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John Mueller

@johnbmueller

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NIkon professional photographer
Former comedian/improver
4-Time Speling Champ
These are the out takes of my life

Ventura County, Ca

http://www.johnbmueller.com


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It was hot today. Real hot. Instead of going in a bird walk after school Dylan just wanted to read in the sunroom with the fan on him. I went to get him a glass of water and he was passed out when I got back. #camarillo #globalwarming #summer #sleeping #afternoonnap

Normal / 1 days ago

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@cacsmiley @biancadelopez @alinefrmarques @tinaortiz13

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@susiekwag

@susiekwag
The heat and humidity is rough on the kids...and us adults. Love the sofa.

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Gavin went on his longest road trip ever. Went to a small farm in San Luis Obispo county for apple picking. Did a hay rode and had tri tip. Went to the ocean and hung around the central coast which was much cooler than home. He did so well taking two long naps in the car. Hope to do it again soon. #avilabeach #toddler #applepicking #stockphoto #nikond4

Normal / 3 days ago

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@tsiglin @tabithadancer @tgavin811 @douglaspolle

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@_alexinwanderland

@_alexinwanderland
He is so cute!!!

@annaperev_photo

@annaperev_photo
So grown up already!

@mummy_luv2

@mummy_luv2
I NEED U!!!! Want pix of the kids & I Country Western Theme....we need to talk price or if ur open to trade? Lmk 818-309-8553πŸ˜πŸ‘

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So you know what is more fun than photographing a wedding with ridiculously good-looking fun people at a great venue? Not much. You know how hard it is to walk backwards through a human tunnel shoulder-to-shoulder with the videographer while being whipped with glow sticks? Piece of cake. Congrats Colby and Ian! #camarillo #lasposascountryclub #wedding #weddingphotographer

Normal / 5 days ago

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@susiekwag @fotolane @amymarie_xo @cheriethibodeaux

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@mrs_mueller took Gavin to a new toddler okay area in Oak Park today around lunch. I get to hand out with then for a few minutes before heading back to work. Obviously he enjoyed the toy that made the most noise! #oakpark #toddler

Normal / 1 weeks ago

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@yasmin_rocco @mrsleonasandoval @carriemcgann @tinaortiz13

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@cheriethibodeaux

@cheriethibodeaux
❀️❀️

@mummy_luv2

@mummy_luv2
I was there w/Jake! Must had just missed them...3hrs!!! Its a GREAT place❀️Small enough to watch them but SO MUCH TO EXPLORE❀️

@mrs_mueller

@mrs_mueller
We were there from about 12:30-2 @mummy_luv2 that place is so fun! Gavin was in sensory overload lol. Maybe we will catch you guys next time! I'm thinking about going next week again.

@mummy_luv2

@mummy_luv2
Yes! We are going to get the package $55 for 7 visits you can spread out...keep me posted on what day your thinking & we will for sure meet you there! Annie the young girl that works there is a doll...love her! I played too...it was too much fun. We also have a h2o park here down the street I can show you....Great way to cool down & playπŸ’™Gavin will love it! U still have my #?

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I'd like to thank the hosts of the little girl party at the park near our house for completely trashing the place and leaving all their party favors, half-eaten lollies, and #trash all over the playground. Naturally Gavin wants to grab that stuff right away so he didn't even get a chance to use the playground. These are probably the same people who don't clean up their table at self-serve restaurants, or put their carts away. "It's people's jobs to clean up stuff like this." No, you're #lazy. We went back an hour later and who was cleaning it up... The parents of another birthday party. No one paid them to do it. And people wonder why I'm a grumpy old man. #camarillo #boblildeepark #pvrpd

Normal / 1 weeks ago

Bob Kildee Eston Baseball Fields

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@treeknee79 @janetbecerrra @eli_thehiphopreneur @natalieandbears

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@highlevel_fighting

@highlevel_fighting
If you want to start working out I can help you with that!

@biancadelopez

@biancadelopez
These days people don't have respect or just common sense and courtesy. It makes me sad to think my daughter will grow up in a world like this. No one gives you the right of way, everyone is rude, and there is hardly any genuine customer service. Don't get me started lol

@johnbmueller

@johnbmueller
That had nothing to do with my post. Plus, I'm a second degree black belt and competed in marathons, tennis tournaments and mountain bike races. My 1yo keeps me in great shape now. But thanks for the spam @highlevel_fighting

@highlevel_fighting

@highlevel_fighting
Congratulations!

