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Brian Christopher

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#injuringfriends #jordans #superbowl #blorp #reddotsight #beardlife #dead #quarters #iwish #fuckmykidneys #saturday #thehobbit #corporatefinance #migraine #hospital #ifitakethatmaskoffyouwillitkillyou #pills #jedi #bleep #beard #bloop #pats #raylewiskilledaguy #festive #thirdtimesacharm #insomnia #igotbetter #notoriousbig #coma #line #beards #crossbow #bullshit #killtheshave #futurma #godsavethequeen #anaburnswelker #boardtotheface #pneumonia #vocals #lawschool #weswelkers #bewaretheidesofmarch #letsdate #pillface

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Fuckin' #quarters and #jordans and shit.

None / 1 days ago

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@brianbabz @jennyleelolz @chuckroplastic @heathermarmal @specialriri @tendersunset @essjayis4lovers @deadsmallbeer @properapparel

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This is what a medically induced coma looks like. #coma #pneumonia #dead #igotbetter

Normal / 2 weeks ago

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@corack @thedangoldstein @coliecupcakes @specialriri @tendersunset @essjayis4lovers @krystalnecole @jackiexmariano @funwithjelly @chelseasaysthings

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@obiwankaczynski

@obiwankaczynski
@funwithjelly I would expect no less.

@funwithjelly

@funwithjelly
Sucks you didn't wake up to zombie apocalypse like Rick. #walkingdead #crossbow

@emotibots

@emotibots
I wonder what a medically induced comma looks like?

@lindseyypontee

@lindseyypontee
Wtfffff are you ok

@obiwankaczynski

@obiwankaczynski
@lindseyypontee yeah I'm okay now. Just recovering and trying to take it easy for a bit.

@lindseyypontee

@lindseyypontee
๐Ÿ˜ Hope you feel better

@s_linehan87

@s_linehan87
Doesn't it make u feel awesome when you take a pic of u in a coma and ppl like it

@favjeans

@favjeans
Oh no! Put up a nicer picture ๐Ÿ˜ฐ

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#ifITakeThatMaskOffyouWillitKillYou?
Yes, probably at this point... No.. Wait. #line?

Mayfair / 3 weeks ago

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@frenchysgram @aree1122 @bee_nicole27 @bobcatbuckface @willlopez @coliecupcakes @specialriri @jackiexmariano @deadsmallbeer @funwithjelly

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@tendersunset

@tendersunset
Cpap?

@emotibots

@emotibots
Looking good man, keep your head up! And strapped to that thing!

@bobcatbuckface

@bobcatbuckface
You were raised in the darkness? I was boooorn in the darkness!

@clmullins

@clmullins
The fuck happened to you?

@willlopez

@willlopez
B r i A N (E)

@obiwankaczynski

@obiwankaczynski
@clmullins apparently that whole "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger" thing doesn't apply to strptychocal pneumonia. It literally just tries to kill you over and over. Someone needs to inform Kelly clarkson.

@funwithjelly

@funwithjelly
Yeesh

@coliecupcakes

@coliecupcakes
Oh ๐Ÿ’ฉFeel better meng !! ๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ’™

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#thirdtimesacharm #fuckmykidneys

Mayfair / 1 months ago

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@eviloracular @coliecupcakes @essjayis4lovers @jackiexmariano

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@eviloracular

@eviloracular
Fuck man. Don't die we got camping to do!

@jackiexmariano

@jackiexmariano
Dude that blows you've been dealing with this forrr yearssss! I'm so sorry b! Feel better soon!

@tendersunset

@tendersunset
Sorry you have to deal with this.. Hope they are taking good care of you.

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#bullshit it isn't. #jedi

Normal / 1 months ago

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@fedclothing @ralphyboooy @jennyleelolz @norhymeorreason @lindseyypontee @coliecupcakes @tendersunset @jeffdelorenzo @essjayis4lovers @joesaveslives

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@gregtowne

@gregtowne
I have the same exact screen shot from a few weeks ago.

