@shelbymcourtney
@tinamcourtney

@karri_i

@karri_i
@kristy_i

@serenasneeringer

@serenasneeringer
Awe.... Cute!

@angtrillina

@angtrillina
@quiquemarquez

@jennlove20

@jennlove20
@alannalove92

@alexandrakafant_

@alexandrakafant_
Wassup @miss_i84

@vicnals

@vicnals
@e_reddy_ omg soooo cute!!!

@missjaimieanne

@missjaimieanne
@jonnyboyy those eyes!!

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Me and my Moroccan hair doo doo doopsy doer. #ayahuasca

Normal / 1 weeks ago

12560 Likes

@notime_4fakes @daaisxo @sam_thg_hp @gustavods10

80 Comments
@stellamarie77

@stellamarie77
Im wearing those wkout pants right now @chelseahandler

@rime_alali

@rime_alali
@meryem_fariss @aichawk

@t_n_f_

@t_n_f_
I would love to send you a hand beaded mini skirt! Each skirt is named after a village I'm Africa. Once a skirt is purchased a percentage of the proceeds go to that village. πŸ’—

@ear5680

@ear5680
H morning if u stop reading this you will die tonight my name is Ryan and I'm 12 years old and I'm already dead I had no friends.if you don't post this on 20 pictures you will die at exactly 11:59pm.Dont believe me, a guy named jake read this and laughed, later that night I took a knife out of his kitchen and stabbed him to death and you don't want to be like jake do you? A girl named Sandra read this post and posted 10 .Silly girl.Later she saw me and ran to her grandmothers house and asked to go to the restroom but guess what? I was already there. Now she is in a coma. A smart boy posted 20 and the next day he won the lottery and his girlfriend said yes go marriage. 0=death 10=coma 20=something good happens to you

@dcmaagma

@dcmaagma
@chelseahandler I'm watching your Biography show right now. Good stuff. ..an insight into how you've become this icon!!!β˜† you go girl!

@hola1026

@hola1026
Joan Rivers is THE queen.

@tierneyjamie83

@tierneyjamie83
@chelseahandler god I wanna eat ur snatch! #PuffyPussy πŸ‘…πŸ’¦

@amandine.azran

@amandine.azran
@hrrrrrthrrrr

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They bought me my own harness #netflix

Lo-fi / 1 weeks ago

22382 Likes

@nathaniel.rodriguez13 @gustavods10 @samanthamae2 @janet482

123 Comments
@them_ikeyramos

@them_ikeyramos
Damm Chelsea, me and Chuy and i both could of taught you broken English, J/K, LAWL!!

@pearldj

@pearldj
So besides the taped show in Chicago what else can we watch any live tapings in LA?

@sdeverian

@sdeverian
Your special is awesome.

@esisto0

@esisto0
Old fart bitch

@wathiaz

@wathiaz
Bitch .!

@ear5680

@ear5680
H morning if u stop reading this you will die tonight my name is Ryan and I'm 12 years old and I'm already dead I had no friends.if you don't post this on 20 pictures you will die at exactly 11:59pm.Dont believe me, a guy named jake read this and laughed, later that night I took a knife out of his kitchen and stabbed him to death and you don't want to be like jake do you? A girl named Sandra read this post and posted 10 .Silly girl.Later she saw me and ran to her grandmothers house and asked to go to the restroom but guess what? I was already there. Now she is in a coma. A smart boy posted 20 and the next day he won the lottery and his girlfriend said yes go marriage. 0=death 10=coma 20=something good happens to you

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This is a woman taking the potatoes off my plate in madrid. #carb loading

Normal / 1 weeks ago

12622 Likes

@tubbybuns @katherinalcequiez @stuffyluffy @freebirdest777

176 Comments
@dutyswaq

@dutyswaq
http://www.datpiff.com/Duty-SwaQ-Cod-call-Of-Duty-mixtape.629212.html πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

@roccovalluzzi

@roccovalluzzi
I heard you were french kissing your male stewardess on the flight over...

@rachel_lee803

@rachel_lee803
These guys are fucking idiots ^^^ if you weren't kissing your male stewardess Id be utterly disappointed in you

@mcafeestyle

@mcafeestyle
Steward^^^

@megvaleri

@megvaleri
@rachel_lee803 my thoughts exactly.

@sumordah

@sumordah
You're so funny

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What 50 cent saw in me.

