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We'll be in Auckland nov 29th at the ASB THEATER. Go to chelsea handler.com for tickets

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@thebeau_thebritt @lightupcat @hannahamuny @originlil

170 Comments
@bratpac79

@bratpac79
U just started following @heathermcdonald now?? Wot the??

@rogerkerr1

@rogerkerr1
teaching to make the bed is the hard part

@queyeoh_gijon

@queyeoh_gijon
Please, tell us it's not you after a cheek surgery...;)

@julescage1

@julescage1
Pee on her side

@kaliherbert

@kaliherbert
My doggie has the same collar! So cute! Love dublin dog collars!

@kayty_7712

@kayty_7712
Shit on her pillow

@sssssamantha

@sssssamantha
@m_siroiss

@melimelogram

@melimelogram
post something already.

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Taking the day to himself

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21165 Likes

@mswitzer77 @sarahcarp5 @wyatthough @blissshannon

162 Comments
@chatoneloise

@chatoneloise
Trop chou

@needtohavefaith

@needtohavefaith
@tommypeeps 😍😍

@tommypeeps

@tommypeeps
He's just like little pookie @needtohavefaith

@lyd620

@lyd620
Why is Chunk pooped?

@mee_shull

@mee_shull
Hi good morning if you stop Reading this you will die tonight my name is Ryan and I am 12 years old and I am dead i had no friends. If you don't post this on 20 pictures you Will die tonight at exactly don't believe me a guy named jake read this and laughter after that Night i took a knife from the kitchen and stabbed him to death. You don't want to be like Jake do you? A Girl named Sandra read this and poster it on 10 silly girl. Later she saw me and ran to her grandmothers house and asked to go to the restroom but guess what i was here and now she's in a coma. A smart boy read this ad and posted this on 20 the next Day he won the lottery and his girlfriend Said yes to marriage. 0=death 10=coma 20=something good happens to you

@biabraga

@biabraga
@fefegmelo ta aquiii

@mase22795

@mase22795
Watching your special and loving the jokes, what kind of dog is he? @chelseahandler

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Swung into ocean to breast stroke my way to Sydney opera house. November 20th. I'll see you there. Come be with me! 😷

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20209 Likes

@moniqa_johnson @officialraccoonman @kattmansue @ravenspirit916

156 Comments
@trangthetroll

@trangthetroll
wish I could meet her.....im older...47...little rough but doable.......i promise not to talk or make weird noises for six months...and I have a battery operated laughing box for bedside to keep it all realistic and not serious:)

@alexis_marie_173

@alexis_marie_173
@jordalena27 picture goals

@mff23

@mff23
U should of did it naked @chelseahandler

@jenz238

@jenz238
You have an AMAZING body

@maryjcc06

@maryjcc06
@sebascalvo

@evgirl4eva

@evgirl4eva
Hey you sae siiiick

@kalashnikov66

@kalashnikov66
too sexxxyyy πŸ’¦πŸ‘…πŸ‘πŸŒ

@kristyleigh91

@kristyleigh91
@louisejoy86


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16022 Likes

@ihunter_21 @mswitzer77 @arthomas1972 @donniehavoc

1256 Comments
@kittenketa

@kittenketa
@rachelanorris @schuck_norris

@techno_ghoul

@techno_ghoul
Oommmggggg

@mernazee

@mernazee
@roxgohar ze neeps!!!

@roxgohar

@roxgohar
@mernazee hahaha 🍼

@katiepersico

@katiepersico
@emilypersico

@sorrysearit

@sorrysearit
@paolaamour

@sorrysearit

@sorrysearit
@renee_reiff

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I didn't even know my dogs had been saving.

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24374 Likes

@instablondeashley @for_my_own_amusement @eenovit @mehmehmakk

268 Comments
@hola1026

@hola1026
Joan Rivers is THE queen.

@amandine.azran

@amandine.azran
@hrrrrrthrrrr when Steve does this dad will be 😍

@rachelfeeney

@rachelfeeney
@brianarichard

@love_tka

@love_tka
@k_knapp11 haha

@savleeaus

@savleeaus
@livvvaustin

@brianarichard

@brianarichard
@rachelfeeney hahaha this killed me

@biabraga

@biabraga
@fefegmelo


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LA pride

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12496 Likes

@cherury @junemorganwilson @jessgelato @nya_dopest

264 Comments
@justjive

@justjive
You so silly,I gotta love ya @chelseahandler

@cyndog58

@cyndog58
This dog is just plane awesome & so stinkin cute!