@antondemiri

@antondemiri
Did u get to see xxxibgdrgn ?? go to @GigaW4k3b04rd For More guys To get following u

@tendersunset

@tendersunset
This disturbed me as well....:P. I had to settle

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#IWish

Mayfair / 1 months ago

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@gregtowne @jeffdelorenzo @aree1122 @jackiexmariano

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If you need me, this is what I'll be doing for the next several months. #thehobbit

Mayfair / 2 months ago

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@frenchysgram @jennyleelolz @tendersunset @fashionguard @gregtowne @essjayis4lovers @moviescollective @sstrazzere

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#festive #bewaretheidesofmarch

Mayfair / 2 months ago

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@tendersunset @chelseasaysthings

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Worth a shot @jcrew_usa_official

Normal / 2 months ago

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#saturday #vocals

Normal / 2 months ago

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@jennyleelolz @_thepirates @amandaochs @kellhammer @bobcatbuckface @willlopez @specialriri @tendersunset @chuckroplastic @essjayis4lovers

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If notorious were still around today I'd like to think we wouldn't have half of the shitty hip-hop that's around today. #notoriousbig

Mayfair / 2 months ago

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@eviloracular @frenchysgram @kellhammer @willlopez @coliecupcakes @specialriri @tendersunset @heyymariie @jackiexmariano @gianarama

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@jcogswell16 you leave me no choice but to watch this on my own. This piece of crap won't be nearly as awesome without you :(

Mayfair / 2 months ago

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@willlopez

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Umm if you say so?

Normal / 2 months ago

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@eviloracular @specialriri @beardedphantom @deadmountain_mouth

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@funwithjelly

@funwithjelly
Bring the crossbow could be a trap

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Dear @gregtowne you should probably just go ahead and reserve the emergency room now. PS it came pre-leveled up with the red dot sight. #crossbow #reddotsight #injuringfriends

Mayfair / 2 months ago

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@eviloracular @frenchysgram @deadmountain_mouth @kylemac845 @willlopez @heathermarmal @coliecupcakes @beardedphantom @jackiexmariano @funwithjelly

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@eviloracular

@eviloracular
I'm getting one too

@obiwankaczynski

@obiwankaczynski
@eviloracular $250 with the sight 8 bolts 3 razor tips an obnoxious carrying case and a cocking rope.

@obiwankaczynski

@obiwankaczynski
Oh and the quiver

@eviloracular

@eviloracular
It's beautiful ๐Ÿ˜ณ dude I'm getting one.

@obiwankaczynski

@obiwankaczynski
@eviloracular yeah dude I got mine from www.thecrossbowstore.com

@gregtowne

@gregtowne
Everyone who liked this photo is openly admitting their support for you shooting me with a crossbow, that makes them all accessories right?

@obiwankaczynski

@obiwankaczynski
No no no. An accessory would be someone sells me the crossbow knowing my intentions or someone who drives the get away car. The people who liked this are just bad friends @gregtowne

@deadmountain_mouth

@deadmountain_mouth
I can't stop laughing.

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We are men. @willlopez @emotibots @gregtowne @deadsmallbeer #beards #beardlife #killtheshave

Lo-fi / 2 months ago

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@frenchysgram @ayyitsdschultz @willlopez @kellhammer @coliecupcakes @gregtowne @beardedphantom @mariarosez @essjayis4lovers @tendersunset

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@heathermarmal

@heathermarmal
HOLY BEARD

@blackassmarie

@blackassmarie
that die next to Ryan has an amazing mustache!

@blackassmarie

@blackassmarie
guy.. not die*

@tendersunset

@tendersunset
I agree . Awesome stach

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This is how I feel. #migraine #pills #pillface

Mayfair / 2 months ago

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@emotibots @heathermarmal

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Drinking two huge cups of this gross radioactive kool-aid in order to find out why I'm pissing blood. Hooray continuing medical problems! #hospital

Brannan / 2 months ago

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@mariarosez

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@bee_nicole27

@bee_nicole27
Uhhh ew? And uhhhh stop peeing blood please and thank you lol

@frenchysgram

@frenchysgram
That stuff is fucking gross. I had some that was "vanilla" flavored when I got my appendix out in sixth grade. I now want to vomit anytime I smell artificial vanilla.