X-Pro II / 1 weeks ago

35568 Likes

@zarrywoaaaaaahhhhhhbrackett30 @beccabomb18 @stephanievetero @cedjh11

1853 Comments
@k8slons

@k8slons
@jcarden10j this statue is totally your style....if only the model was a 10 and not a DC 4

@michaelplovnick

@michaelplovnick
@johnninia id pipe

@heyana3

@heyana3
@arodmontoya looook who has an Instagram! :D

@sabidahbi

@sabidahbi
@thanasblvd

@karlee_saunders

@karlee_saunders
@dick_velvet

@meetmiami13

@meetmiami13
@she's ready

@kristy_ehmer

@kristy_ehmer
@weaponx91314 lmfao

@freeman2

@freeman2
@hila__ru lolz

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Thank you @stellamccartney for my Netflix debut negligee and bag. Letterman tonight, then Netflix. Happy to be home.

Amaro / 1 weeks ago

20986 Likes

@gustavods10 @kerrybarnes20 @bradensdh @zarrywoaaaaaahhhhhhbrackett30

373 Comments
@7soto7

@7soto7
For a minute there i thought i was looking at P. Arquete

@ticbrickcity

@ticbrickcity
I LOVE U#!!!πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ’–πŸ’•πŸ’“CHELSEA

@jihadgerminskyjr5

@jihadgerminskyjr5
Woman like u it's ME 1 kind of ANIMAL or a REAL ANIMAL or a MADE UP AFRICANA ANIMAL now I got rid of those DINOSAURS and THIS is a PROBLEM not!

@jjeremy91

@jjeremy91
So sexy

@davidjh7319

@davidjh7319
Pretty lady!!

@goomba212

@goomba212
Wtf are you wearing. You ugly cunt

@hola1026

@hola1026
Joan Rivers: you look like S***

@puckjhix

@puckjhix
ug life

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I can’t be racist – my dog is an Asian/Jewish crossbreed. My new stand up special #UgandaBeKiddingMe is #NowOnNetflix http://nflx.it/Zuwlmv

Normal / 1 weeks ago

23281 Likes

@frances_75 @gmari775 @ryancadeau17 @theman327282

1313 Comments
@jai_nyce

@jai_nyce
πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚Lmao

@old_soul83

@old_soul83
It was awesome. I laughed so hard.

@bobbielynnt

@bobbielynnt
Fucking loved it @chelseahandler !

@damonkmorgan

@damonkmorgan
Probably the funniest shit I've heard since delirious @megcrowe91

@megcrowe91

@megcrowe91
@damonkmorgan fiiine I'll watch it

@4rhonz

@4rhonz
@essay03 lmao

@gmari775

@gmari775
I love it!!! Your super funny @chelseahandler the best β™‘

@theman327282

@theman327282
I love it it's sooooooo funny

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This is who they assigned me at the Genius Bar.

Amaro / 1 weeks ago

26048 Likes

@cstrickland43 @afterimage_ @nataliaelish @artirughani

1294 Comments
@damaris_bennett

@damaris_bennett
@jacqpot324

@calisgreenqueen

@calisgreenqueen
@colonialponytail

@emmasassoon

@emmasassoon
@laurencantor

@laurencantor

@laurencantor
Starting them young. Chels will probs steal a few to be her little elf workers @emmasassoon

@mforenza119

@mforenza119
@rosieforenza

@hrrrrrthrrrr

@hrrrrrthrrrr
@amandine.azran

@k8slons

@k8slons
@scottieoh32 this guy is likely better than Jorge

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Look at the Jew I found on the way to my bank. #i love Irving azoff.

Valencia / 1 weeks ago

18267 Likes

@bermudezninoska @xperientialknowledge @yourstrulymichelle_ @sydniclaires

263 Comments
@blanaidmehigan

@blanaidmehigan
That Jew ain't comfortable hanging near your chest

@cstark90

@cstark90
@lisjoy @queenofthestreets #i Celebrities: they're just like all the other idiots on Instagram

@queenofthestreets

@queenofthestreets
You remembered πŸ’•πŸ’• @cstark90

@lisjoy

@lisjoy
@cstark90 #i #i #i @queenofthestreets

@lisjoy

@lisjoy
@cstark90 @queenofthestreets #usparty

@queenofthestreets

@queenofthestreets
#the #best #party @cstark90 @lisjoy

@lisjoy

@lisjoy
#what %party #who %party #us %party @cstark90 @queenofthestreets

@vibratehollywood

@vibratehollywood
@chelseahandler a Jew?! at the bank?! Hmm, were you at every bank everywhere?