@cyndog58

@cyndog58
Oops guess I can't spell "plain"

@melaania

@melaania
@vgriz

@tessareynosa

@tessareynosa
@meganreynosa 911

@amytmayes

@amytmayes
@coachadmayes I love her dog

@mikaelamccormack1

@mikaelamccormack1
@dances.with.circles

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Chunk going down on me @balletbodies. The family that works out together, burns calories together.

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16092 Likes

@cherury @instablondeashley @jessgelato @ynl_420

217 Comments
@meg_gilbert26

@meg_gilbert26
@ssabo28 I know! Didn't I already tag you in this? I meant to!

@massagewellnesslife

@massagewellnesslife
Dude I love you!!! I hope to meet you one day!!!!

@goomba212

@goomba212
You need a workout you fat fugly cunt

@hola1026

@hola1026
Joan Rivers is THE queen.

@teresamitchell

@teresamitchell
@curtissnyder

@lmkart44

@lmkart44
-- the caption πŸ™ˆ #snackbar

@sierra_hartley27

@sierra_hartley27
@taylorbrooke

@sierra_hartley27

@sierra_hartley27
@taylorbrookehartley

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One has the nose of a Jew and the other looks like he got smacked in the ace with a frying pan. #sense of smell

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21316 Likes

@instablondeashley @o_d_e_l_i @macabre_mermaid @widerhall_photo

237 Comments
@shelbymcourtney

@shelbymcourtney
@tinamcourtney

@karri_i

@karri_i
@kristy_i

@serenasneeringer

@serenasneeringer
Awe.... Cute!

@angtrillina

@angtrillina
@quiquemarquez

@jennlove20

@jennlove20
@alannalove92

@alexandrakafant_

@alexandrakafant_
Wassup @miss_i84

@vicnals

@vicnals
@e_reddy_ omg soooo cute!!!

@missjaimieanne

@missjaimieanne
@jonnyboyy those eyes!!

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Me and my Moroccan hair doo doo doopsy doer. #ayahuasca

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12570 Likes

@cherury @renatinha_soou @jessgelato @apostolis_kf98

81 Comments
@rime_alali

@rime_alali
@meryem_fariss @aichawk

@t_n_f_

@t_n_f_
I would love to send you a hand beaded mini skirt! Each skirt is named after a village I'm Africa. Once a skirt is purchased a percentage of the proceeds go to that village. πŸ’—

@ear5680

@ear5680
H morning if u stop reading this you will die tonight my name is Ryan and I'm 12 years old and I'm already dead I had no friends.if you don't post this on 20 pictures you will die at exactly 11:59pm.Dont believe me, a guy named jake read this and laughed, later that night I took a knife out of his kitchen and stabbed him to death and you don't want to be like jake do you? A girl named Sandra read this post and posted 10 .Silly girl.Later she saw me and ran to her grandmothers house and asked to go to the restroom but guess what? I was already there. Now she is in a coma. A smart boy posted 20 and the next day he won the lottery and his girlfriend said yes go marriage. 0=death 10=coma 20=something good happens to you

@dcmaagma

@dcmaagma
@chelseahandler I'm watching your Biography show right now. Good stuff. ..an insight into how you've become this icon!!!β˜† you go girl!

@hola1026

@hola1026
Joan Rivers is THE queen.

@tierneyjamie83

@tierneyjamie83
@chelseahandler god I wanna eat ur snatch! #PuffyPussy πŸ‘…πŸ’¦

@amandine.azran

@amandine.azran
@hrrrrrthrrrr

@xperientialknowledge

@xperientialknowledge
I need a good hairdresser

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They bought me my own harness #netflix

Lo-fi / 1 weeks ago

22392 Likes

@renatinha_soou @berelusboo @marie_franklin_ @stelllabby

123 Comments
@them_ikeyramos

@them_ikeyramos
Damm Chelsea, me and Chuy and i both could of taught you broken English, J/K, LAWL!!

@pearldj

@pearldj
So besides the taped show in Chicago what else can we watch any live tapings in LA?

@sdeverian

@sdeverian
Your special is awesome.

@figonegeorge

@figonegeorge
Old fart bitch

@wathiaz

@wathiaz
Bitch .!