@mummy_luv2

@mummy_luv2
That is so wrong! I'd be pissed too John....πŸ˜€πŸ’¨

@susiekwag

@susiekwag
So wrong!

@sansip75

@sansip75
Everyone is a selfish pig these days especially if they were born after 1980. Believe me I do research on this everyday & yes when I see an asshole I do ask them what year they were born lol

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Once in a while I'll use my birding lens for something else that flies. #dylan #camarillo #frisbee #jump #nikond4 #nikkor300f28 #kid

Normal / 1 weeks ago

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@susiekwag @biancadelopez @dannyveraphotography @tinaortiz13

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@_briebee_

@_briebee_
Senior pic right there πŸ‘

@photojunkie143

@photojunkie143
Please do a series of ridiculous photoshopping with this picture.

@susiekwag

@susiekwag
Awsome shot

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See, there really is NO need for spiders in this world when you could have cute warblers control the bug population. Got this Magnolia Warbler today. #monticellopark #magnoliawarbler #nikond4 #nikkor300f2.8af-sII #warbler #bird #birding #birdwatching

Normal / 2 weeks ago

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@_nataliaphotography @blondykatt @laurendill79 @dope.__.edits

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@photojunkie143

@photojunkie143
So stocking up on warblers.

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Gavin and I on his first #carousel ride at the Ventura harbor. Took the day off to just hang out with the family. #ventura #selfie

Normal / 3 weeks ago

Ventura Village Carousel

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@aloradriver @natalieandbears @lyndsaydesouza @aspenandoak

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@photojunkie143

@photojunkie143
Love it! He's so handsome. Family time is so important.

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I'm jealous of all the kids out there today. I promise to graduate and do something with life some day. #backtoschool #selfie #thousandoaks #work

Normal / 3 weeks ago

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@blondykatt @sossysbbq @carriemcgann @luicianaballi

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@heartmelinda

@heartmelinda
I'm in 22nd grade :)

@dianneaveryphotography

@dianneaveryphotography
What are you taking?

@fotolane

@fotolane
Way to go John!! πŸ‘Š

@johnbmueller

@johnbmueller
Well @dianneaveryphotography My classes this semester are: house buying 203, child rearing 106, birding 101 and introduction to digital photography.

@melshonafelt

@melshonafelt
Haha thanks for the laugh πŸ’—

@_briebee_

@_briebee_
Haha! I guess I'm in... 18th grade 😞 except for real lol...

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Once in a while I'll actually use my real camera on the family. As you can tell Dylan is more than comfortable on front of the camera. I know that won't be the case in a few years so might as well take them while it lasts.

Normal / 4 weeks ago

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@jillrosephoto @eli_thehiphopreneur @jolene3 @susiekwag

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@johnbmueller

@johnbmueller
#camarillo #nikond4 #son #4thgrade

@heatherok80

@heatherok80
He looks so much like you.

@jenaardell

@jenaardell
Great portrait, but 4th grade already?!! Geeze.

@mummy_luv2

@mummy_luv2
Handsome like Daddy

@staceytax

@staceytax
Great photo!! ✨

@_briebee_

@_briebee_
He's soooo cute! And your mini me for sure!!

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I see you peeking!
I want one as a pet. #burrowingowl #camarillo #birding #bird #birdwatching

Normal / 1 months ago

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@dougvankampen @christinaaileen @sansip75 @photojunkie143

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@tanyacraft

@tanyacraft
Probably not the best pet option...you can't just go for the standard parakeet or cockatiel can you?!

@johnbmueller

@johnbmueller
No @tanyacraft I want something cute but unstable. I want to come home and see him perched somewhere unexpected. I don't want a bird that talks. I already lose every conversation in this house. I don't want to lose it to another.

@staceytax

@staceytax
Lol...that was funny!