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You want to ignore me when I get home? Suck on this, chunk. And don't pretend you're not on Instagram.

Hudson / 1 weeks ago

29814 Likes

@mylifeislibby @gmari775 @sexonfirekb @gu.siqueira

318 Comments
@rich_belot

@rich_belot
😍

@cstna

@cstna
@kathrynroserose haha

@yourhealthinmotion

@yourhealthinmotion
@shaud_i @norajzoma

@t_n_f_

@t_n_f_
I would love to send you a hand beaded mini skirt! Each skirt is named after a village I'm Africa. Once a skirt is purchased a percentage of the proceeds go to that village. πŸ’—

@loxx1001

@loxx1001
@cjaynex3

@l_4five9

@l_4five9
#ChelseaHandlerElizabethBanksRtwins

@jennlove20

@jennlove20
@alannalove92

@freebirdest777

@freebirdest777
You look great!!

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I just ran into Chuy's sister in Chinatown.

Normal / 2 weeks ago

26352 Likes

@bojangles813 @gustavods10 @kerrybarnes20 @campanita82

723 Comments
@ximenaarivas

@ximenaarivas
@therawboy

@cadicke

@cadicke
@mawee_clay

@andres_felipe58

@andres_felipe58
@tatoparralopez @lauragomez98 su mama si le gusta coger camino

@cagninja

@cagninja
@vicmaundrell

@freebirdest777

@freebirdest777
Where's Chuy? Miss the dynamic duo

@tawtionnejones

@tawtionnejones
I fuckin love you @chelseahandler πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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In my new Netflix office getting de-kardashianiazed.

Normal / 2 weeks ago

25802 Likes

@t0nig0m3z @ambyleann @gu.siqueira @apernii

539 Comments
@vibratehollywood

@vibratehollywood
De-kardashianized, ahh you must have bought that from Bruce Jenners website, good for u

@alexxxandrak

@alexxxandrak
Let's please do this for the entire mankind. Including their ignorant spouses and anyone affiliated. Quarantine them all.

@naomisview

@naomisview
@sandrix7 hahahahaha

@genesis2920

@genesis2920
@_blazingbeautyx

@latelier_margaux_jewelry

@latelier_margaux_jewelry
#yes hahaaaaaa!!!!

@dsminla

@dsminla
#lifesupportsystemforavagina πŸ˜‚

@nikiconnor

@nikiconnor
@queeniekathleen πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@queeniekathleen

@queeniekathleen
she makes me laugh!!πŸŽ‰πŸ‘πŸ’‹πŸ˜˜πŸ‘β€ΌοΈπŸ˜ƒ

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Drunk and disorderly

Amaro / 2 weeks ago

27952 Likes

@teresamitchell @youbster @kiddo2021 @mmfig138

621 Comments
@juicyjayss

@juicyjayss
Hahah OMG why is she soooo funnnnnnyyy LOL @kik0403

@kelseylatta9

@kelseylatta9
@rachygirly4 this is her ha

@rachygirly4

@rachygirly4
@kelseylatta9 I'm about to follow her!

@awanner2

@awanner2
@kendrapolefrone us on the daily

@kendrapolefrone

@kendrapolefrone
@awanner2 we don't even need alcohol........ Yes we do

@teresamitchell

@teresamitchell
@curtissnyder

@lindseydelrey_

@lindseydelrey_
@hausoffafa

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I just beat nadal on his own court. #pouissou

Amaro / 2 weeks ago

12952 Likes

@cagninja @giusantoro @fernanferu @christianbby

83 Comments
@asortizza

@asortizza
I Miss U!

@she100

@she100
Can't wait to hear you on xm radio

@heidioneida

@heidioneida
Where's your head girl??? LOL. Seriously? # chelseahandler

@akmaloney

@akmaloney
omg ! @wengchung is she for real?

@keixyap

@keixyap
@kyayap

@nickovic_

@nickovic_
@nikeboy89 πŸ˜‚

@swapnilppatil

@swapnilppatil
Is this tennis or ballet??

@fernando.fernandez1

@fernando.fernandez1
@mars0079 q chingona vistaaa

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I did it. 10,000 leagues under the equator

Normal / 2 weeks ago

18149 Likes

@zachpincus @anna_conti_ @sydniclaires @kevinkewan

123 Comments
@delisa_w

@delisa_w
Did you find Nemo 🐠

@julescage1

@julescage1
Shark eat slut.

