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illdonkulous

@illdonkulous

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I like bikes and coffee and I stare at rocks for a living.


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#makepizzagreatagain #testosterhome #madeintheusa #ihateyougoalie #letsgopens #vintagetools #thejoyofgardening #labsofinstagram #newbikeday #dogfarmin #pizzaparty2016 #steelisreal #kitgamestrong #ihavenoideawhatimdoing #poornamechoices #gardenmakeover2016 #marrakesh #lawnfightclub #thisisspinaltap

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Dear @empireslicehouse , I know I expressed my displeasure with you before over soggy pizza but in recent months you have more than redeemed yourself. Your pizza is now perfect with that crispy crust that cracks when you fold it (because thats how you eat pizza). The toppings stick and don't slough off like snow from the roof of a yurt. If you were a political candidate I would vote for you! If you were a girl I would sheepishly ask you out because clearly you would be way too attractive and cool in some worldly way that would be both enticing and intimidating. Thanks for rekindling my belief in pizza. #makepizzagreatagain #pizzaparty2016

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@jrigazzi @likehusbandlikewife @cron1989 @kallegator

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@jrigazzi

@jrigazzi
"Other pizzas are soggy and fake. Sad!"- Donald Trump on Twitter

@kristenpechtol

@kristenpechtol
I appreciate your passion!

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Nothing like a free upgrade to first class after a raucous wedding weekend. Thanks United!

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Newark Liberty International Airport

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@rpberko @realdavidcarr @kristi5578 @kallegator

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Bourgeois as fuck right now.

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Houston's George HW Bush Intercontinental Airport

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@norkinstagram @tylerwilley3 @suzielove @mbullen24

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You think they'd have used a different name or something... #poornamechoices

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@kallegator @flylikegumby @damnitrach @costumeoftheday

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"What kind of dog is that?"
"A meth lab."
@iliiiiike #labsofinstagram

Lark / 1 weeks ago

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@iliiiiike @rajahblue @shannaslowjamz @mentapparel

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@missloy

@missloy
😂😂😂

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Where this at?

Clarendon / 1 weeks ago

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@norkinstagram @flylikegumby @awkwordy @kallegator

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I felt like destroying something beautiful. #lawnfightclub #gardenmakeover2016

Clarendon / 1 weeks ago

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@iliiiiike @kallegator @suzielove @viceroyokc

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@root.casey

@root.casey
Monster.

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Well, somewhat miraculously I made it to 100 days of sobriety. I never thought I'd do this, but I never thought that alcohol was such a significant contributor to the malaise and fog I had surrounding my life. Cutting out booze wasn't some magical cure but it helped me realize what the flaws in my character are and it certainly didn't amplify them as drinking tends to do. As an added benefit I lost ~20 pounds, so that's also pretty nice.

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@kallegator @anddevour @amandalillian20 @realdavidcarr

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@shevon_sharkness

@shevon_sharkness
That's awesome!!! I know you loved your beer :). Good job!!

@rawraffe

@rawraffe
Good for you!!! 🙌🙌

@tylerwilley3

@tylerwilley3
Wooooo!! 😁🎉🎉

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That's strange, the bed of my truck was empty when I arrived at work this morning...

Clarendon / 2 weeks ago

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@obri3734 @sarahcerasarah @realdavidcarr @awkwordy

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@b_dougs89

@b_dougs89
Your truck is red...

@illdonkulous

@illdonkulous
@b_dougs89 I used some crazy filters (it's a loaner while my truck is in the shop)


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My parents' new kitchen is sorta ridiculous. All Miele everything. I just want to cook all the things right now.

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@rachbcohen @kittybkatz @kallegator @pge405

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@realdavidcarr

@realdavidcarr
@karinaonthegram would be in heaven

@karinaonthegram

@karinaonthegram
Can I just cook? I won't even eat anything. Just. Need. To. Use. All. Appliances.

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Neighborhood kitteh is all like "hey bro, do you like Deadmau5? Lololol"

Lark / 3 weeks ago

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@terilarkin @life_of_a_wanderer @_hanimal @jrigazzi

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@_hanimal

@_hanimal
Hahaha

@terilarkin

@terilarkin
I had a similar gift on my side porch a couple days ago....

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Current "vibes".

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@nicelaundry @kallegator @pge405 @missloy

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@illdonkulous

@illdonkulous
@realdavidcarr hi

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Marrakesh meets crawler crane.

Lo-fi / 3 weeks ago

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@dgeler @wdwayne @mbullen24 @missloy

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When your new kit matches* your new bike... (*almost, it's just like half a shade off) #kitgamestrong @rodeolabs @salsacycles

Clarendon / 3 weeks ago

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@wdwayne @brawnertaylor @pge405 @rodeolabs

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@rodeolabs

@rodeolabs
👌🏽🔥

@realdavidcarr

@realdavidcarr
U and me are friends for sure

@kallegator

@kallegator
I have that water bottle #twinz

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#newbikeday with my @salsacycles #marrakesh built by the awesome folks at @schlegelbicycles #steelisreal baby

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Schlegel Bicycles

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@spencerstoneco @crtnywndlng @tylerwilley3 @304_ok5

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Pretty damn excited to have a rolling tool chest to put my tools in. The stuff I inherited from my grandfather is finally getting a proper home. It's amazing how almost all of his tools were made in the USA while most of what people buy today is not. #madeintheusa #vintagetools #steelisreal

Clarendon / 4 weeks ago

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@costumeoftheday @kristi5578 @kallegator @wjordion

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I turned my macchiato up to 11. #thisisspinaltap

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@sarahcerasarah @realdavidcarr @demstagrams @nicholas7523

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This asshole better stop kicking my seat...

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@kittybkatz @root.casey @awkwordy @realdavidcarr

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That's up to code... Right? Two of four fuse panels. NEC be damned.

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Nassau County, New York

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@mugsyjeans @kallegator @flylikegumby @realdavidcarr

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Buckle up baby! #letsgopens

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@patmuldowney @rajahblue @realdavidcarr @304_ok5

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Happy Sunday, let's talk about sedimentary processes on Mars. #ihavenoideawhatimdoing

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Elemental Coffee

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@wjordion @awkwordy @geogirlproblemz @hankcat

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I'm growing black labs this year, lemme know if you want to sign up for my CSA. #dogfarmin

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@tylerwilley3 @awkwordy @shevon_sharkness @thewortlord

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@elizabeth.thiede

@elizabeth.thiede
Love this!!

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Raised beds are almost done and also I just noticed that the world's saddest rose bush is popping out blossoms, awesome. #testosterhome #thejoyofgardening

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@rajahblue @lukethehun @suzielove @pge405

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@suzielove

@suzielove
@illdonkulous I need some of those!!!

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Please don't make me go back inside.

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@420wholesale @kallegator @sarahcerasarah @pge405

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Playoff hockey or study for my exam tomorrow. Ugh, responsibility, you suck. #ihateyougoalie

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@rpberko @kallegator @root.casey

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@root.casey

@root.casey
Definitely playoff hockey. Go Pens, go Pens.