@ear5680

@ear5680
H morning if u stop reading this you will die tonight my name is Ryan and I'm 12 years old and I'm already dead I had no friends.if you don't post this on 20 pictures you will die at exactly 11:59pm.Dont believe me, a guy named jake read this and laughed, later that night I took a knife out of his kitchen and stabbed him to death and you don't want to be like jake do you? A girl named Sandra read this post and posted 10 .Silly girl.Later she saw me and ran to her grandmothers house and asked to go to the restroom but guess what? I was already there. Now she is in a coma. A smart boy posted 20 and the next day he won the lottery and his girlfriend said yes go marriage. 0=death 10=coma 20=something good happens to you

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This is a woman taking the potatoes off my plate in madrid. #carb loading

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12628 Likes

@ilovepuppies81 @daaisxo @cgonthegogo @gustavods10

176 Comments
@dutyswaq

@dutyswaq
http://www.datpiff.com/Duty-SwaQ-Cod-call-Of-Duty-mixtape.629212.html πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

@roccovalluzzi

@roccovalluzzi
I heard you were french kissing your male stewardess on the flight over...

@rachel_lee803

@rachel_lee803
These guys are fucking idiots ^^^ if you weren't kissing your male stewardess Id be utterly disappointed in you

@mcafeestyle

@mcafeestyle
Steward^^^

@megvaleri

@megvaleri
@rachel_lee803 my thoughts exactly.

@sumordah

@sumordah
You're so funny

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What 50 cent saw in me.

X-Pro II / 1 weeks ago

35600 Likes

@dre_840 @jackkkkay @saraa2691 @lbc_rich

1856 Comments
@sabidahbi

@sabidahbi
@thanasblvd

@karlee_saunders

@karlee_saunders
@dick_velvet

@meetmiami13

@meetmiami13
@she's ready

@kristy_ehmer

@kristy_ehmer
@weaponx91314 lmfao

@freeman2

@freeman2
@hila__ru lolz

@nicole_konstantin

@nicole_konstantin
@monicasoffin

@rrza85

@rrza85
@cheodad0n 😁

@tjmon76

@tjmon76
Dat ass though!

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Thank you @stellamccartney for my Netflix debut negligee and bag. Letterman tonight, then Netflix. Happy to be home.

Amaro / 2 weeks ago

21001 Likes

@berelusboo @lauraaa_stickler @x_day_dreamer @carloswac

374 Comments
@ticbrickcity

@ticbrickcity
I LOVE U#!!!πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ’–πŸ’•πŸ’“CHELSEA

@jihadgerminskyjr5

@jihadgerminskyjr5
Woman like u it's ME 1 kind of ANIMAL or a REAL ANIMAL or a MADE UP AFRICANA ANIMAL now I got rid of those DINOSAURS and THIS is a PROBLEM not!

@jjeremy91

@jjeremy91
So sexy

@davidjh7319

@davidjh7319
Pretty lady!!

@goomba212

@goomba212
Wtf are you wearing. You ugly cunt

@hola1026

@hola1026
Joan Rivers: you look like S***

@puckjhix

@puckjhix
ug life

@d21xo

@d21xo
@chelseahandler can we see your #wakeupcall face !! PLEASE!!! 😁😁

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I can’t be racist – my dog is an Asian/Jewish crossbreed. My new stand up special #UgandaBeKiddingMe is #NowOnNetflix http://nflx.it/Zuwlmv

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23325 Likes

@ckl26 @sierra_hartley27 @pame_selenator @fefegmelo

1315 Comments
@bobbielynnt

@bobbielynnt
Fucking loved it @chelseahandler !

@damonkmorgan

@damonkmorgan
Probably the funniest shit I've heard since delirious @megcrowe91

@megcrowe91

@megcrowe91
@damonkmorgan fiiine I'll watch it

@4rhonz

@4rhonz
@essay03 lmao

@gmari775

@gmari775
I love it!!! Your super funny @chelseahandler the best β™‘

@theman327282

@theman327282
I love it it's sooooooo funny

@kanikkismom

@kanikkismom
Just watched this. Too funny !!

@daisy_mey1313

@daisy_mey1313
I JUST HAD SEX WHILE YOUR SPECIAL...THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES CHELS...

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This is who they assigned me at the Genius Bar.

Amaro / 2 weeks ago

26060 Likes

@mikaelamccormack1 @lowixx @guidom @jennydunn92

1295 Comments
@calisgreenqueen

@calisgreenqueen
@colonialponytail

@emmasassoon

@emmasassoon
@laurencantor

@laurencantor

@laurencantor
Starting them young. Chels will probs steal a few to be her little elf workers @emmasassoon

@mforenza119

@mforenza119
@rosieforenza

@hrrrrrthrrrr

@hrrrrrthrrrr
@amandine.azran

@k8slons

@k8slons
@scottieoh32 this guy is likely better than Jorge

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Look at the Jew I found on the way to my bank. #i love Irving azoff.