@cydneywithasea

@cydneywithasea
He's adorable

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When I shoot weddings, I like to roll hard. #carpinteria #weddingphotographer

Normal / 1 months ago

Lions Club Park

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@appleseedstories @ninaiskristina @jerelakers @dianneaveryphotography

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@sarahkathleenphoto

@sarahkathleenphoto
MmmmmmmTobinJames 🍷

@mmmols

@mmmols
Do you have any other weddings planned in the next couple weeks @johnbmueller ?

@photojunkie143

@photojunkie143
Mmmm.. Tobin James.

@johnbmueller

@johnbmueller
Yeah @mmmols I do. You want to tag along? You recognize that label @sarahkathleenphoto bc it was all over the place. I'm more of a beer or Scotch guy

@mmmols

@mmmols
@johnbmueller Yes!! I would love to! When is it?

@fotolane

@fotolane
Hahahaha you're awesome john

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Guess which face this is: smile, poop, lifting something heavy, or standing in something cold? #camarillo #toddler #funnyface

Normal / 1 months ago

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@janetbecerrra @cariizaguirre @_monalisia_ @katarka

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@mummy_luv2

@mummy_luv2
Standing in cold?β„οΈπŸ˜΅

@nangelostafford

@nangelostafford
Smile!!! Hahaha

@becstank

@becstank
Well that's similar to my poop face, so I'm gonna go with…Poopy! πŸ’©

@briphoto

@briphoto
Holy moly he's grown so fast!

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Family shoot yesterday at Maravilla Gardens in #Camarillo. They rented out the entire venue which makes it a whole lot easier than sneaking around private properties or community parks. #maravillagardens #familyphotos #nikond4

Normal / 1 months ago

Maravilla Gardens

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@cm_treat @carriemcgann @denisedewirephotography @susiekwag

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@biancadelopez

@biancadelopez
I love it!!! Can I be your assistant one day? 😁

@johnbmueller

@johnbmueller
Absolutely @biancadelopez but my summer is almost all weddings

@m_gardens

@m_gardens
We do photo shoots at $150 per hour. Well worth it.

@johnbmueller

@johnbmueller
So for access to your site to shoot for two hours @m_gardens it's $300? How much do you think people are charging for photoshoots to cover a fee like that? Na, I think that's way too much. Maybe if it was a big budget shoot like a Vanity Fair cover, but for a simple family shoot, there are plenty of other options out there, and this was on a weekday after hours.

@m_gardens

@m_gardens
No problem John. We don't force anyone to have shoots here. You stated the other options were to sneak around private properties or community community parks. This is a private property, we just don't allow anyone to sneak around on it.

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I missed the #supermoon last night but was able to instead capture the super DUPER moon tonight. #camarillo

Normal / 1 months ago

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@mummy_luv2 @dougvankampen @ninja_birder @jolene3

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We had fun at "the wood park" in Santa Barbara today while we had another open house. Where did my baby go?? This is a full-blown kid who still only babbles and puts everything in his mouth. #santabarbara #toddler

Normal / 1 months ago

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@cdoll @_alexinwanderland @carina_bea @carriemcgann

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@_briebee_

@_briebee_
Better make another 😊 lol

@natalieandbears

@natalieandbears
It goes so fast! They get big too quickly.

@juice2day

@juice2day
I feel like I ask myself the same question once a week: where did my baby go? 😒

@simon__gentry

@simon__gentry
How many times a day are you raking your finger in his mouth trying to get something out?

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Almost 7 years ago to the day I bought my Honda accord. We have been all over the southwest unites states and she has seldom given me problems. Today I turned 150,000 miles on it. My goal is another 150,000 more and then it'll be Dylan's first car. Happy anniversary Silva Thrilla! #hondaaccord #hdr

Normal / 1 months ago

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Go ahead and tell me your night is suckier than mine. Dryer broke and we have loads of laundry to dry. Open house is tomorrow and we will be up all night cleaning. AND I probably won't be able to finish watching Sharknado tonight and I missed the sunset. At least I get to go home and snuggle with @mrs_mueller #camarillo #saturdaynight #pinkingindrublic

Normal / 1 months ago

Laundry Mat

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@blondykatt @savvyjane00 @carina_bea @alexlamarsh

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@simon__gentry

@simon__gentry
Stay classy buddy.

@melshonafelt

@melshonafelt
Lol!!! John and I are both laughing! You are hilarious!

@eli_thehiphopreneur

@eli_thehiphopreneur
We should network!