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What I learn in law school #lawschool #futurma #corporatefinance @joesaveslives @jesseryangraham @bdashrad

Mayfair / 3 months ago

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@frenchysgram @bdashrad @coliecupcakes @tendersunset @katebailey6 @oksaraok @emotibots

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@jesseryangraham

@jesseryangraham
Now that's what I call making school fun!

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From here on out if I see any motherfucker using the breakdown lane to avoid traffic, I will follow them to their house and make them watch torture their loved ones until death and then I will think of the most horrifyingly painful way to finish that person off.

Normal / 3 months ago

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@beardedphantom @amydesantis @meganfoster21

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@deadsmallbeer

@deadsmallbeer
Daaaaaaaaaaamn that sucks.

@coliecupcakes

@coliecupcakes
Omg.. What he said โฌ†

@tendersunset

@tendersunset
No good

@chuckroplastic

@chuckroplastic
Ok life is not a Tarrantino movie it really really sucks that happened. The big picture: are you okay? Is anyone hurt? And thank goodness for insurance! Calmer heads will prevail. THINK!

@obiwankaczynski

@obiwankaczynski
@chuckroplastic yeah I'm fine. I'll live.

@headwig86

@headwig86
No good :(

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#bleep #bloop #blorp

Mayfair / 3 months ago

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@alyshiacarter @noiseaholic @sofiegoesaround @kellhammer @heathermarmal @beardedphantom @jennyleelolz @ohtangy @joesaveslives @funwithjelly

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@essjayis4lovers

@essjayis4lovers
Want.

@willlopez

@willlopez
Bout fuckin time

@frenchysgram

@frenchysgram
I'm with @willlopez

@emotibots

@emotibots
Hey we're lego pals!

@kellhammer

@kellhammer
Hey, I helped!!

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Super Bowl Predictions: Pats are gonna win. Gronk for MVP. Beyonce out with a career ending injury. #superbowl #pats #beard #beardlife

X-Pro II / 3 months ago

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@beardcrew @essjayis4lovers @heathermarmal @coliecupcakes @dearjamiejoy @bobcatbuckface @meegzz787 @caosland @brandystrauss

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#WesWelkers wife rules. #AnaBurnsWelker #RayLewisKilledAGuy

Normal / 3 months ago

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@s_linehan87 @beardedphantom @clmullins @huh_wait_what @willlopez

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#godsavethequeen @emotibots

Normal / 4 months ago

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@eviloracular @lilmisspix @heathermarmal

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#letsdate please?

Normal / 4 months ago

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@letgobreakfree @essjayis4lovers @bee_nicole27 @kellhammer @coliecupcakes @beardedphantom @emotibots @blackassmarie @caosland @chelseasaysthings

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@essjayis4lovers

@essjayis4lovers
๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘

@obiwankaczynski

@obiwankaczynski
I assume that everyone who has liked this photo would like to date me. Therefore @emotibots I will let you take me out for dinner and a fun night of winter mini golf.

@emotibots

@emotibots
How about winter regular golf??

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Haven't slept in days so I decided to break my own nose. #insomnia #boardtotheface

Earlybird / 4 months ago

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@letgobreakfree @eviloracular @bee_nicole27 @heathermarmal @willlopez @emotibots @huh_wait_what

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@___misselizabeth

@___misselizabeth
Omg! Are you okay?

@obiwankaczynski

@obiwankaczynski
@___misselizabeth yeah, you know these things happen.

@corack

@corack
You're really good at snowboarding.

@obiwankaczynski

@obiwankaczynski
@corack not snowboarding just a regular board.

@corack

@corack
@obiwankaczynski Couple snowboards, no snowboards

@kellhammer

@kellhammer
This looks like the X-Files