Valencia / 2 weeks ago

18273 Likes

@frances_75 @bradensdh @saraabluee @apernii

263 Comments
@blanaidmehigan

@blanaidmehigan
That Jew ain't comfortable hanging near your chest

@cstark90

@cstark90
@lisjoy @queenofthestreets #i Celebrities: they're just like all the other idiots on Instagram

@queenofthestreets

@queenofthestreets
You remembered πŸ’•πŸ’• @cstark90

@lisjoy

@lisjoy
@cstark90 #i #i #i @queenofthestreets

@lisjoy

@lisjoy
@cstark90 @queenofthestreets #usparty

@queenofthestreets

@queenofthestreets
#the #best #party @cstark90 @lisjoy

@lisjoy

@lisjoy
#what %party #who %party #us %party @cstark90 @queenofthestreets

@vibratehollywood

@vibratehollywood
@chelseahandler a Jew?! at the bank?! Hmm, were you at every bank everywhere?

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You want to ignore me when I get home? Suck on this, chunk. And don't pretend you're not on Instagram.

Hudson / 2 weeks ago

29826 Likes

@cherury @kerrrray @jessgelato @instablondeashley

318 Comments
@rich_belot

@rich_belot
😍

@cstna

@cstna
@kathrynroserose haha

@yourhealthinmotion

@yourhealthinmotion
@shaud_i @norajzoma

@t_n_f_

@t_n_f_
I would love to send you a hand beaded mini skirt! Each skirt is named after a village I'm Africa. Once a skirt is purchased a percentage of the proceeds go to that village. πŸ’—

@loxx1001

@loxx1001
@cjaynex3

@l_4five9

@l_4five9
#ChelseaHandlerElizabethBanksRtwins

@jennlove20

@jennlove20
@alannalove92

@freebirdest777

@freebirdest777
You look great!!

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I just ran into Chuy's sister in Chinatown.

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@lowixx @berelusboo @musicismything98 @juiceman1954

723 Comments
@ximenaarivas

@ximenaarivas
@therawboy

@cadicke

@cadicke
@mawee_clay

@andres_felipe58

@andres_felipe58
@tatoparralopez @lauragomez98 su mama si le gusta coger camino

@cagninja

@cagninja
@vicmaundrell

@freebirdest777

@freebirdest777
Where's Chuy? Miss the dynamic duo

@tawtionnejones

@tawtionnejones
I fuckin love you @chelseahandler πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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In my new Netflix office getting de-kardashianiazed.

Normal / 2 weeks ago

25811 Likes

@strongfocused @shalymai @meghancoyle @calliesan

541 Comments
@naomisview

@naomisview
@sandrix7 hahahahaha

@genesis2920

@genesis2920
@_blazingbeautyx

@latelier_margaux_jewelry

@latelier_margaux_jewelry
#yes hahaaaaaa!!!!

@dsminla

@dsminla
#lifesupportsystemforavagina πŸ˜‚

@nikiconnor

@nikiconnor
@queeniekathleen πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@queeniekathleen

@queeniekathleen
she makes me laugh!!πŸŽ‰πŸ‘πŸ’‹πŸ˜˜πŸ‘β€ΌοΈπŸ˜ƒ

@meghancoyle

@meghancoyle
lmao i never saw this pic @chelseacoyle

@chelseacoyle

@chelseacoyle
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @meghancoyle

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Drunk and disorderly

Amaro / 3 weeks ago

27964 Likes

@kayliejoxo @berelusboo @lowixx @kelseymkirk

621 Comments
@juicyjayss

@juicyjayss
Hahah OMG why is she soooo funnnnnnyyy LOL @kik0403

@kelseylatta9

@kelseylatta9
@rachygirly4 this is her ha

@rachygirly4

@rachygirly4
@kelseylatta9 I'm about to follow her!

@awanner2

@awanner2
@kendrapolefrone us on the daily

@kendrapolefrone

@kendrapolefrone
@awanner2 we don't even need alcohol........ Yes we do

@teresamitchell

@teresamitchell
@curtissnyder

@lindseydelrey_

@lindseydelrey_
@hausoffafa

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I just beat nadal on his own court. #pouissou

Amaro / 3 weeks ago

12955 Likes

@cagninja @mauricya @claucevallos @vgravili

83 Comments
@asortizza

@asortizza
I Miss U!