@ultra_glam_gal

@ultra_glam_gal
You go @chelseahandler girl!!! Your a pilot. ..now licensed scuba diver....you made your show on e your BITCH...now netflex....what else is left ? U made this world your BITCH U DID IT ...u go girl!

@noonanrubick

@noonanrubick
Congratulations @chelseahandler !! Getting scuba certified , which was really hard for me too, changed my life. Welcome to the tribe :-)

@jo_2572

@jo_2572
@lef_4life

@hiam_abdulrahim_kadri

@hiam_abdulrahim_kadri
@charifelkadri @gorillawarfare1948 @hemzy_elkadri @_felkadri I want to do this

@hemzy_elkadri

@hemzy_elkadri
@hiam_abdulrahim_kadri Kazab you would never do this

@gorillawarfare1948

@gorillawarfare1948
I did it @hiam_abdulrahim_kadri

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Don't you think this is a bit much for when I check into a hotel room that I've been to before. What the hell do they think I'm up to?

Normal / 3 weeks ago

12921 Likes

@teresamitchell @dariusajones @mauricya @janetnyameadom

362 Comments
@blanaidmehigan

@blanaidmehigan
Tequila slammers and a few organic dildos

@vibratehollywood

@vibratehollywood
"Oh she's coming, yes make sure she has the most acidic masturbation experience ever."

@vibratehollywood

@vibratehollywood
@chelseahandler πŸ†πŸ†πŸ‹πŸ‹

@eunicerivalta

@eunicerivalta
Those almost look like guavas

@j3louz1n3znv

@j3louz1n3znv
Lmfaoooooo @brittanydeluca

@gokcenamalgs

@gokcenamalgs
Cnm sen ayva gârmemişsin türkiyeye gel dağını serelim

@dabia_3

@dabia_3
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@marysedeliaa

@marysedeliaa
@chelseahandler some #KinkyAssShit that's what!! LMMFAO πŸ’‹πŸ’™


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My doc removing some coral someone stuck in my toe. If my feet could talk, they'd have their own show on e!

Normal / 3 weeks ago

7163 Likes

@dee_znutsz @mabussy @cookiemama71 @_nikki_11

175 Comments
@shanny805

@shanny805
@mackel017 ouch!

@navyusveteran

@navyusveteran
Next Joan Rivers on E! Lol

@starmonkey79

@starmonkey79
How much did you pay this guy? I'm sure someone on the plane could do it for free...or for some peanuts..

@julescage1

@julescage1
Leave it for good luck.

@tarlevine

@tarlevine
How'd we miss this @carlyweiss96

@malibu_koolkat

@malibu_koolkat
#campaignclintonfamilyteethwhitening

@breyerhorses4007

@breyerhorses4007
Y would you post this ?

@lesliepx

@lesliepx
Mmmmm reminds me of Pretzels . . .

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Separated for a month and when I return, he chooses food over me for the first time in our relationship. I fear I may have lost him forever.

Normal / 3 weeks ago

31014 Likes

@carofmontiel @campanita82 @savleeaus @idealperception

425 Comments
@kelloggsanscereal

@kelloggsanscereal
Bear dogs are the best dogs

@nataliebross

@nataliebross
@brosshopper

@muskaanali22

@muskaanali22
@danigmac this dog is such a cutie

@stephnedawn

@stephnedawn
@awyssawynne I want to cuddle this baby! Look at her other pics of him!

@brytttttt

@brytttttt
@willstillexists

@olivia_trainor

@olivia_trainor
@rebecca_hamilton3 that face

@toniwop

@toniwop
@charityann

@charityann

@charityann
@toniwop I saw him last night on her Netflix special!

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I'm zip lining my way back to America. It's the only way I travel

Normal / 4 weeks ago

19145 Likes

@favasq @kiddo2021 @sydgerd @sydniclaires

227 Comments
@graceslick77

@graceslick77
I hope no more broken things!!! :)))

@dandilionmiddleton

@dandilionmiddleton
@adammiddletonja

@dandilionmiddleton

@dandilionmiddleton
@adammiddletonharley

@ali_schwarz

@ali_schwarz
@adammiddletonja πŸ†’

@draybaebae

@draybaebae
@alexhuie same

@lampshadedoor

@lampshadedoor
@bcoldasice

@vibratehollywood

@vibratehollywood
Nobody's driving that boat

@blake_relentless91

@blake_relentless91
What does an average college student like me have to do to meet a high profile person like you?