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grandmama

Normal / 2 days ago

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@raceobcd @dom_sawyer @saradangler @shhherlocked

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how am I still alive?

X-Pro II / 6 days ago

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@libbsters @lindstagramm @kiandthehorses @leahgracie

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@charliebrand

@charliebrand
Before reading the caption I asked myself "how is he still alive?"

@ludo_crisp

@ludo_crisp
Best kind of pizza ever, dubbed "the smokers special"

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fluffy nerd

X-Pro II / 1 weeks ago

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@halfsleeprr @lindstagramm @kateeenik @charliebrand

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i've been so productive today.

Normal / 1 weeks ago

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@notabrightlamp @benjamin_harold_frederick @theoghinckley @tannerwilliamsaz

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@jstaypaid

@jstaypaid
Look at jp my lil nigga

@zwiznasty

@zwiznasty
@jstaypaid mean muggin the busters all across the globe

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chinese people are weird

Normal / 3 weeks ago

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@lindstagramm @sirorangealot @hpsleezy @notabrightlamp

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superman that hoe

Normal / 1 months ago

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@teequahh @kashleeclausen @devondresback @nanners2092

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@conjaqueen

@conjaqueen
That is brilliant.

@taytaydivvy

@taytaydivvy
Excellent πŸ‘Œ

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he'll chase you down and pulverize you

Normal / 1 months ago

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@kashleeclausen @creep_reaper @lindstagramm @one_be_lo

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@darthryan

@darthryan
Stoop kids afraid to leave his stoop!

@kashleeclausen

@kashleeclausen
@lindstagramm used to call me Stoop Kid cause I never left my house.

@lindstagramm

@lindstagramm
^^TRUTH!

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the future mrs. zwisler. don't doubt us and bring me down guys, let me believe. 😍

Normal / 1 months ago

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@conjaqueen @benjamin_harold_frederick @karmarbow @nanners2092

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hermit life

Hudson / 1 months ago

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@wind0wseat @lindstagramm @mattyoung @tannerwilliamsaz

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@sirorangealot

@sirorangealot
Hahaha doing the same thing. Hemlock Grove and GOT.

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so this is what I'm reading before going to bed. I'm somewhat embarrassed about the amount of cat related searches I have in my history.

Normal / 2 months ago

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@wind0wseat @libbsters @xoxothao @christophernashbrown

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@shhherlocked

@shhherlocked
I'm proud and also, frankly embarrassed that I do not have any cat related searches in my history..

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having a social life is overrated

Mayfair / 2 months ago

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@conjaqueen @shaveyalegs @christophernashbrown @tannerwilliamsaz

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@conjaqueen

@conjaqueen
Cheers to that. 🍻

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l need more bacon in my life

Normal / 2 months ago

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@benjamin_harold_frederick @kr3w125 @theoghinckley @darthryan

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@conjaqueen

@conjaqueen
This is crazy.

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russell westbrook is weird

Normal / 2 months ago

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@lindstagramm @devondresback @jesusaintsavingshit @nanners2092

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every time I watch this, I can't help but be enamored by Toto throughout the entirety. The perfect dog.

Normal / 2 months ago

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@xoxothao @nanners2092 @littlelizmarie @tannerwilliamsaz

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@yasminemei

@yasminemei
What an endearing comment, Zwiz.

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i wish i was him

Normal / 2 months ago

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@libbsters @gregoose @taytaydivvy @meggonasty

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@jstaypaid

@jstaypaid
A dog with no head? :(

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R.I.P. Jeff Ripley.

Amaro / 2 months ago

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@gregoose @devondresback @fordalishus @tannerwilliamsaz

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@karmarbow

@karmarbow
Best ginger I knew

@sirorangealot

@sirorangealot
I'm still alive

@shhherlocked

@shhherlocked
Good riddance!

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a happy day, and then you pay. feel like shit the morning after

Normal / 3 months ago

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@raceobcd @ryhardguy @yasminemei @xoxothao

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@jstaypaid

@jstaypaid
Thanks for the drinks last night. I don't remember shit.

@zwiznasty

@zwiznasty
@jstaypaid no problem moneypants. I woke up with half a box of carne asada fries next to me, my room smells horrible now hahaha

@jstaypaid

@jstaypaid
HAHAHAHAHA I've woken up with random food wrappers all over my bed before. I guess I ate donuts last night because there's some in my kitchen and there's chocolate all over my face and boba stuck to my shirt.