@she100

@she100
Can't wait to hear you on xm radio

@heidioneida

@heidioneida
Where's your head girl??? LOL. Seriously? # chelseahandler

@akmaloney

@akmaloney
omg ! @wengchung is she for real?

@keixyap

@keixyap
@kyayap

@nickovic_

@nickovic_
@nikeboy89 πŸ˜‚

@swapnilppatil

@swapnilppatil
Is this tennis or ballet??

@fernando.fernandez1

@fernando.fernandez1
@mars0079 q chingona vistaaa

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I did it. 10,000 leagues under the equator

Normal / 3 weeks ago

18151 Likes

@zachpincus @banger_boy @anna_conti_ @saraabluee

123 Comments
@delisa_w

@delisa_w
Did you find Nemo 🐠

@julescage1

@julescage1
Shark eat slut.

@ultra_glam_gal

@ultra_glam_gal
You go @chelseahandler girl!!! Your a pilot. ..now licensed scuba diver....you made your show on e your BITCH...now netflex....what else is left ? U made this world your BITCH U DID IT ...u go girl!

@noonanrubick

@noonanrubick
Congratulations @chelseahandler !! Getting scuba certified , which was really hard for me too, changed my life. Welcome to the tribe :-)

@jo_2572

@jo_2572
@lef_4life

@hiam_abdulrahim_kadri

@hiam_abdulrahim_kadri
@charifelkadri @gorillawarfare1948 @hemzy_elkadri @_felkadri I want to do this

@hemzy_elkadri

@hemzy_elkadri
@hiam_abdulrahim_kadri Kazab you would never do this

@gorillawarfare1948

@gorillawarfare1948
I did it @hiam_abdulrahim_kadri

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Don't you think this is a bit much for when I check into a hotel room that I've been to before. What the hell do they think I'm up to?

Normal / 3 weeks ago

12927 Likes

@favasq @andreaiswitit @jessletssmash @brodiegreen

362 Comments
@blanaidmehigan

@blanaidmehigan
Tequila slammers and a few organic dildos

@vibratehollywood

@vibratehollywood
"Oh she's coming, yes make sure she has the most acidic masturbation experience ever."

@vibratehollywood

@vibratehollywood
@chelseahandler πŸ†πŸ†πŸ‹πŸ‹

@eunicerivalta

@eunicerivalta
Those almost look like guavas

@j3louz1n3znv

@j3louz1n3znv
Lmfaoooooo @brittanydeluca

@gokcenamalgs

@gokcenamalgs
Cnm sen ayva gârmemişsin türkiyeye gel dağını serelim

@dabia_3

@dabia_3
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@marysedeliaa

@marysedeliaa
@chelseahandler some #KinkyAssShit that's what!! LMMFAO πŸ’‹πŸ’™


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My doc removing some coral someone stuck in my toe. If my feet could talk, they'd have their own show on e!

Normal / 3 weeks ago

7165 Likes

@nicole_angel_ @duhmotion @cookiemama71 @mabussy

175 Comments
@shanny805

@shanny805
@mackel017 ouch!

@navyusveteran

@navyusveteran
Next Joan Rivers on E! Lol

@starmonkey79

@starmonkey79
How much did you pay this guy? I'm sure someone on the plane could do it for free...or for some peanuts..

@julescage1

@julescage1
Leave it for good luck.

@tarlevine

@tarlevine
How'd we miss this @carlyweiss96

@malibu_koolkat

@malibu_koolkat
#campaignclintonfamilyteethwhitening

@breyerhorses4007

@breyerhorses4007
Y would you post this ?

@lesliepx

@lesliepx
Mmmmm reminds me of Pretzels . . .

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Separated for a month and when I return, he chooses food over me for the first time in our relationship. I fear I may have lost him forever.

Normal / 3 weeks ago

31033 Likes

@for_my_own_amusement @japes403 @dlorenzo18 @the_lohdown

427 Comments
@muskaanali22

@muskaanali22
@danigmac this dog is such a cutie

@stephnedawn

@stephnedawn
@awyssawynne I want to cuddle this baby! Look at her other pics of him!

@brytttttt

@brytttttt
@willstillexists

@olivia_trainor

@olivia_trainor
@rebecca_hamilton3 that face

@toniwop

@toniwop
@charityann

@charityann

@charityann
@toniwop I saw him last night on her Netflix special!

@apolewska

@apolewska
@stasiakk so cute πŸ˜†

@mzivanov

@mzivanov
@trdd34