Megagreg

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…and they called it turkey love ❤

Normal / 16 hours

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@jenniferjeffrey
Awww...<3

@megagreg
@jenniferjeffrey the Oakland hills are teeming with these. Good eats for when the Earthquake comes.

@lisadair
You are so clever! Very funny.

@megagreg
: ) happy BD!

@flyingpenguinseekingmadaussie
Hahaha yup, love ;)

@megagreg
@flyingpenguinseekingmadaussie 🍗❤🍗

@tinelein
Where did you meet these guys?

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Forrest | Tree

Earlybird / 1 days ago

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@parts_per_million
Lovely, I see the tree.

@erinishuman
Stunning!

@cirkeline
Beautiful trees. Majestic

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I'm not afraid of insects taking over the world, and you know why? It would take about a billion ants just to AIM a gun at me, let alone fire it. And you know what I'm doing while they're aiming it at me? I just sort of slip off to the side, and then suddenly run up and kick the gun out of their hands.

Mayfair / 4 days ago

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@parts_per_million
Lmao, awesome. 🏃!

@gwretch
😆🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜

@flyingpenguinseekingmadaussie
Hahahaha

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I wish outer space guys would conquer the Earth and make people their pets, because I'd like to have one of those little beds with my name on it.

Normal / 5 days ago

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@parts_per_million
Did you know you're a pretty cool guy, Mega?

@megagreg
Thanks K. I was feeling a bit down. And that cheered me up. You, on the other hand, are SupaKool. Have a swell day! @parts_per_million

@parts_per_million
😘💨✨ I'm glad I could help. (There is a app that sends you daily reminders to smile. I use it. Just sayin'.)

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After I die, wherever my spirit goes, I'm going to try to get back and visit my skeleton at least once a year, because, "Hey, old buddy, how's it going?"

None / 6 days ago

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@jenniferjeffrey
Aww...💛💛

@rickstagram_sf
Gorgeous picture.

@parts_per_million
👍👌✋👐👏👊✊✌👋🙌

@megagreg
@parts_per_million I didn't know you were so handy.

@megagreg
@jenniferjeffrey thanks Double J

@megagreg
@rickstagram_sf thanks homie!

@parts_per_million
Well I'm certainly not a dandy. Or foppish.

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Happy Mothers Day to all the fab IG moms out there. Here's me and my mama circa 1970 ❤

Normal / 1 weeks ago

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@kmalper
How old is she here? So cute

@megagreg
@kmalper 32 ish ??

@parts_per_million
LOVE IT!

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Bloody nose season…

Lo-fi / 2 weeks ago

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@flyingpenguinseekingmadaussie
Mega yikes!

@jacmo
#typical

@megagreg
@jacmo you're funny 😘

@cirkeline
Oh dear 😢😷

@megagreg
@flyingpenguinseekingmadaussie @cirkeline @amjo @domarskandal yeah, I don't know what it is, but as soon as it warms up mid-Spring my kids get the bloody noses (I did too when I was a kid). Dry air??

@cirkeline
Good question. Take care all ✨🌞

@domarskandal
During winter when it's cold and the air is dry i still get nose bleeds sometimes. As a kid it was a constant river of blood. Now i have found nasal spray that is refined sesame oil that i use during the winter and it works great.

@megagreg
@domarskandal cool. Thanks for the tip! 👃

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Happy MTF!

Normal / 2 weeks ago

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@attosa
Happy MTF,mofo!

@flyingpenguinseekingmadaussie
May the fourth be with you ;)

@megagreg
@indianaunderwood live long and prosper

@indianaunderwood
WAIT. That's Star Wars...? Oh god I'm so confused!

@megagreg
@parts_per_million pre-wishing you a happy day-after-derby-day

@megagreg
@flyingpenguinseekingmadaussie it's already Revenge of the 5th in Australia

@megagreg
@attosa happy Wookie Nookie (for some reason I keep imagining Elvis saying Wookie Nookie).

@flyingpenguinseekingmadaussie
🔫👍😂😂😂

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None / 2 weeks ago

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@flyingpenguinseekingmadaussie
What a great fun shot Greg!

@megagreg
@flyingpenguinseekingmadaussie thanks home slice!

@megagreg
@parts_per_million thanks K have a nice sunny Saturday

@parts_per_million
It's derby day! Root for 5!!! (It will really make my 14 hour day worth it!)

@megagreg
@parts_per_million hope you have comfy shoes. I'm rooting for 5. Go 5!

@megagreg
@parts_per_million DUDE! that was so friggin close (I tried putting $20 on 5, but the Internets kept crapping out on me—maybe that was a sign).

@parts_per_million
One of my regulars bought me a WINNING ticket! Didn't do too bad, split it with my BFF work buddy.

@megagreg
@parts_per_million Excellente!