@mollyyouindangergirl

@mollyyouindangergirl
We has the same thing happen not too long ago! On the upside, you can do all your loads at once at the Laundromat! I got 8 loads done in under 2 hours one time. That being said, it's majorly inconvenient. Hope you get it all sorted soon!

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I was able to escape for an hour last night anticipating a brilliant sunset and ended up with this B- one instead. Better than watching Real Housewives of ________. #malibu #sunset #nikond4 #longexposure #pch

Normal / 1 months ago

Pacific Coast Highway 1 Malibu

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@packsphoto @elena_maribel @anthonyplascencia @neuroactivity

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@susiekwag

@susiekwag
Beautiful! !!!

@photojunkie143

@photojunkie143
Still A+ to me. Breathtaking! I always look forward to seeing these. They make me feel calm.

@staceytax

@staceytax
B-???? What are you talking about? This is an awesome pic! I actually said "wow" out loud when I saw it! πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ Maybe you can give me tips on how to take this kind of a picture... I only know how to take bird pics!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@_monalisia_

@_monalisia_
BEAUTIFUL! !

@robbythekid777

@robbythekid777
I love this comp!! Beauty!!

@jenaardell

@jenaardell
You're a harsh critic of sunsets. I'd say B+ ;) Still an awesome shot!!

@heatherabulloch

@heatherabulloch
You just keep getting better and better!!! Amazing!

@packsphoto

@packsphoto
πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

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Sometimes simple is better. #bardmansion #porthueneme #wedding #venturacounty

Rise / 1 months ago

The Bard Mansion

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@johnhmoore @tabithadancer @carriemcgann @susiekwag

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@megefresh

@megefresh
We almost got married there!!!

@_monalisia_

@_monalisia_
Great shot!!

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Overall the weekend was a success. #camarillo #kids

Normal / 1 months ago

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@cdoll @cynwhit22 @_monalisia_ @jillian.myla

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@tabithadancer

@tabithadancer
Too cute!!

@juice2day

@juice2day
He's a big kid!!

@jenaardell

@jenaardell
Adorable.

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Someone please buy our house so we can move into our dream house a few miles away. Refer someone who buys our house and I'll give you a free photoshoot. Even a wedding. #camarillo #forsale

Normal / 1 months ago

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@jillrosephoto @msashleyyyyy @jpeach83 @kellylrod

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@johnbmueller

@johnbmueller
You guys would really love it here @melshonafelt Cooler temps, closer to the beach. No complaints. And house it tip-top, just finally found one we want to be in for 10+ years. And @gabbytm13 and @aloradriver here is the listing: http://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3254-Milligan-Dr-Camarillo-CA-93010/16368559_zpid/

@johnbmueller

@johnbmueller
OPEN HOUSE THIS SUNDAY FROM 12-4!!!!!!!!'

@staceytax

@staceytax
Hoping you get the sale soon John! 🏑

@gingerwood_

@gingerwood_
Hooray for homes!

@jolene3

@jolene3
Gonna be so sad to see you guys go!!!!

@susiekwag

@susiekwag
Looks so pretty

@ninaiskristina

@ninaiskristina
@johnbmueller dude I would sell this house for you if it meant that I could get a free wedding sesh! Haha

@simon__gentry

@simon__gentry
Didn't you just move in there?

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Anyone on here want to come over here and clean up this HAZMAT situation? #camarillo #dirtybaby #toddler

Normal / 1 months ago

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@jerelakers @carriemcgann @denisedewirephotography @gavinsgamma

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@simon__gentry

@simon__gentry
Now that looks familiar. Awesome.

@fotolane

@fotolane
Oh wow

@jenaardell

@jenaardell
Holy adorableness. #riceandbeans

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You know, typical summer afternoon. #summer #camarillo #kids #toyotathon

Normal / 2 months ago

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@princesswhitneyyyy @aloradriver @natalieandbears @janetbecerrra

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@_monalisia_

@_monalisia_
Such a great shot!


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Watching my parents dog while they are in Wisconsin. Went over at lunch today and it looks like Puppers was happy to see me. #agourahills #dog #crotchshot

Normal / 2 months ago

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@priscilla_dee @cheriethibodeaux @ivan_becerra @chinami__13

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