@conjaqueen

@conjaqueen
Emo night ?

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who wants their toes sucked by my dog? he gets real sensual with it

Normal / 3 months ago

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@taytaydivvy @beattrixkiddo @meggonasty @kassafrass_

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@zwiznasty

@zwiznasty
@karmarbow @turtledette

@turtledette

@turtledette
Oh my god...yes plz

@turtledette

@turtledette
Roscoe gets one foot, you and karly get the other

@karmarbow

@karmarbow
@turtledette let's go get a pedi just so Roscoe can really enjoy it.

@turtledette

@turtledette
Have roscoe give us pedis @karmarbow

@karmarbow

@karmarbow
@turtledette let's give Roscoe an mani and pedi!! I got some new nail polish! Sparkles and all!

@littlelizmarie

@littlelizmarie
Zwiz, we have the same sheets. πŸ‘―

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living in a shotgun shack

Normal / 3 months ago

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@theodd0ne @charliebrand @meggonasty @codyeastlick

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@eeveevie

@eeveevie
how did I get here

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convince me not to

Normal / 3 months ago

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@ryhardguy @taytaydivvy @lysssp @sirorangealot

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@shhherlocked

@shhherlocked
Where!

@zwiznasty

@zwiznasty
Burlington coat factory of all places @sourismodeste

@lindstagramm

@lindstagramm
Meghan got that for Christmas. Play with us!

@notabrightlamp

@notabrightlamp
Buy it

@edibstep

@edibstep
Make the purchase immediately.

@themeownetwork

@themeownetwork
Everytime I've gone to Game Daze I've used all my power to resist buying that

@zwiznasty

@zwiznasty
@lindstagramm that sounds like a purrfect time 😺

@mattyoung

@mattyoung
@zwiznasty booooo

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key key

Normal / 3 months ago

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@libbsters @lindstagramm @meggonasty @nanners2092

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@sirorangealot

@sirorangealot
Her name is Jade

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The phrase "colony of cats" is too hilarious to take seriously.

Normal / 3 months ago

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@taytaydivvy @caylacannabis @cassie__clark @meggonasty

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@cassie__clark

@cassie__clark
Not to get all weird, but my mom has totally participated in the trap neuter release program... with her colony of cats... 😳

@shhherlocked

@shhherlocked
Cultivating a colony of cats at my place HOLLA

@codyeastlick

@codyeastlick
Uh oh, looks like there's gonna a be a genocide

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I miss my dog. These losers at Westminster have nothing on Roscoe P. Coltrane

Normal / 4 months ago

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@gregoose @instasam11_ @mattyoung @charliebrand

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@shhherlocked

@shhherlocked
I have a dog that looks just like that!

@zwiznasty

@zwiznasty
@sourismodeste well I'm certain your pup is no loser, it takes a lot of strength to live peacefully with all those cats!

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i rode a motherfucking elephant today

Mayfair / 4 months ago

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@codyeastlick @nhammon @shaveyalegs @shhherlocked

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@conjaqueen

@conjaqueen
I will always like this picture.

@christophernashbrown

@christophernashbrown
Bring the elephant to basketball, we will all play on the same team.

@shhherlocked

@shhherlocked
I have to say this may or may not be one of the cutest pictures ever.

@zwiznasty

@zwiznasty
@sourismodeste πŸ‘±πŸ˜

@shhherlocked

@shhherlocked
πŸ˜ΈπŸ’•

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who's trying to go this Sunday? I haven't thrown a tomato at someone without any repercussions in far too long.

Normal / 4 months ago

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@taytaydivvy @dom_sawyer @turtledette @karmarbow

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@sirorangealot

@sirorangealot
Ill dress up too

@sirorangealot

@sirorangealot
Real nigga was up

@sirorangealot

@sirorangealot
✌

@karmarbow

@karmarbow
Lets all go one weekend!!!!!!! @turtledette @sirorangealot @ludo_crisp

@turtledette

@turtledette
GIRLS DAY

@sirorangealot

@sirorangealot
@turtledette @gregoose @ludo_crisp @karmarbow let's all go on a triple date. Zwiz can be my knight in shining dick

@gregoose

@gregoose
I'm off next Saturday I believe, but I work Sundays now, thanks for the honorable mention though @sirorangealot

@karmarbow

@karmarbow
@sirorangealot @gregoose let's go on your day off then! Triple date!!!