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@distractosaurus

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Life is a beach..I'm just playin' in the sand.
Count Every Truth You Spread...
A weirdo, But I'm real doe...
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Drinking alcohol and smoking weed can cause memory loss. Or even worse, memory loss.

None / 1 days ago

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@theyamilethumanzor
:0

@murdapolis
Haha or even worse...

@hspiceo
Ha.

@peaceloveanddoggies
I was going to ask you something but I forgot what it was... 😝

@chiefmic
Oh da pig

@meiahmeiah
If you are going to take piggy away please post more pics of her... Also can Meiah and I come drink and smoke with you

@skoerner
Lmao!!!! My memory is shot from the old days

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On Instagram straight #acidreflexin'..

None / 5 days ago

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@eastboundandown
Giant cheeto

@alphanhercub
@distractosaurus send me to the circus i breathe flames

@distractosaurus
@chiefmic Doritos locos.. Haha

@distractosaurus
@eastboundandown flamin' hot.

@distractosaurus
@heyyooalexx 😁

@chiefmic
Tum, Tum, tum, tum, TUMS

@nicoleariana__
😄😄

@jsep829
Lmao

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#poolpartythuggin' @vamosalaplaya85

None / 1 weeks ago

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@kimba_ho
I love your face... A face i will never see 😔😔😔 haha love u roomskillet!!!

@_jenndoe
Handsome :)

@steleyourself
Miss you @distractosaurus

@_xshell
Damn

@rayrainy
Watermelon and guns that is thuggin lol @distractosaurus

@theyamilethumanzor
Tats!!:)

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Uh huh.

Normal / 1 weeks ago

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@distractosaurus
@sydneyhelen frolic

@her_snapshot
Love

@cautboi
See the world with all the money you don't earn from being jobless. There are gaping holes in this logic

@distractosaurus
@cautboi my take on it is not to be stuck in the repetitiveness of the same job your whole life, when you can explore new things.

@cautboi
I hear ya buddy. I'm just fuck with @distractosaurus

@distractosaurus
@cautboi Yea buddy. What you guys doing this weekend? I'm living in palms now. Hella close

@cautboi
@distractosaurus at this car show in culver. Cruise by

@talk__ischeap
💙

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Is the glass half full, or half empty?
It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.

Normal / 2 weeks ago

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@distractosaurus
@hbologna na, not at all.

@hbologna
k

@stvwilken
The best!👍💓👏

@distractosaurus
@stvwilken Can't wait to see you guys✌

@chiefmic
Excellent shot buddy!!!

@chiefmic
You got pig all twisted up in the game

@loopy605
Such an awesome shot ✨👍✨

@distractosaurus
@chiefmic thanks. Lol

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I like saying "tho" at the end of a sentence. . It makes it look so much cooler tho.

Valencia / 2 weeks ago

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@jaeda101
Your dogs so perfect tho,

@nickprewitt
Hella

@tygereye
I do that too, tho.

@stvwilken
Nice!👍👏💓

@distractosaurus
@jaeda101 thank you tho:)

@distractosaurus
@stvwilken thanks gramps!

@jaeda101
Welcome and thanks for following tho;)

@_lizanator_
@distractosaurus tho is Ok, it kills me when people say "doe". As in: dat ass doe! 

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#thuglife.

Valencia / 2 weeks ago

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@distractosaurus
@sorayajadam thank ya doll.

@annahorse22
Daddy, you so hood.

@distractosaurus
@annahorse22 started from the bottom...

@dwn4thecause
Your such a rebel.

@meiahmeiah
No smoking of any kind haha

@laurandle
Haha. Dork.

@rorschachjustice
Now the IRS is going to audit you.

@jennisawesome
tsk. tsk.

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Normal / 2 weeks ago

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@nmeda28
Noooo

@noelaniig
😂😂😂

@rox_o_tron
😂😅 this is awesome!

@brialeelya
Haha

@shakeitlikeamonkey
Lol

@swimmahna
Hahaha mama and baby

@jsep829
😂😂😂

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#NoTrafficLife

Valencia / 2 weeks ago

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@distractosaurus
@randilovesamrey still going strong:)

@kimba_ho
I wish it's my girls birthday we gonna have a kick it out here come through :) lol

@randilovesamrey
Sweet!

@lizraygsxr
Too bad it's a Honda ;) jk

@pittbullmamma
that's one sexy ride.

@stvwilken
Great looker👍😃💘

@alessandrarave
I have the same :)

@skoerner
Love those fairings!!

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I would kill to see Rihanna go against Tyra Banks in a head butting contest..

Valencia / 2 weeks ago

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@slightly_spiteful
Tyra's head overall is much larger. She's got this one in the bag

@distractosaurus
@slightly_spiteful #9head

@distractosaurus
Hahaha fuggh.. @slightly_spiteful click on that hastag^^ dying.

@slightly_spiteful
You talkin about the creepy alien lookin kid?

@distractosaurus
@slightly_spiteful or the "super head" hahaa

@chiefmic
@distractosaurus nice shot dudeski

@alphanhercub
@distractosaurus lol

@distractosaurus
@chiefmic thank ya, sir.

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I don't always have ADHD, but when I do, potato.

Normal / 2 weeks ago

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@littlelonefox
Aaahhhhhhh this plus the caption is priceless!!!

@theyamilethumanzor
<3

@distractosaurus
@littlelonefox hahaa thanks.

@distractosaurus
@cv805 did you say steak?

@distractosaurus
@ljlaporte08 thanks Laura!! Hope all is amazing.

@cv805
Wanna ride bikes

@cv805
Almost looks like my son

@distractosaurus
@cv805 yup!

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Life's most significant problems cannot be solved at the same level of undertanding that created them.

Normal / 2 weeks ago

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@sasassenia
😍

@peaceloveanddoggies
😘😘😘

@jodievalley
Amazing quote...amazing dog... :)

@theyamilethumanzor
<3

@distractosaurus
@jodievalley thank ya!

@loopy605
LOVE! 😃❤👍

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She turns into #grumpydog when I have to leave early for work.

Valencia / 3 weeks ago

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@alphanhercub
@distractosaurus awwww i dont blame she wants to b w daddy

@peaceloveanddoggies
I think she misses me too. 😜

@distractosaurus
@peaceloveanddoggies of course she does.

@stvwilken
The best!👍😃💘

@theyamilethumanzor
Awww<3

@distractosaurus
@stvwilken thanks dude!

@distractosaurus
@alphanhercub that she does. Constantly. Lol

@loopy605
Awwww

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#Goodtimes. Thanks for coming down to visit. Had an amazing weekend.

Valencia / 3 weeks ago

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@loveandlighttheway
oh nice, noted.

@distractosaurus
@rayrainy I'm still hurtin' pretty bad.

@distractosaurus
@peaceloveanddoggies love you more!

@peaceloveanddoggies
@rayrainy Hope you're feeling better. It was a loooong drive back and I wasn't as hungover as you guys. Not even close. Lol. Thank God. Gotta love caffeine. Hope to see you guys soon. Had such a great time!